Why Hot Babes Have Poor Personalities
Someone sent me this video today and it got me thinking about something I’ve thought about a lot. I’m a boy that really likes personality, but I also have physical standards for women.
This is the recipe for a miserable life.
Watch this video and then read on:
If you’re a single guy you probably understand the paradox of finding an attractive woman who is also intelligent and has a good personality.
That is: attractive women usually have poor personalities.
Also: unattractive women sometimes have very good personalities.
To save time, please add “usually” or “for the most part” to most statements below. I don’t want to hear comments like “well I’m hot and smart!” or “my wife/girlfriend/sister…”
I. Introduction
If personality is a sign of intelligence, the argument could be made that those with good looks have used up all their genetic currency and therefore don’t have much left for other endeavors. I tend to see personality as more of a process of trial and error. This trial and error is the friction that turns someone with a bad personality into someone with a good personality.
You’re not born with personality.
Use the example of friction and heat involved in turning a piece of coal (dullard) into a diamond (good personality).

The problem with goodlooking women is that this process never happens because if a hot girl (of any age) says something or makes a joke, our response is often tempered by the fact that they’re hot.
Example:

Ugly Chick: I sort of enjoy American Idol, it’s junk food but entertaining nonetheless.
You: American Idol is a mockery of music and culture. We’re a culture defined by our least refined. Don’t think you can just watch that kind of stupidity and walk away unscathed, that kind of cheese seeps in whether you want it to or not.

Hot Babe: I just love American Idol.
You: Yeah, it’s a pretty good show.
If someone does challenge a hot girl’s sensibilities, they will probably disregard it because it’s probably coming from someone ugly.
You, dear reader, are probably ugly, and you are apart of the problem.
Where most people try to cultivate their personality by engaging in enriching activities, reading books, self-criticism and development, and seeking to place themselves in the company of interesting people, the goodlooking chick just works to make herself more physically attractive.
Where the ugly girl is at home reading the classics, likely getting uglier, the hot girl is at the mall getting all the latest fashions and at the beach tanning, getting hotter.
So the target for both of them moves further away.
II. Abberations
“Sir, not all ugly women have good personalities”.
You’re right. There is also the marginally attractive woman who thinks she is attractive and does not need to develop a personality. These are the most annoying because again, we value both looks and personality/intelligence but have hitleresque disdain for someone who has neither. Especially those who have neither and think they have both.
See: The Marginally Attractive Girl Who Thinks Being Boisterous Is A Personality
III. Conclusion
Like with everything else in life, it’s later than you think. Also, even Hot Babes are capable of pattern recognition.
Sooner or later, the hot babe (hereafter HB) or Marginally Attractive (MA) will get tired of being dumped for uglier but more interesting women. They will realize that while they are attractive, for some reason nobody keeps them around for very long.
This is why you will often find women in their late 20’s to 40’s who suddenly are trying to take the “fast-track” to personality.

This usually includes one of the following:
- goofy religious views
- silly spirituality
- crazy politics
- assorted esoterica
- Burning Man Attendance
We all know the 35 year old former babe whose looks are waning who suddenly claims to be a Buddhist or yoga fanatic, and wants to make you listen to her talk unintelligently about it.
Or the 30’s twit who wasted so many years in the dance clubs thinks to herself “ok I need to make something of this”, so she buys some Technics and subscribes to BPM magazine and suddenly thinks she’s a cool, urban DJ type. Go to the Winter Music Conference, its crawling with em.
The list goes on and on. Feel free to comment with other examples and stories about your own trials and tribulations.
See the example below:
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andyfox1979
hey andy, andy here. Oh man i’ve been through hell and back with ugly babes and also hot babes.
From Andy
August 26th, 2007 at 9:55 pmWillem Dafoe is a Shithead
You are right, you really aren’t marketable.
August 27th, 2007 at 7:37 amAngela
If you are ever in the market for an unattractive gal with little or no personality, hit me up.
August 27th, 2007 at 3:40 pmthe reluctant geisha
Dude… how deeply do you and the other 4-ish Andies [Andys?] think about this stuff?
It did make me laugh a bit about the comparison between conversations with the UC and the HC. Because it’s true, man… (dramatic pause) because it’s true.
LOL take ‘er easy!
August 29th, 2007 at 6:08 amRachel
When I am nauseated at bars, those “hot chicks” take me over the edge and that’s when I barf it all up.
August 29th, 2007 at 8:47 amWillem Dafoe is a Shithead
Which category does your mom fall into ?
August 29th, 2007 at 3:48 pmandyfox1979
whose mom?
August 29th, 2007 at 4:01 pmStiletto
I’m not touching this one.
September 11th, 2007 at 3:04 pmbibliomom
I like being an ugly reader.
September 14th, 2007 at 7:17 pmSima
I love hot girls
September 14th, 2007 at 10:51 pmSima
Also, Andy + Hot= Oil + Water
September 14th, 2007 at 10:53 pmAndy + Hanky= Love- Normalcy
Me + Wine= Drunky McDrunk
Stiletto
Yeah, I love hot girls too.
When I’m drunk.
September 15th, 2007 at 7:26 amdanecooksucksandyouknowit
you are so completely correct, sir.
no one ever contradicts “hot chicks” or tells them that they’re wrong.
then, as you said, when their looks begin to fade, they are fucked because they are ultra cunty with no reason.
October 3rd, 2007 at 1:47 amSuch as
If I had to choose between the hot chick with no personality/intelligence and the ugly chick with a great personality/intelligence… I would choose the former. I can always surround myself with lots of highly intelligent male friends with great personalities to satisfy those needs. At least I will still be f-ing a hot chick!
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:07 pmandyfox1979
@Such As, i think its this mentality that keeps hot chicks as dumb as they are. I’m not saying its your fault, but i’d be willing to bet you don’t pull that much wool with a sentence like this:
“At least I will still be f-ing a hot chick!”
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:15 pm