10 Things I Dislike About Latina Women
1. They put an accent on spanish words even if they do not speak spanish. Like when ordering at taco bell. Annoying.
2. They often use the greetings “hola” or “hey papi” to remind you that you’re talking to someone who speaks Spanish and therefore is exotic. This causes me to revert to a spaceman language I made up when I ate too many mushrooms back at Lollapalooza ‘98.
3. They say “I Know Huh” in response to what you say, no matter what you say. ( I call these types “iknowhuhs”).
4. They all wear push up bras, even if they have giant roundies. All of them do. It’s false advertising no matter what. It’s like how pissed would they be if I wore a roll of soccer socks in my pants?
5. They always talk about how “their friends/family are the most important thing to them”. In the words of my loyal reader Horhay: Yeah your 2.5 friends who have pictures of their cats on their myspace page and your half-sister who is in rehab? Sure, I’d like to play second fiddle to them.
6. They all drive worse cars than you do. Sure your car sucks, but their car really sucks— and it has a baby seat in the back. And good luck getting them to drive anywhere while you’re at it.
7. They love dancing. Most women love dancing but latina chicks really love it. Vis a vis this means they love douchebags since only douchebags love dancing in any outward way. Prepare yourself for a tense conversation about whether the guy she danced with, Marco, “just touched her” or “put his finger in”.
Gross, I know, you said it you jealous bastard.
8. They All Say “Nuh-Uh”. These babes are skeptical. About everything. If they’re not saying iknowhuh they’re saying nuh-uh.
9. Brutally Jealous mixed with a relaxed “if I don’t know about it I don’t care” attitude about infidelity. This is, as you can imagine, difficult to navigate.
10. They’re pretty hot, and I guess this makes it all worth it. When I come back in my next life I want to not see hotness the way my liberal friends say they don’t see color.
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All true. I think #4 bothers me the most. The stereotype is that they’ve got killer asses. Why screw that up by pretending to have tits too? Be proud of what you have, ladies. If you have nothing at all, then sure fake it I guess.
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#1 annoys me too.
It annoys me more when people that aren’t latin do it too. Like my cousin comes back from south america after taking a spanish immersion course and is now pronouncing everything spanish (and even some not in spanish) with a south american accent.
Yeah it really irks me for some reason– oh wait, maybe here’s the reason YOU’RE SPEAKING ENGLISH. In english we call it a “burr-ito”, not a “boorrrito’”.
Do you pronounce all words borrowed from france with a french accent?
Greek words with a greek accent?
No you don’t. When you’re speaking a certain language you use the same accent for all words.
Witness the commercials in mexico for American businesses like pizza hut. The announcer will say “blah blah blah peeza hoot’ blah blah”.
This is retarded
In response to comment #5 – EXACTLY! Me and some of my friends were having the same conversation a few days ago. You hear people doing that all the time and often they will even correct you if you dont pronounce the words “correctly” yet at the same time “Do you pronounce all words borrowed from france with a french accent?”
For example a town near here is called Versailles. In French it is pronounced something like “Ver Sigh” but here it is pronounced “Ver sells”
It also annoys me when someone tries to put the rrrrrolll in the “r” sound but only in certain words that they think it is needed. Such as a radio announcer who is speaking normal English then gives an intro for Rodriguez with a heavy roll on the r’s. Too funny.
ALL OF YOU WHO WROTE THIS CRAP ARE A BUNCH OF STUPID DUMB ASSES. THERE IS NOTHING LIKE LATINAS THERE BEAUTIFUL THERE SMART AND SEXY. EVERE SEEN A WHITE WOMAN TRYING TO DANCE. BECAUSE AMERICANS CAN’T HOLD THERE BALANCE> SO BUZZ OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hola,
I just had the workday from HELL, and my latest “papi chulo” turned out to be an ass…
Anyhoot… I was all wa…wa..wa.. and then I reread this….
I dont think I’ve laughed so hard this week.
Thanks a bunch
Besos,
Clau
All off you are a buch off rasists!!! Man these are all off your priconcived notions about latino women!! You cant say shit about them, couse you havent spoken to all off them!!!
THEY ARE A LOT BETTER AT DANCING THAN YOU, SO STOP BEING SO JOULOS AND TAKE SOME DANCING LESSONS!!!
sooo fuck off, you rasist, white ass trass…
ohhhhh noooo.
what is wrong with u ppl??? u must have had sum pretty bad experiances of us guys huh? (or should i say ” i know huh”) how jelous r u!!! evry1 no’s us latinas r the hottest, best chicks on the planet!!!!!
mmmm I gotta say, that´s all pretty stupid, and the the girls you´ve met are pretty stupid aswell, I´m latina and proud to be one, but hey! who am i to judge how stupid ,narcisist, and dick shorted you are?
jejeje
This is the dumbest shit ever .
Cristina if you’d like to debate whether this is “the dumbest shit ever” over a gallon of sangria i’m game.
