10 Reasons Why Sex And The City Sucks And No I’m Not Going To See It
Sex and The City is a terrible show. After being asked by 4 people if i’m going to see this movie, I had to write something about it.
Here’s 10 Reasons Why Sex And The City Sucks:
1. I don’t know what the word “sassy” means but SITC is supposed to be a sassy show about sassy broads. Virginia Slims are sassy. Mac Books are sassy. BMW convertibles are sassy. I don’t like sassy things.
2. SITC promotes the falsehood that talking crap about your boyfriend with your unhappy, unmarried, old maid friends means you’re working out your relationship problems. Telling your friends embarrassing things about your boyfriend or husband is a violation of your relationship. Imagine if he said that you smell bad when you have the red-vag. That’d be a funny story to tell over a round of cosmos eh?
3. Writing a diary, like the main character does when you’re pushing 40 isn’t introspective it means you’re immature. “Can you believe Todd read my diary?! (gasp)”
4. Sadly, many women lack what many people describe as “a personality” or “identity” and instead of actually developing one: tastes, ideas, beliefs, knowledge— all ingredients to a personality– they look to other women, movies, TV shows and magazines for guidance, oftentimes wholesale. In this case, Sex And The City is a terrible example for these bobble heads.
5. Sex And The City shamelessly lies to it’s (weakminded) viewers by promoting a lifestyle that is purely fictional, should not be imitated by anyone wanting a happy life, and will ultimately keep these same viewers glued to a TV fantasizing about a life they will never have: financial success, interesting partners, careers and personalities.
6. Dingbats think of themselves as a character in this show and correlate their friends to a character in this show. This is more annoying that Swingers references and no it doesn’t make it ok that you’d squat over a bush if you thought there was a snake in it because the redhaired lady on SITC is a skank too. She’s not a real person— not that you are either.
7. While preaching the “we girls gotta stick together” Thelma and Louise message, any casual observer would tell you that those women are terrible for each other and are standing in the way of each other’s growth and their ability to have meaningful relationships. But it’s like a self-cleaning oven, if you act like them, then you’ll always need your group of spinster cougars around to commiserate on how some guy just couldn’t hack it with all you have to offer.
8. This woman looks like Gargamel and I don’t like to look at her.
9. Sex And The City, like Dougie Howser MD, always ends with an introspective touching message that the head cougar writes on her Macbook. This is cheesy and tries to cull sense or meaning from the noise and stupidity. This helps dumb girls think that blowing some guy in a nightclub parking lot can be summed up as one of life’s speed bumps rather than “pretty gross that you blew some guy that wears underwear that is sold in a tube”.
10. The most pernicious lie that SITC wheels out is that being slutty, catty, boy crazy and “sassy” will help you succeed in life. Following the recipe for success demonstrated by Carrie Bradshaw and her pack of upwardly mobile metro cocksmiths will help you become successful like me drinking beer and watching the dodgers could be considered “Baseball Training”. It couldn’t, it’s actually counter- productive to any kind of success or happiness and that chick with red hair looks like Don Knotts with a wig on.
Update: Astute Reader Tannaz S. sent me this photo of Gargamel/Don Knotts with her lez girlfriend:
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This might be your best post yet.
you say that about every other post i write
haha, gargamel! this was really enjoyable.
thanks tom, nice to see you here
I think the subject of this blog merited at least a bullet point though: http://www.sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com/index.htm
I’m really angry at what you wrote and I think you are a mean mean person. If you had a soul you would like sex and the city but since you are a souless minion of the devil I don’t expect you to anyway. Sex and the city will do very well no matter what your bitchy little mind can make up to try to spoil it.
Wow. I hope this is someone being sarcastic. If so, good work. The IP address is from the UK.
If I can spoil sex and the city for just one person, I feel like i’ve done my job.
These pathetic SITC individuals are excactly what give women the delusional idea that being a slut at age forty while picking up many STDs along the way is the prime direction to take in life. These sub human inferior life forms that are pure fiction are a blue print for today’s woman, failure, failure, failure. Message to American females: YOU ARE NOT ALL THAT. Get over yourselves, that’s why white males now marry foreign girls. Most of you are losers.
nice post; I agree with guffman32, possibly one of your best to date. I really like
The show appeal to 40 something women who like fiction and live in fantasy land. WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD FIND ANY OF THESE MEN-WOMEN REMOTELY ATTRACTIVE?? Sex -objects at age 53??
