Nigeria Calling, Part Two
So I got an interesting looking nigerian email and decided to write back.
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o CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA PLC
CBN HEADQUATER- ZARIA STR,
GARKI-ABUJA,
NIGERIA
+23414049528
RE–PAYMENT SCHEDULE
ATTENTION: Sir/Madam,
Dear Honorable contractors/next of kin inheritance,
From the records of outstanding contractors and next of kin inheritance due for payment with the Federal Government of Nigeria your name and company was discovered as next on the list of the outstanding contractors and next of kin inheritance who have not received their payments in respect of the contract or next of kin inheritance which you executed here in Nigeria. I wish to inform you that your payment is being processed and will be released to you as soon as you respond to this letter.
Also note that from my record in my file your outstanding contract payment / next of kin inheritance which is these amounts that stated here( US$7.5M ) - (US$5.5M) US$10.5M)-(US$12m) -(US$6.5M)- (US$20.5M)-(US$50M)-(US$25M) (US$4.5M) Please re-confirm to me if this is in line with what you have in your record and also re-confirm to me the followings.
(1) Your full name.
(2) fax and Phone mobile number .
(3) Profession, age and marital status.
As soon as this information is received, your payment will be made to you .Please note that all payments is strictly to made by two ways by DHL courier service delivered and account transfer of delivering.
Prof. Charles Soludo.
Governor, Central Bank of Nigeria PLC (CBN)
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Here is my response:
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| Date: | Fri, 7 Sep 2007 17:29:33 -0700 (PDT) |
| From: | “Andy Fox” <andyfox1979@yahoo.com>  Add to Address Book  Add Mobile Alert |
| Subject: | Re: FROM THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA |
Hey Charles-
I've been waiting on this for quite some
time. Yep thats me. I eagerly await the cashola.
For the service, why don't you keep a few crispies for
yourself. Say, $10 for each million, depending on
which one is mine.
Andy
Then He Instant Messaged Me:
[18:54] centralbank_nigeria206: goodday
[18:54] centralbank_nigeria206: Buzz!!
[18:54] andyfox1979: hello
[18:55] andyfox1979: whats with the buzz, sir
[18:55] centralbank_nigeria206: yes the central bank of nigeria
[18:55] andyfox1979: conduct yourself like a serious business gentleman at once
[18:55] centralbank_nigeria206: and i have just received your response
[18:55] andyfox1979: yes
[18:55] centralbank_nigeria206: and iam glad i met you on line
[18:56] andyfox1979: online is one word, like that
[18:56] centralbank_nigeria206: ok mr fox
[18:56] andyfox1979: whats your name sir
[18:56] centralbank_nigeria206: let me expalin al this to you mr fox
[18:56] andyfox1979: okay
[18:56] centralbank_nigeria206: Prof.charles Soludo
[18:57] andyfox1979: okay
[18:57] centralbank_nigeria206: An i am the governor of the central bank of nigeria.
[18:57] andyfox1979: youre not a gay are you
[18:57] andyfox1979: i get a lot of IMs from the gay
[18:57] centralbank_nigeria206: Oh i am not
[18:57] centralbank_nigeria206: i am a banker by profession
[18:57] andyfox1979: have you ever made love to a beautiful woman
[18:58] centralbank_nigeria206: i am married with two kids
[18:58] centralbank_nigeria206: please mr fox lets talk business
[18:58] andyfox1979: did she have nice coconuts
[18:58] andyfox1979: ok, sorry
[18:59] centralbank_nigeria206: ok mr fox.
[18:59] andyfox1979: lay it on me
[18:59] andyfox1979: how much bread you gonna lay on me
[19:00] andyfox1979: i did promise you $10 per million, and i plan to honor that promise
[19:00] centralbank_nigeria206: Mr. ANDY fOX
[19:00] andyfox1979: my friends called me Sparkles
[19:00] centralbank_nigeria206: Your name was dicovered in our central computing unit
[19:01] centralbank_nigeria206: thats mans you are one of the foreigners due for payment
[19:01] andyfox1979: hot sauce!
[19:02] centralbank_nigeria206: You see sparkles, your detailed information is needed
[19:02] centralbank_nigeria206: in this format
[19:02] centralbank_nigeria206: full name
[19:02] centralbank_nigeria206: age/profession/martial status
[19:03] andyfox1979: 28, internet, single
[19:03] andyfox1979: oh shit
[19:03] andyfox1979: 28/internet/single
[19:03] andyfox1979: i messed up the formatting that you asked, dont be pissed off ok, i got it right
[19:04] centralbank_nigeria206: ok
[19:04] andyfox1979: do you need any more information
[19:04] centralbank_nigeria206: after the may 29th change of government in nigeria
[19:04] andyfox1979: ah yes, i remember reading about that.
