Misanthropy Today

Now usually you hate someone because they are constantly bothering you, and if it’s not them in particular, it’s their kind. Think of Dane Cook and how he resembles every frat boy you’ve ever met who tries to be funny and jumps around and yells a lot. That’s a good reason to hate someone. If we [...]

Post format stolen from good friend Jesus Martinez at www.drunkenstepfather.com I saw this picture of Halle Berry on Yahoo! News of all places. Crap, I just read the rest of the article and it says shes pregnant. I guess that makes me some kind of pervert. Here’s an updated pic, 5-1-08.. nice.. UPDATE: Here’s a naked pic of [...]

I’ve been having a bit of a Jay Z renaissance lately. Hov’s music pleases me but is also perplexing at times. . I wanted to simplify one of his popular songs, “99 Problems” for those wondering (FTW).

In a move that is certain to cause anti-lulz, the popular internet nerd site 4chan.org has been down for a few days now. It wouldn’t suprise me if 4chan went broke, after all I cant think of a demographic i’d want less than 4chan’s. Its racist, sexist, prepubescent and often sociopathic. It’s also awesome. Here’s some [...]

This would be the last time that Charles and I spoke. I miss Charles, already. On one hand he was greedy and conniving, but on the other hand, he was a persistent fixture in my online life. Always there to say “gooday sparkles” and weave western union transaction details into his own brand of nigerian [...]

This would be the second to last time I would speak with Charles Soludo. In our previous exchange you could tell that he didn’t want to be my friend or listen to my problems. All he wanted to talk about was sending the money. It had been nearly a month since i’d heard from Charles [...]