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(above, the senator thinking about rest area hojos) I guess Republican hypocrisy is pretty funny. Like this Senator from Idaho who was arrested for cruising for a blowjob in a men’s bathroom at the airport (the airport?!) . But he claims he’s not gay. He must subscribe to the “just because you cut down a tree [...]

I can’t believe Owen Wilson tried to kill himself, just makes no sense. I say this because I hang out with him all the time. By “hang out with” I mean watch his comedy films. Here’s an “insightful” comment on ABC News’ website: [http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/comments?type=story&id=3526977]     I LOVED him in “Meet the Parents.” He was the funniest character in [...]

Stolen Witout Permission From Kevin Canty’s Random House Page… I haven’t been drinking lately. Which is not to say that I haven’t been drinking at all. In fact, the amount of alcohol that I manage to get through in a week of not drinking would keep some people going for a year. What I [...]

Someone sent me this video today and it got me thinking about something I’ve thought about a lot. I’m a boy that really likes personality, but I also have physical standards for women. This is the recipe for a miserable life. Watch this video and then read on: [youtubelj3iNxZ8Dww]

People have asked Misanthropy Today to weigh in on the Michael Vick case and on the issue of dogfighting in general. This is a sensitive topic and we want to make sure it gets the right consideration. But, as dog owners, we take a special interest in this story. The reason why is [...]

God I love accusing people of this.. Pretty much everyone I know suffers from the Dunning Kruger Effect. The Dunning-Kruger effect is the phenomenon wherein people who have little knowledge think that they know more than others who have much more knowledge. The phenomenon was demonstrated in a series of experiments performed by Justin Kruger and [...]