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Various Factors Of My Unhappiness

Various Factors Of My Unhappiness

misanthropy

01 Jun 2007
1. I'm driving at night, listening to the radio. Rock Music in the summer of 2006 is terrible, I hear myself say. I opt for ...

Why Hot Babes Have Poor Personalities

Why Hot Babes Have Poor Personalities

love

26 Aug 2007
If you’re a single guy you probably understand the paradox of finding an attractive woman who is also intelligent and has a good personality. That ...

“Into The Wild” Sucks, Big Time

“Into The Wild” Sucks, Big Time

misanthropy

13 May 2008
Into The Wild is one of those movies that, after you watch it in horror you go to read the reviews for solace. But none ...

 
Being Busy Is Not A Status Symbol

Being Busy Is Not A Status Symbol

misanthropy

08 Jul 2008
Tonight I was at work until 8:30 PM and wasn't able to make some tentative dinner plans I had made over IM with a good ...

Hipster Watch: Fixie Or Fixed Gear Track Bikes

Hipster Watch: Fixie Or Fixed Gear Track Bikes

misanthropy

22 Aug 2008
If you know anything about me, you know that nothing tightens my jaw up more than hipsters. Hipsters will do anything to be hip, and ...

What Your Ex Girlfriend Is Up To

What Your Ex Girlfriend Is Up To

advice, dating, humor, philosophy, women

07 Apr 2009
I got an email from a reader: Hey Andy Fox!! Ive followed your site here for a while now and I go to Texas A&M and ...

 
Getting Revenge On Yourself

Getting Revenge On Yourself

advice, dating, philosophy

09 May 2009
I've come to understand that everyone, after a difficult relationship (family, work, friend, romantic), seeks out revenge by behaving in the exact way that they ...

There’s A Serial Killer Killing All The Rappers

There’s A Serial Killer Killing All The Rappers

advice, celebrity, music

19 May 2009
A young neighbor and friend of mine named RC Collins asked me if he could weigh in on a situation that he believes the public ...

I Want To Raise Awareness About Not Raising Awareness Anymore

I Want To Raise Awareness About Not Raising Awareness Anymore

advice, douchebags, humor, liberals, misanthropy, philosophy

16 Sep 2009
There's a lot said nowadays about "awareness" and "raising awareness" as if this is the best way to solve the world's problems. The background on the ...

 
On Hating Your Friends

On Hating Your Friends

misanthropy, philosophy, relationships

15 Aug 2010
I got a telegram Facebook Message (sorry, new to this stuff!) today from an attractive female reader who lives in England. Some Chicks Name Here ...

If Bush Was An Idiot, Is Biden Retarded?

If Bush Was An Idiot, Is Biden Retarded?

celebrity, liberals, politics

29 Jun 2010
Forget that the Anti-War movement has all but disappeared since the Democrats have taken over the White House and the Senate. Forget that for a ...

You Can No Longer Say FML

You Can No Longer Say FML

douchebags, humor, internet, web

17 Jun 2010
I spoke with Jesus today during my morning prayer and asked him to strike with lightning anyone who uses the term Fuck My Life or ...

 
The Glorious Candidacy Of Alvin Greene

The Glorious Candidacy Of Alvin Greene

liberals, misanthropy, politics

17 Jun 2010
Alvin Greene may be the most important political figure of our time, and I'm not being sarcastic. If you haven't heard about Alvin Greene let ...

Man Made Climate Change Is Such Bullshit

Man Made Climate Change Is Such Bullshit

liberals, philosophy, politics

06 Jun 2010
So if you've been a reader for awhile you know that I thought Global Warming was bullshit before. Well they pulled a fast one on ...

What Are The Chances The Korean Actress From Lost Would Make Love To Me?

What Are The Chances The Korean Actress From Lost Would Make Love To Me?

celebrity, love, women

22 Apr 2010
I get bored in China and tend to watch a lot of TV on DVD here. I've blown through everything respectable and am now on ...

 
Where’s The Misanthropy?

Where’s The Misanthropy?

misanthropy

04 Apr 2010
You may have noticed that I haven't written much lately, and what I do write you can tell I haven't put much thought or effort ...

Some Words About Populism And Politics

Some Words About Populism And Politics

philosophy, politics

28 Mar 2010
Populism isn't such a bad thing, sometimes. Consider Carpool or diamond lanes, while politically speaking they attempt to encourage people to carpool--at their base, they ...

I Hate People Who Have Pets

I Hate People Who Have Pets

advice, douchebags

14 Mar 2010
You've seen it before. It starts out as a Facebook post.. Fig 1. An Actual Facebook post from one of the author's sub-mental friends If they say they're ...

 
The Greenhouse Effect & Man Made Global Warming, Revisited

The Greenhouse Effect & Man Made Global Warming, Revisited

liberals, literature, politics

25 Feb 2010
Much has been made for the last few decades of the “Greenhouse Effect” and the “Enhanced Greenhouse Effect” a.k.a. “Man Made Global Warming”. So, let’s ...

Both Sides Are Wrong About Health Care And I’m Right

Both Sides Are Wrong About Health Care And I’m Right

liberals, politics, recession

12 Feb 2010
On the health care debate there are two sides with two distinct and equally annoying salesmen. On one side you have the Jon Stewart watching ...

FML (Fuck My Life) Sucks

FML (Fuck My Life) Sucks

misanthropy, reviews, web

18 Jan 2010
By Dan Yanofsky FML was funny for awhile. I read the site occasionally, and when people were posting FML stories on their friends walls, that was funny ...

 
Children In Advertising

Children In Advertising

humor, misanthropy

16 Jan 2010
By Dan Yanofsky I can’t stand children in advertising because it combines two of my least favorite things in the world: children and advertising. I don’t ...

Why Are Most Feminists* Ugly?

Why Are Most Feminists* Ugly?

humor, liberals, misanthropy, politics, women

16 Jan 2010
By Dan Yanofsky I started thinking about this the other day after watching a video on youtube where these two girls argued over whether or not ...

How People Are Wrong About Google & China

How People Are Wrong About Google & China

liberals, misanthropy, politics, technology, web

16 Jan 2010
Stupid people are so consistently wrong and daft on issues and the Google/China thing is no different. It's baffling how they all know how to be ...

 
I’m Not Into Organized Religion

I’m Not Into Organized Religion

advice, douchebags, misanthropy, philosophy

01 Jan 2010
Jesus Christ i've heard people make this  statement so many times. The problem with saying this is that religion, by its definition and motives, requires organization. Religion ...

On Climategate

On Climategate

liberals, politics, web

03 Dec 2009
I've written about thinking global warming is bullshit there and here before. Sure part of it is just me being cynical and not wanting to ...

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