12 Nov 2009
Context is always important.
I have none on this story but:
I'm sitting here in a garish apartment in Shenzhen, China listening to Van Morrison sing "Madame ...
12 Nov 2009
You might know that i'm living and working in China now.
I'm sorta blogging at My Red China.
You can find a lot to dislike about pretty ...
05 Nov 2009
by crackpipe
You may have noticed, if you're a fellow consumer of fine cuisine, that Pepsi's Frito-Lay division previously decreased the number of ounces of potato ...
17 Oct 2009
by crackpipe
This is only a small-scale example, but give me a break, Yahoo. How about one line: "Thanks, we'll pass it on to quality control."? ...
douchebags, misanthropy, politics, reviews, technology, women
12 Oct 2009
I was inspired to write my opinion on why San Francisco sucks by this post, written by a Twitter Programmer named Alex Payne.
I don't like ...
02 Oct 2009
Sunday, July 02, 2006
This was written 1 day before my birthday, three years ago. This was right when Coors started using their frost blue liner, ...
01 Oct 2009
by crackpipe
I live in the Oakland ghetto most of the time. I ride the buses. The buses are weird during the day and interesting after ...
celebrity, dating, misanthropy, music, women
22 Sep 2009
I might be a little late to dinner on this one, but shit...
I love how she dances all dramatically and with the hand gestures. What ...
19 Sep 2009
God we've all been in situations like this and received these kinds of emails. Girls are such freaks. Remember if you ...
17 Sep 2009
Fellow Misanthropes-
Your friend is suddenly moving to Shenzhen, China for a career opportunity.
I don't know what this will mean for Misanthropy Today or for my ...
advice, douchebags, humor, liberals, misanthropy, philosophy
16 Sep 2009
There's a lot said nowadays about "awareness" and "raising awareness" as if this is the best way to solve the world's problems.
The background on the ...
advice, humor, liberals, philosophy, politics
31 Aug 2009
People seem to like my ground-breaking ideas so I decided to share another one which might help both our government and the medical industry at ...
advice, humor, odd, technology
27 Aug 2009
If you like warm and cold water at your fingertips and are distrustful of Brita and their pitcher filter chicanery, or if you work in ...
27 Aug 2009
Captain Scumbone submitted this to me a long time ago. I have been busy/lazy and just put it and his tiny photos up. It's funny. ...
25 Aug 2009
Quickly:
How is it a homicide when it's common knowledge that you've begged every doctor in Los Angeles for hardcore prescription drugs?
Even in death ...
celebrity, douchebags, humor, reviews
14 Aug 2009
I've mentioned how I think Dane Cook sucks and is unfunny before but I read something about him this morning on my morning internet hike ...
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28 Jul 2009
So you've decided you want to meet girls at a bar.
See all the guys in every bar you go to? Yep, exact same thing on ...