“Me and Hulio down by the school yard.. la la la”. This was Paul Simon being Latino. My question is what is a grown man doing down by the school yard with his friend Hulio. Did they have sweets and were they asking the kids “do you like puppies?”.
When I was in the US about 5 years ago I booked a room in a place called Inglewood. I did it over the internet with a credit card. When I booked in to said place I was asked 2 times by the Latino owner if I was sure I wanted to stay there. I said yes. Over the next day or so I noticed I was the only white person there. Still I wasn’t frightened because I whistled La Bamba everywhere I went.
Later I booked a hotel down in El Cinio CA and I have to say I have never seen so many beautiful women in my life and they were nearly all latino. You know when you see Miss World and you think “Ive seen better looking women than that?” Thats what it was like. I seen women at the bus stop who looked like Jennifer Lopez. I got talking to two really nice Irish girls in an internet cafe but they suddenly stoped noticing me or even remembering that I existed when a tall black guy asked them if they were tourists. I hated that black guy for awhile but then I remembered I had a bag of magic beans and I could grow my own women.
u r an idiot who has no brain in what i guess is a large head.u stereotype all hispanic women but u know what i think is that ur are mad that u couldn’t land a hot latina chick to fucking begin with u jerk. like the stereotype about white guys like having a small penis u probaly do put a sock in ur pants to begin with. the reason we say thing with a spanish accent is because i bet if ur were frech u would say frech words with a frech accent u moron it is in instict u jackass think before u write this garbage and everyone u agrees with this is a complete moron
from a proud latina woman
@ Lexie
As a fellow Latina, please take an English class for Christ’s sake.
This post is pretty funny. I think its funny when Hispanic people are speaking unaccented english and then whip out their spanish for “La Quinta” or something.
haha funny carolina.
new rule: if you’re a latina chick commenting here please post a link with a photo of yourself so I can respond accordingly.
holy shit andy, you’ve pissed off the latino nation with this post.
Lili-
i wish they’d reprint it in “la opinion” newspaper. I’d either get lynched or humped by every angry latina that read it.
Anyone who has ever argued with a latina woman knows it almost always ends sexually.
btw, lili used to be a neighbor of mine when i lived in koreatown. she’s a latina. we argued when we first met. you do the math
I’m one of Hispanic/Latina or whatever you want to label me (I don’t care) … I find this blog really retarded. Why are we (Hispanic) the only one being single out here? Have you also notice that Asians, Arabs, Africans, Jewish (even 2nd generation) also speak English with an accent? And for the record burrito is a Hispanic dish and we pronounce it that way because it’s the CORRECT way to do it.
As for #4, I’m a petite woman but I’m also a DD cup. I do wear push up bra since I was “blessed” with big breast, when I turn 30 years old I don’t want my breast to be on the same level as my waist.
Erika my contact information is easy to find on this site. find it.
Oh you are so jealous about latina womans,just because they are so much sexi than blond barbies like Pamela anderson,paris hilon and moore stupid blondies.
lol you talking about us latinas but u guys are the 1st ones to try to kick it to us or even play your women with us so stop talking shit because u not perfect either im half rican and it bothers me that u guys are talking like yall racist and shit but yall the 1st ones up our asses true story
u guys are the 1st one in spanish restaurants eating rice and beans >>>u huh<< thats right eating up our plate and shit and you over her online talking shit about spanish ppl??? lmmfaooo i feel bad for ppl like you smfh u have nothing else to do than to talk about latinas?? man go talk about your grandmothers they probably were the first to date a latino man stfu with that latina shit
Herbs, getting sensitive and angry.
What the fuck does it all matter, let me pitch something to the latin people here:
This may come as a shock but the answer to your problem of being stereotyped is to stop conforming to the negative stereotypes associated with yourselves by white people.(you might want to hold on to something) just fucking ignore it.
Rest assured one thing is certain, there will always be bigotted idiots learn to deal with it.
You could always start a blog to bitch about white people? It’s funny how one post pisses of an entire dormant nation of online latinos.
Latina women are hot, this is true but not every white guy is a latinaphile.
BTW Nicole, Paris Hilton (Air-head) and Pamela Anderson (slut) are the worst examples of white women to possibly use and do not represent white women as a whole, then again neither do our stereotypes of latin peoples which brings me back to the whole ‘Who gives a shit’arguement. It goes both ways.
Erica- You may also be ‘blessed’ with spinal injuries in your latter years. Alot of latina women are picturesque.
I dare you to call me a racist, honestly I don’t give a shit however people need to start living and quit bitching.
Andy, if this were TV your ratings would be sky high right now. Then again if this were TV it’d be a Jerry Springer ep.
The only thing I have learned here is that latin people are reactionary and I already knew latina women were hot, as if anybody gave a shit before this article was written. How many of you actually tracked this down just to complain, defending your people is ok and right but this is just sad.
The whole comparing white women to barbie is old now and down right retarded, how many white girls look like barbie?
Not many. Suprised?
I feel bad for people who feel they have to come online to participate in pointless droning about how white people are racist….. u huh.
How exactly can you answer for Ceaser Milan the chihuahua whisperer?