Because If You Don’t Hate Others Nobody Else Will


01 Jun 2007
1. I'm driving at night, listening to the radio. Rock Music in the summer of 2006 is terrible, I hear myself say. I opt for ...
26 Aug 2007
If you’re a single guy you probably understand the paradox of finding an attractive woman who is also intelligent and has a good personality.
That ...
13 May 2008
Into The Wild is one of those movies that, after you watch it in horror you go to read the reviews for solace. But none ...
08 Jul 2008
Tonight I was at work until 8:30 PM and wasn't able to make some tentative dinner plans I had made over IM with a good ...
22 Aug 2008
If you know anything about me, you know that nothing tightens my jaw up more than hipsters. Hipsters will do anything to be hip, and ...
advice, dating, humor, philosophy, women
07 Apr 2009
I got an email from a reader:
Hey Andy Fox!! Ive followed your site here for a while now and I go to Texas A&M and ...
09 May 2009
I've come to understand that everyone, after a difficult relationship (family, work, friend, romantic), seeks out revenge by behaving in the exact way that they ...
19 May 2009
A young neighbor and friend of mine named RC Collins asked me if he could weigh in on a situation that he believes the public ...
advice, douchebags, humor, liberals, misanthropy, philosophy
16 Sep 2009
There's a lot said nowadays about "awareness" and "raising awareness" as if this is the best way to solve the world's problems.
The background on the ...
misanthropy, philosophy, relationships
15 Aug 2010
I got a telegram Facebook Message (sorry, new to this stuff!) today from an attractive female reader who lives in England.
Some Chicks Name Here ...
29 Jun 2010
Forget that the Anti-War movement has all but disappeared since the Democrats have taken over the White House and the Senate. Forget that for a ...
douchebags, humor, internet, web
17 Jun 2010
I spoke with Jesus today during my morning prayer and asked him to strike with lightning anyone who uses the term Fuck My Life or ...
liberals, misanthropy, politics
17 Jun 2010
Alvin Greene may be the most important political figure of our time, and I'm not being sarcastic. If you haven't heard about Alvin Greene let ...
liberals, philosophy, politics
06 Jun 2010
So if you've been a reader for awhile you know that I thought Global Warming was bullshit before. Well they pulled a fast one on ...
22 Apr 2010
I get bored in China and tend to watch a lot of TV on DVD here. I've blown through everything respectable and am now on ...
04 Apr 2010
You may have noticed that I haven't written much lately, and what I do write you can tell I haven't put much thought or effort ...
28 Mar 2010
Populism isn't such a bad thing, sometimes. Consider Carpool or diamond lanes, while politically speaking they attempt to encourage people to carpool--at their base, they ...
14 Mar 2010
You've seen it before.
It starts out as a Facebook post..
Fig 1. An Actual Facebook post from one of the author's sub-mental friends
If they say they're ...
liberals, literature, politics
25 Feb 2010
Much has been made for the last few decades of the “Greenhouse Effect” and the “Enhanced Greenhouse Effect” a.k.a. “Man Made Global Warming”. So, let’s ...
12 Feb 2010
On the health care debate there are two sides with two distinct and equally annoying salesmen.
On one side you have the Jon Stewart watching ...
18 Jan 2010
By Dan Yanofsky
FML was funny for awhile.
I read the site occasionally, and when people were posting FML stories on their friends walls, that was funny ...
16 Jan 2010
By Dan Yanofsky
I can’t stand children in advertising because it combines two of my least favorite things in the world: children and advertising. I don’t ...
humor, liberals, misanthropy, politics, women
16 Jan 2010
By Dan Yanofsky
I started thinking about this the other day after watching a video on youtube where these two girls argued over whether or not ...
liberals, misanthropy, politics, technology, web
16 Jan 2010
Stupid people are so consistently wrong and daft on issues and the Google/China thing is no different.
It's baffling how they all know how to be ...
advice, douchebags, misanthropy, philosophy
01 Jan 2010
Jesus Christ i've heard people make this statement so many times.
The problem with saying this is that religion, by its definition and motives, requires organization.
Religion ...
03 Dec 2009
I've written about thinking global warming is bullshit there and here before.
Sure part of it is just me being cynical and not wanting to ...
