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08 Jul 2007
I hate the blog I Can Has Cheezburger because if you have a wordpress blog its always on the front page as the most popular ...
02 Oct 2008
Worms
Cyclists, as a rule, think bikers are cheating,
because they have engines. Pedestrians, in turn,
think cyclists are cheating; they use wheels.
People in wheelchairs think pedestrians
have a ...
15 Jan 2008
Leaving funny comments is a lost art.
It was once practiced in public restrooms across this nation, then gang members and lonely homosexuals ruined it for ...
24 Jul 2008
I want to introduce you to a new little feature around here called "Shitbag Of The Week". It's where I find a shitbag and bring ...
22 Jul 2008
I got an urgent text from my friend Jeremy today. It read:
Somebody crapped the toilet right off the hinges in here.
I wrote back and said:
Pic ...
10 Sep 2008
So Misanthropy Today is a year old. 183 posts. 1,085 comments. 2,595 Tags. 38 Categories.
Here's a link to my first blog post ever:
http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2007/06/01/blogging/
It's been ...
18 Sep 2008
I was going to write a post about this quite awhile ago but never got around to it.
Landmark Education
Back in March a girl I had ...
internet, liberals, politics, technology
18 Sep 2008
1. A Two Party System is inherently flawed.
Usually you hear this argument from members of some tiny political party, the Green Party for instance, or ...
22 Jan 2008
I watched this documentary the other night in bed and it really stuck with me.
There is a photo of a man who jumped out of ...
13 May 2009
I'm wearing a pair of Banana Republic trousers, brown.
They are sort of like dress pants but more casual. I'm not sure what this model of ...
25 Jul 2008
For You Dimitri And Olga Fans, here's one about a crazy chick named Sarah and a funny guy Named Davey-- sent to me by, somewhat ...
24 Mar 2009
Seriously every time I'm at 7-11 or any convenience store and there's a younger black dude in front of me, without fail he always buys ...
20 Aug 2008
Now this video is really something. First off, this chick is a total slut, secondly the TV show cheaters is so friggin rotten-- I can't ...
01 Jun 2007
I was up early this morning checking my mail.
I've gotten this same email so many times, the header reads: 9 Searches for "Andy Fox" ...
22 Dec 2008
Drunk By Noon On New Years Day.
New Years really sucks: The only tradition I have for New Years Eve is to get drunk. The ...
24 Jun 2009
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Most people think it's funny or that Perez had it coming to him for writing nasty ...
dating, douchebags, love, sex, women
21 Sep 2008
I was watching 48 hours today (the news program, not the Eddie Murphy comedy) and it says something about a marine who married a Princess/Sheika ...