Misanthropy Today

Steve is frigging hilarious. The funny thing is, he’s probably also serious. [15:05] recordscankill: i am starting a website

Fig 1. Two Filipina Daredevils One of my favorite figures of speech to describe when someone flips out is “Bakersfield Chimp”, named after the monkey who brutally beat and castrated a Bakersfield, Calif. man a few years ago. Example: The Boss really went Bakersfield Chimp over the Q3 earnings report. “San Francisco Tiger” doesn’t roll off the tongue [...]

Title Adapted from the Spanish proverb: “Life is short, but wide”. Christmas is just about over with. This mushy middle between Christmas and New Year’s has the potential to be unbearable; I don’t know what to do with myself: Do I go back to work? Is Johnny Walker my friend? Why did all of my family move [...]

This coming from a website that you know probably doesn’t like you, admittedly, is an odd salutation.

From: http://dating.personals.yahoo.com/singles/datingtips/62971/the-5-biggest;_ylc=X3oDMTFmaGNkdDNpBF9TAzI3MTYxNDkEc2VjA2ZwX3RvZGF5BHNsawN0aGUtNS1iaWdnZXN0BHp6A2Fi (Above: Andrea Syrtash: cocktease)

Because I moved recently and knew that there’d be a period of time that I wouldn’t have cable I picked up an ATT Aircard so that my hobby of sitting at my desk drinking and looking at websites (which is also apart of my job at work) wouldn’t be interrupted for even a week. (above, a [...]