[19:05] centralbank_nigeria206: it was discovred that a lot of monies belonging to foreigners like you are being held down in nigeria
[19:05] andyfox1979: ok im gonna level with you, i didnt read about that
[19:05] centralbank_nigeria206: so we were granted permission to take over all foreign operations so you got my email
[19:05] andyfox1979: well im glad they put you in charge
[19:05] centralbank_nigeria206: and thats why i am telling you
[19:06] andyfox1979: if we ever find any money of yours over here in the US i promise i’ll send it over
[19:06] centralbank_nigeria206: oh thank you mr andy
[19:06] andyfox1979: sparkles
[19:07] centralbank_nigeria206: ok
[19:07] andyfox1979: i like how you take a long time to type
[19:08] andyfox1979: it makes me feel like you’re really choosing your words carefully
[19:08] centralbank_nigeria206: yes sparkles
[19:08] centralbank_nigeria206: i take business very careful
[19:08] andyfox1979: me too
[19:08] andyfox1979: whoa i just farted super loud
[19:09] centralbank_nigeria206: ok
[19:10] centralbank_nigeria206: please we deliver in three ways and you are to choose one
[19:10] andyfox1979: so lets talk turkey
[19:10] centralbank_nigeria206: 1.account transfer
[19:10] andyfox1979: do you have a nickname
[19:10] centralbank_nigeria206: 2.bank draft delivery
[19:10] centralbank_nigeria206: 3.atm cards
[19:10] andyfox1979: 4. send that shit in a big ass box
[19:10] andyfox1979: sorry, im just excited
[19:11] andyfox1979: why dont i just give you my atm card number
[19:12] centralbank_nigeria206: i like your chioce sparkles
[19:13] andyfox1979: wait a second, is chioce some nigerian word for butt or weiner or something?! i knew you were a gay
[19:13] centralbank_nigeria206: but please know that before you can have atm cards delivery you will have to open an offshore account where money will be deposited in your name and hen the atm card will be sent to you so you can run your account wherever you re
[19:14] centralbank_nigeria206: are you ok with that
[19:14] andyfox1979: ok
[19:14] centralbank_nigeria206: please i am not a gay
[19:14] andyfox1979: ok sorry
[19:14] andyfox1979: ive just been burned before
[19:15] andyfox1979: ok so where do i sign up for this other account
[19:15] centralbank_nigeria206: sorry sparkles can you explain what you mean by that
[19:16] andyfox1979: it was about the gay stuff, im sorry, i will give you the benefit of the doubt
[19:17] centralbank_nigeria206: pls i am not gay once again
[19:17] andyfox1979: ok, i wont mention it again
[19:18] andyfox1979: to prove that you are serious, will you take a picture with my dogs name on a piece of paper and email me the picture
[19:19] centralbank_nigeria206: Please sparkles tell me something else
[19:19] andyfox1979: hey i’ve gotta run, lets talk later
[19:19] andyfox1979: add me to your buddy list
[19:20] centralbank_nigeria206: why do you sond like that
[19:20] Meebo Message: centralbank_nigeria206 is online
[19:20] centralbank_nigeria206: ok
[19:20] andyfox1979: i’ll be back later
[19:22] centralbank_nigeria206: ok pls give me ur mobile number
[19:22] centralbank_nigeria206: so i cn call
[19:22] centralbank_nigeria206: and try to check your email again
[19:22] : Buzz!!
[11:46] centralbank_nigeria206: mr.andy fox
[11:47] centralbank_nigeria206: as soon as you log in
[11:47] centralbank_nigeria206: drop an offline message
[15:16] Meebo Message: centralbank_nigeria206 is online
[15:16] centralbank_nigeria206: Central bank of nigeria online
[15:16] centralbank_nigeria206: Buzz!!
[15:19] centralbank_nigeria206: i am waiting for your response mr sparkle
[15:25] andyfox1979: be back later stretch nuts
[15:26] centralbank_nigeria206: i beg your pardon
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That is the funniest shit…..
September 9th, 2007 at 10:57 pmJeremy
4. send that shit in a big ass box.
hahahahahahaha!
September 10th, 2007 at 5:56 pmVKN
That was good mon petit chou.
September 11th, 2007 at 8:01 amwowzers
you’re my hero
September 11th, 2007 at 8:02 amvondunkelheit
this is scambaiting, i hope it is done in a safe way. Contact me if you dont know what i mean.
September 11th, 2007 at 1:03 pmandyfox1979
Haha.. are you trying to scam me also vondunkelheit
September 11th, 2007 at 1:55 pmStiletto
Sparkles? I actually had a roommate who we all thought was gay and he went by Sparkles.
September 11th, 2007 at 2:46 pmStiletto
By the way, when I receive these, I just reply, “Down with the black man.” Usually works.
September 11th, 2007 at 3:01 pmandyfox1979
haha. hilarious @stiletto
September 11th, 2007 at 3:53 pmandyfox1979
btw, Sparkles was just a nickname I made up.
September 11th, 2007 at 3:53 pmJeremy
“Sparkles” is his slave name. He don’ go by that no mo’.
