Misanthropy Today

So some child molester named Justin Strout calls me a “douchebag” and my site “douchebaggery” (gets a lot of mileage out of that one) because of my Ashley Olsen farting post. A couple stupid posts and this guy wants to make me the laughing stock of Orlando, Florida.

I am a douchebag more or less, but I bet this Justin Strout is one too.
Odd that he writes the social media section of this publication, called “Bloggytown” (aw so cute) , but he doesn’t know the difference between a blog and a blog post or entry, and seems amazed that people can devote an entire blog (entry) to something inane. I’m eagerly awaiting his expose’ on ENTIRE websites devoted to images and videos of naked women.
Anyhow, I’m pinging that entry so maybe Justin will swing by and say hello.

See the review below:

http://www.orlandoweekly.com/blog/default.asp?perm=848

OLSEN FART CURES CANCER…

Seriously, it must suck to be a celebrity sometimes…

This douchebag made an entire blog out of a claim that he heard Ashley Olsen fart at Whole Foods in L.A. and even uploaded a sound clip that replicates its approximate tone, timbre, and volume (”except 3x longer!” he adds). Another douchebag comments that farts are a side effect of cocaine use. Yeah, it’s also a side effect of living, breathing, eating, and according to myth, dying.

Okay, so it’s a little hella funny but all farts are. That’s no trick.

Other posts of douchebaggery at appropriately-named misanthropytoday.com include “The Time Al Gore Took a Shit In My Toilet,” and “I Came Up With the Idea For IKEA.”

And I’ve just made an entire blog out of another guy’s blog about a fart.

I hate the internet.

Posted by: Justin Strout on 12/7/2007 3:37:44 PM | Permalink

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