10 Very Worst Date Things Not To Do
My friend Victoria started a site about bad dates. Victoria is a pretty accomplished old-media writer. I didn’t include Victoria in my dating asian women post and she hasn’t included me in this bad dating site.
I guess amongst writers thats called “professional courtesy”, since everyone with a pen is equally armed.
She took me to see Hall and Oates at the Hollywood Bowl and brought wine, a brand of champagne that comes in these little jars and some sorta uppity snacks. Nice work.
Victoria is very smart and interesting but in the picture above (where I look like a Douchebag yet again) you can kinda see why she gets asked out on so many dates. AF
Just like Pat Benatar said, love is a battlefield.
Enter My Very Worst Date, a commiseration of the moments when the sweet possibilities of romance turn into a sour struggle to get the hell out of the situation.
We’ve compiled the top 10 things you should absolutely never do in the early days of courtship. This what-not-to-do list is also a collection of cautionary signs to be on the lookout for while you’re in the dating trenches.
Expose Yourself: If it’s clear that you won’t be getting any action on the first date, then refrain from whipping it out.
Be a Liar: Everyone has fibbed on their online dating profile, whether it’s about their height, weight or income, but some ladies are straight up scary.
Be a Douche: Once douchey behavior occurs on a first date there is really no going back.
Get Hammered: Whether you’re a love struck teen or you get carried away at a wine tasting event, getting shit faced is never the answer to impressing your date.
Be a Cheap Bastard: Yes we’re in a recession, but that doesn’t mean it’s okay to scam someone for dinner. Watch out for those dinner diggers while you’re at it.
Be a Criminal: Perhaps some guys and gals are into it, but most are not. Especially when it’s sprung on them on the first date.
Get Food Poisoning: We realize this is often beyond your control, but at the very least, do not order anything called the Super Burrito.
Show Your Mental Illness: Maybe you can’t hide it, but if at all possible, do not show your illness in the most obvious way early on.
Be Clueless: No one finds it a turn-on if you only eat chicken strips for dinner and think avocado is a fish.
Act Weird: This includes shouting to your waiter, reminiscing about your exes and being the cause of The Date of Silence.
More tales of mortification can be found at My Very Worst Date.
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Victoria,
By get food poisoning do you mean diarrhea?
I swear to god I have to use the spellcheck every time I try to spell the word diarrhea.
Ha ha I love it!!
I will keep all these in mind 
When and IF I date again
this post is getting a lot of traffic. i wonder how victoria’s site is going
So If you are a criminal when do you tell her?
I don’t consider myself a criminal but others will, perception is everything.
I bring all ten out on the first date…why wait?
i agree. hiding who you are will just delay you finding the right one for you.