Misanthropy Today

I quit my job recently. After a year of soul and bone crushing work, my blood oiling the cogs and pulleys of the corporate internet machine, I am a free man. For four more days. Until I start the new job that I quit this one for. Yeah, i’m a dope. So where does the author of your favorite [...]

Besides the fact that he stole my lunch in Hollywood last year, apparently he’s also a tobacco fiend. This Seattle Times article pretends to ask aloud the tough questions about Obama’s addiction. Because the pinko Seattle Times doesn’t have the political independence that I do, they cannot read between the lines like I can, here is what [...]

Awhile ago I tried out for Jeopardy. It’s been a month or so and I haven’t gotten a call yet, which of course makes me pissed but it was one of my lifelong goals just to try out. This Kid Gets Pissed Over Jeopardy too: Super Gory & Fake Kung Fu Scene (Spiked Humor) One Of The [...]

When you first sign up with Netflix (or re-sign up in my case) they are you on your first week of a new job. Overachieving, arriving early, giving useful suggestions. I would send in my movies and within 2 days— all new movies. I have the 4 at once option, which is about $24 per [...]

Tonight at 3AM i’m moving my car because I live in an area of Koreatown that has streetcleaning between 8-10am (rather than you know, 10-12am when most people are at work already) two days a week. While looking for a spot I had my radio tuned in to 97.1 KLSX and it’s a repeat of a [...]

This film opens with a guy climbing over the rail and jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge. My Mom suggested I rent this movie because she knows I like to watch documentaries. Even though most documentaries are lousy, since i’m having a Netflix renaissance it’s easy to get my hands on the really marginal ones and [...]

 Two different macros for you to choose from:  When you see it, you’ll shit bricks.