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Various Factors Of My Unhappiness

Various Factors Of My Unhappiness

misanthropy

01 Jun 2007
1. I'm driving at night, listening to the radio. Rock Music in the summer of 2006 is terrible, I hear myself say. I opt for ...

Why Hot Babes Have Poor Personalities

Why Hot Babes Have Poor Personalities

love

26 Aug 2007
If you’re a single guy you probably understand the paradox of finding an attractive woman who is also intelligent and has a good personality. That ...

This Thing That Netflix Does

This Thing That Netflix Does

humor, internet

21 Feb 2008
When you first sign up with Netflix (or re-sign up in my case) they are you on your first week of a new job. Overachieving, ...

 
“Into The Wild” Sucks, Big Time

“Into The Wild” Sucks, Big Time

misanthropy

13 May 2008
Into The Wild is one of those movies that, after you watch it in horror you go to read the reviews for solace. But none ...

Being Busy Is Not A Status Symbol

Being Busy Is Not A Status Symbol

misanthropy

08 Jul 2008
Tonight I was at work until 8:30 PM and wasn't able to make some tentative dinner plans I had made over IM with a good ...

Hipster Watch: Fixie Or Fixed Gear Track Bikes

Hipster Watch: Fixie Or Fixed Gear Track Bikes

misanthropy

22 Aug 2008
If you know anything about me, you know that nothing tightens my jaw up more than hipsters. Hipsters will do anything to be hip, and ...

 
What Your Ex Girlfriend Is Up To

What Your Ex Girlfriend Is Up To

advice, dating, humor, philosophy, women

07 Apr 2009
I got an email from a reader: Hey Andy Fox!! Ive followed your site here for a while now and I go to Texas A&M and ...

Getting Revenge On Yourself

Getting Revenge On Yourself

advice, dating, philosophy

09 May 2009
I've come to understand that everyone, after a difficult relationship (family, work, friend, romantic), seeks out revenge by behaving in the exact way that they ...

There’s A Serial Killer Killing All The Rappers

There’s A Serial Killer Killing All The Rappers

advice, celebrity, music

19 May 2009
A young neighbor and friend of mine named RC Collins asked me if he could weigh in on a situation that he believes the public ...

 
I Want To Raise Awareness About Not Raising Awareness Anymore

I Want To Raise Awareness About Not Raising Awareness Anymore

advice, douchebags, humor, liberals, misanthropy, philosophy

16 Sep 2009
There's a lot said nowadays about "awareness" and "raising awareness" as if this is the best way to solve the world's problems. The background on the ...

I Hate People Who Have Pets

I Hate People Who Have Pets

advice, douchebags

14 Mar 2010
You've seen it before. It starts out as a Facebook post.. Fig 1. An Actual Facebook post from one of the author's sub-mental friends If they say they're ...

The Greenhouse Effect & Man Made Global Warming, Revisited

The Greenhouse Effect & Man Made Global Warming, Revisited

liberals, literature, politics

25 Feb 2010
Much has been made for the last few decades of the “Greenhouse Effect” and the “Enhanced Greenhouse Effect” a.k.a. “Man Made Global Warming”. So, let’s ...

 
Both Sides Are Wrong About Health Care And I’m Right

Both Sides Are Wrong About Health Care And I’m Right

liberals, politics, recession

12 Feb 2010
On the health care debate there are two sides with two distinct and equally annoying salesmen. On one side you have the Jon Stewart watching ...

FML (Fuck My Life) Sucks

FML (Fuck My Life) Sucks

misanthropy, reviews, web

18 Jan 2010
By Dan Yanofsky FML was funny for awhile. I read the site occasionally, and when people were posting FML stories on their friends walls, that was funny ...

Children In Advertising

Children In Advertising

humor, misanthropy

16 Jan 2010
By Dan Yanofsky I can’t stand children in advertising because it combines two of my least favorite things in the world: children and advertising. I don’t ...

 
Why Are Most Feminists* Ugly?

Why Are Most Feminists* Ugly?

humor, liberals, misanthropy, politics, women

16 Jan 2010
By Dan Yanofsky I started thinking about this the other day after watching a video on youtube where these two girls argued over whether or not ...

How People Are Wrong About Google & China

How People Are Wrong About Google & China

liberals, misanthropy, politics, technology, web

16 Jan 2010
Stupid people are so consistently wrong and daft on issues and the Google/China thing is no different. It's baffling how they all know how to be ...

I’m Not Into Organized Religion

I’m Not Into Organized Religion

advice, douchebags, misanthropy, philosophy

01 Jan 2010
Jesus Christ i've heard people make this  statement so many times. The problem with saying this is that religion, by its definition and motives, requires organization. Religion ...

 
On Climategate

On Climategate

liberals, politics, web

03 Dec 2009
I've written about thinking global warming is bullshit there and here before. Sure part of it is just me being cynical and not wanting to ...

Ned Wingfield: Email Terrorist

Ned Wingfield: Email Terrorist

reviews, web

22 Nov 2009
9 of the 10 emails I get about new websites are pretty bad. This site however is hilarious. It's called: Ned Wingfield: Tips & Tricks For Email ...

Elevator Racism

Elevator Racism

liberals, politics

22 Nov 2009
We're a nation of point-missers. Perhaps you've seen this video. A black guy is in an elevator and some prissy blond bitch clutches her purse while ...

 
Charges Filed Against Ft Hood Suspect?!

Charges Filed Against Ft Hood Suspect?!

liberals, politics

12 Nov 2009
Context is always important. I have none on this story but: I'm sitting here in a garish apartment in Shenzhen, China listening to Van Morrison sing "Madame ...

25 Things About China

25 Things About China

misanthropy, odd, travel

12 Nov 2009
You might know that  i'm living and working in China now. I'm sorta blogging at My Red China. You can find a lot to dislike about pretty ...

Pepsi / Frito Lay Raises Prices; Add Indian CMO

Pepsi / Frito Lay Raises Prices; Add Indian CMO

marketing, odd, recession

05 Nov 2009
by crackpipe You may have noticed, if you're a fellow consumer of fine cuisine, that Pepsi's Frito-Lay division previously decreased the number of ounces of potato ...

 
Welcome to 2009

Welcome to 2009

douchebags, internet, web

17 Oct 2009
by crackpipe This is only a small-scale example, but give me a break, Yahoo. How about one line: "Thanks, we'll pass it on to quality control."? ...

Why San Francisco Sucks

Why San Francisco Sucks

douchebags, misanthropy, politics, reviews, technology, women

12 Oct 2009
I was inspired to write my opinion on why San Francisco sucks by this post, written by a Twitter Programmer named Alex Payne. I don't like  ...

Coors Light Frost Liner

Coors Light Frost Liner

misanthropy, odd

02 Oct 2009
Sunday, July 02, 2006 This was written 1 day before my birthday, three years ago. This was right when Coors started using their frost blue liner, ...

 
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