12 Impressions I’m Incapable Of Performing Believably

Tuesday, 08 Jan 2008

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1. A Malfunctioning Ice Machine

2. Previously Overweight Woman Who Has Lost Weight And Now Feels Great About Herself

3. Joey Greco from the TV program “Cheaters”, Enjoying A Relaxing Holiday Meal

4. The Moment One Begins The Rhetorical Juggling Necessary To Buy Time After They’ve Suddenly Forgotten The Point Of A Long Story, Midway Through Story

5. Attempting To Relate To Another Human How Chinese Must Sound To An American Dog

6. Actor Who Plays A Tough Cop On TV, Suffering From Some Leftover Tension From A Recent Breakup

7. Political Activist Who’s Been Overcharged For An Item At The Supermarket

8. Person Who Remembers Another Person But For Some Reason Thinks It’s Cooler To Not Remember People

9. An East-Indian Physician Eating Lunch With His Wife At A Trendy Café And Trying Not To Notice A Chick Walking By With Insane Tits.

10. A Dad Looking Down-Left At His Son At A Professional Sporting Event To Make Sure He Is Having A Good Time

11. Pretending To Know Of A New, Hot Band That I Do Not Actually Know Of

12. The Look I Make After Realizing I Just Wrote Yet Another Stupid List: :-\

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Reader's Comments

1. 

   haha… stumble this people.. funny!

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2. gorezon on 08 Jan 2008 3:50 am
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   glad SU is putting good indie writing in the queue nowadays. Bookmarked!

   More lists please!

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4. Stumblr on 08 Jan 2008 3:52 am
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   very funny stuff

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6. Tom on 09 Jan 2008 3:12 pm
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   2, 4, 8, 11 & 12 apply to me….er.

   13. Reading this list and commenting as if I could completely relate.

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8. Rachel on 10 Jan 2008 11:46 am
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   WTF is “indie writing”?

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10. Jeremy on 17 Jan 2008 12:08 pm
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