September 11th, 2007 at 4:20 pmrocio
I love you, Andy Fox. Marry me.
September 11th, 2007 at 5:26 pmJeremy
Pic of rocio:
http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q146/jeremyazevedo/l_a8e901a81fd1b85d5af04342c02ff862.jpg
September 11th, 2007 at 5:33 pmlaterain
ROFLMAO . . . this is brilliant!
September 11th, 2007 at 6:24 pmSima
Jeremy, pipe down.
September 11th, 2007 at 7:56 pmspaceman123
I have not laughed so hard in years!!!!
September 11th, 2007 at 9:22 pmGreat job.
I’ve got to try something like that sometime with other junk I get.
Skye
That was brilliant. You’re the man Andy!
September 12th, 2007 at 10:01 amdomestichaven
That was the funniest thing ever!!! great job. I get those emails all the time, I just laugh and wonder why people fall for this crap.
Thanks for the laugh!!!!!
September 12th, 2007 at 12:11 pmbighits
Andy, damn that was funny, wheres part 1?
September 14th, 2007 at 7:28 amjim
good shit! posted it on my site for people to see lol
September 14th, 2007 at 7:40 amJack Meoff
OMG I got the same message. Are we related?
LMAO Keep it up. I havent laughed lik this in a long time.
I usally tell them my name is
Jack Meoff
All friends call me Wank
September 14th, 2007 at 9:16 amC
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qWdMfxkQYw
Scambaiters got this guy good…made him get a Stargate tatoo…lol The mugu got mugu’d
September 14th, 2007 at 9:34 amDannyboy
Andy…hot sauce man….hot sauce
September 14th, 2007 at 9:39 amBrownflem
Lol, you rock dude
September 14th, 2007 at 9:51 amKevin18014
That is hilarious lol
September 14th, 2007 at 10:29 amandyfox1979
@ bighits, here it is http://misanthropytoday.wordpress.com/2007/06/02/nigeria-calling/
September 14th, 2007 at 12:07 pmHarold
Oh yeah! I like to take big shits!!!
September 14th, 2007 at 2:37 pmandyfox1989
vagina
September 16th, 2007 at 1:25 pmabu ameerah
LMAO!!! that was hilarious…
September 16th, 2007 at 7:16 pmSlaptastic Balls/Titties
I don’t think that was legit. I’m actually thinking that he was faker than Milley Vanilly. Girl you know it’s true. g.g.g.girl… Oooo Oooo Oooo I need you!
September 16th, 2007 at 8:33 pmand for the record I think he’s gay aswell. I love messing with these people!
andyfox1979
i assure you it’s real and unedited.
Why do people who comment on this blog make up stupid nicknames or themselves like “slaptastic balls/titties” and leave fake homepages? It just makes me furious.
September 16th, 2007 at 8:39 pmStiletto
Is it the same sort of disappointment you feel when a girl at a bar leaves you her number but refuses to answer when you call?
September 17th, 2007 at 6:57 amFunny guy
What a filthy ni**. Theifin dirty scamin n&**** good job buddy. Fuk nigeria and all africans
(edited- AF)
September 18th, 2007 at 1:17 pmThe Bagel of Everything
conduct yourself like a serious business gentleman at once!
That’s lovely.
September 18th, 2007 at 1:45 pmI love how you got him to break into netspeak.
Ask him does he huff the Jenkem, and also will he send you some Jenkem.
James Mage
That was great; Even funnier? I got an e-mail for the same scam today from a Charles Soludo, but in his sig, he went by, no kidding, Prof.Chukwuma C Soludo.
September 18th, 2007 at 8:59 pmandyfox1979
haha, Chukwuma.. Maybe he’s realizing that Americans like cool nicknames.
“hello this is charles, but you can call me Chukwuma”
September 19th, 2007 at 1:01 pmStiletto
Andy I need your help with a similar troll on Craigslist. I should forward you his email so you can mess with him!
PS Sorry we missed you!!
September 27th, 2007 at 8:13 amFreefall
Andy;
October 23rd, 2007 at 2:52 amGood work mate!. I have NO SYMPATHY at all for every one of the gullible, greedy dipshits who fall for any of these scams, however they’re presented, whether electronically or by ’snail mail’- Australia Postal service, in this case.
Just think, would you believe it if you were told you’ve just won a Gazillion Dollars or Euros in the lottery, despite the fact that you DID NOT BUY A TICKET!. Anyone who gets suckered into this gives the meaning of ‘MORON’ a bad name.
Finally, a bit of advice for those who have let themselves be scammed. YOU SHOULD BE STERILIZED SO YOU CANNOT BREED!!!!, your existence is slowing the advancement of the Human race!!. Bloody CRETINS!
Am I clear enough for your limited intelligence, do yourselves a favour, try to learn to walk upright for a change!!.
slimjim
andyfox you freaking idiot. you could have had millions! stupid southerner
February 2nd, 2008 at 3:44 am