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Archive for November, 2007

I Came Up With The Idea For Ikea

Today I was thinking about how when I was 13 or so I was like telling my Mom:

Misanthropy Today’s Movie Preview: “Teeth” Winter ‘08

My company receives correspondence from movie promotion companies, which is how I heard about “Flight Of The Living Dead”, which was amazing btw. Anyhow, this movie looks just as bitchen. Roadside Attractions Presents TEETH: Download the trailer: http://link.deep-focus.net/roadside/Teeth_Trailer_500.zip Download the teaser poster: http://link.deep-focus.net/roadside/Teeth_Teaser_OneSheet.zip Synopsis: TEETH tells the story of High school student Dawn (Jess Weixler) works hard at suppressing her [...]

The Zagat History Of My Last Relationship

So brilliant I had to poach it from The New Yorker and put it here for my readers.. Wish I wrote it.

How To Have A Good Wedding

I’ve been to 6 weddings this summer. I’m just at that age I guess.

The Time Al Gore Took A Shit In My Toilet.

Entry From Special Guest Blogger, Steve Busch:

Misanthropy Today Hates: Dumb Social Networking Bulletins

(Update: I’ve decided to use this blog entry as a chapbook for all stupid bulletins, scroll down to the bottom) So for some reason I have a few people on my friend list on the various social networking sites (Myspace, Facebook, Friendster, etc) that are complete idiots. Because i’m trying to reach a perfect state of [...]

Miracle Virgin Mary Torta Sighting!

I snapped this picture of my torta as it was being cooked today at the LA Tamale Festival at MacArthur Park near downtown.