Owen Wilson Tries To Kill Self, Leaves Suicide Note
I can’t believe Owen Wilson tried to kill himself, just makes no sense. I say this because I hang out with him all the time. By “hang out with” I mean watch his comedy films.
Here’s an “insightful” comment on ABC News’ website:
[http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/comments?type=story&id=3526977]
I LOVED him in “Meet the Parents.” He was the funniest character in the entire movie - outshined even Ben Stiller. The article needs to mention that movie, because that’s how 99% of the public will remember him.
Posted by:
KEJ2000 Aug-27If you click on KEJ’s link there you can read all of his asinine comments on the news, pretty funny stuff. He is why I write this blog.
His suicide note read:
I just can’t deal with life anymore. The breakup was too hard and I can’t stand all the public attention all the godamned <sic> motherfukking <sic> time. My final wish in this life is that KEJ2000 posts a comment on the ABC News website reminding people that I was in the movie “Meet The Parents” and that I was the best character (even outshining Ben Stiller). Goodbye cruel world.
Really, jokes aside, I hope he gets better.
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Kate
You are one sick and twisted person. Ever know anyone who commited suicide? IT IS NOT SOMETHING TO JOKE ABOUT!
August 28th, 2007 at 3:57 amandyfox1979
you’re the morbid one searching for information about the guys suicide note. And btw, the joke was not at Owen Wilson’s expense but the dicknose who left that foolish comment. You guys should get married.
August 28th, 2007 at 4:03 amunitedwelay1
Really? You’re going to say that my blog sucks when you’re writing about nothing of consequence. Read a newspaper, a book, SOMETHING.
By the way, I’m not only a blogger but also star in a very popular internet viral video http://www.meatspin.com/
August 28th, 2007 at 5:22 amandyfox1979
I checked back on your blog and you edited my comment where i said that your blog sucks and some other things.. (btw, i can edit comments too)
get off my blog you hippie, i’m not running a soup kitchen here
August 28th, 2007 at 5:27 amunitedwelay1
Why would I need a soup kitchen? I’m sure I make more money in a week than you do in a year. I don’t care if you edit my comments. Personal attacks are not allowed on my site, and I will always edit or delete them. If you don’t want someone to visit your blog, you can alweays mark it as private, block that user, or delete their comments. If you do edit the comments, though, that changes the IP address and anything you write cannot be legally attributed to me, however, YOU did put it in writng and can now be sued for slander. I’ll be forwarding your blog address and the comment you edited to wordpress as well as my lawyers.
August 28th, 2007 at 12:29 pmandyfox1979
I hope your lawyers enjoy the blog. For a liberal type you sure brag about money and power a lot. I’d love to see how you’d behave given even the smallest modicum of power.
August 28th, 2007 at 12:50 pmunitedwelay1
I actually don’t brag about anything. If you read my blog you’ll find no mention of how much money or power I have. I felt that you should have adaquate warning.
August 28th, 2007 at 1:12 pmJeremy
Hey unitedewegay1, how many lawyers do you have? Where do you keep
August 28th, 2007 at 1:58 pmthem? I built a pen for mine out back by the patio, but sometimes they get
loose when I have company over and they get excited. Do you have any
suggestions as to how I might get mine to behave better, so I can use
them to make empty threats to online bloggers instead of wasting all my
time trying to get them to stop chewing on my couch?
the reluctant geisha
The fact that you said you don’t run a soup kitchen made me laugh harder than anything else. It’s funny.
Like hobos on a ham sandwich, brotha. Everytime you post.
-g
August 28th, 2007 at 11:07 pmRachel
unitedwelay1, instead of lawyers, how about some therapy? Why are you getting so upset about a blog? It’s JUST a blog…calm down. I read your blog and your comments, it seems you care more about what other people think of you than defending your opinions. Get a backbone.
August 29th, 2007 at 12:23 amRachel
um, Kate, I knew people who committed suicide and don’t know them anymore since they’re dead. They did have more of a sense of humor than you do but couldn’t laugh at life or have a sense of humor about things at the end of their lives which is why I predict you will be taking out the razor soon…remember you’re supposed to cut from your hand to elbow..the other way won’t do anything and then people will know you were just looking for attention.
August 29th, 2007 at 12:33 amStiletto
Yeah, I tried to kill myself and all I’m left with are pathetic and wimpy scars on my wrist that read, Pussy!
I’m so glad I lived. Now I make other people want to kill themselves. Especially men.
September 11th, 2007 at 3:00 pmmarkofando
I hate you
Marko Fando
October 1st, 2007 at 8:23 pmandyfox1979
thanks marko fando. Must be interesting to have a name that rhymes and to leave comments without a link to your own site so I can’t go ridicule you there.
October 25th, 2007 at 6:04 am