The show was fantasy to appeal to the lowest common demoninator–single, bitter, old maids who bang anyone and anything all the while enjoying a good STD or too—-that is why many American men do NOT marry or marry foreign women –with class and dignity–not sluts in some fantasy Hollywood show.
several months later, i still hate this show. just saying
I have to concur! I hate this ridiculous show, and even the show’s theme song pisses me off. However…. Gargamel? Ha ha ha ha ha!
this is an awesome post! i hate sex and the city for promoting promiscuity and bitchiness while claiming to portray “empowered” women. it’s especially disturbing that, since being syndicated on tbs, more and more little girls are watching this show. guess they’ll get a jumpstart on learning to be a whore…
good post. i hate shows like SITC were the woman are really bitchy to the guys but they are still showed as the good guys. also woman have really bad self esteem (i fail at spelling) and need to be constantly told that what ever they do in life is the right thing and that they are spiecle (i really do fail at spelling) because if they dont get told that they get all depressed and stuff.
i always hated this show i just couldnt find the words to express myself!
) i sending ur post to every SITC addict i know. cheers!
Just exactly what I think about the show!
“Sadly, many women lack what many people describe as “a personality” or “identity” ”
………. it’s Sad but True.
lol, go see the movie. If for nothing else because you get to see the red-haired chick naked and Id love to read your thoughts on that.
From a girl who really never got the hype – thanks a LOT. This just sums up everything that was ever going on in my mind, when I zapped into an episode of this show. I got bored after only minutes and always wondered what poopheads could mistake that for real life. Being late in my twenties I really did not get the point.
Awesome post. I like the way you think.
thank fuck someone stood up against this piece of shit, my sister made me buy her a box set of this drivel for her christmas, in the immortal words of family guy ’so its about three prostitutes and their mum’
holy shit, she does look like gargamel. which is ironic, as the ringleader acts like smurfette.
nice review, you sexy sexy beast.
It’s shows like SITC that make me wish I didn’t like HBO Originals so much, but damn, after “The Wire” or “Sopranos” how can you not?
How about that show “Entourage”? What do you think of that? It’s supposed to be based on Marky Mark’s life and all that, but from what I’ve seen, it could be SITC with dicks…with wall-to-wall gorgeous women which always, always helps.
The worst part of the show is the desinger, yuppie, upscale New Yorkish girly blah attitude. Also how
the main characters seem to want to have people feel sorry for them. Sadly, a lot of sheltered women
think that they can live a interesting love life in NYC and eventually settle down, but ha ha, the city any city
is no place to find love. It’s a city maening everything is ten times faster and you’ll be meeting, on a date, hooking up and broken up faster than a cab spraying puddles on your designer shoes.
You hit the nail right on the head!
Awesome post.
Not only is the show crappy, but why are so many girls trying so hard to imitate the characters?
My friend’s g/f went to see the movie. The entire female audience was dressed like the characters and all carried a cosmopolitain magazine with them.
They’ll make fun of men who dress up as Darth Vader to attend Star Wars movies. WTF is this? At least the Vader suit only comes out at those special occasions…these women are in SITC-mode 24/7!
Thanks Mike. I’m not sure how you read it with the formatting so bad. Anyhow, I fixed it.
Thank GOD someone else can see what a bunch of soulless, sociopathic materialistic harpies these skanks are. They are woman that any man in the real world would quickly run to the door from. Wow, how exciting, a bunch of slutty self absorbed goldiggers who deconstruct any men with a hope of being decent and go for the money and the looks every time. I was SOOO happy when they canceled this piece of garbage. It insults both women and men.
3. Writing a diary, like the main character does when you’re pushing 40 isn’t introspective it means you’re immature. “Can you believe Todd read my diary?! (gasp)”
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She writes a newspaper column…not a diary.
fail.
Fail eh.
Wow, I’m having a vision:
One day there will be a website and on said website people will create images of people making mistakes and will label them with a large type that says “Fail”. This website will become very popular and so much so even the term “fail” itself will become a household word, even to an annoying, repetitive degree.
And to think you started it all Jessica.
hahaahahahaahhahahahaha
I appreciate your sarcasm.
I’m sure you appreciate me proving you wrong more though.
:p It’s all good, everyone has an opinion, yours just has defects.
no problem… i appreciate the feedback. however i do not let myself get to close to my subjects of hate so that they do not become a part of me. so that is why i never noticed that she wasn’t writing a diary. also because i can’t imagine a newspaper would be interested in the musings of some spinster, but what do i know?
Entourage is a very clever series, every episode is very witty and the character Ari is so watchable.
I love the comment on Family Guy:
‘This is at that show about the three hookers and their mom?’