Misanthropy Today

Besides the fact that he stole my lunch in Hollywood last year, apparently he’s also a tobacco fiend.

This Seattle Times article pretends to ask aloud the tough questions about Obama’s addiction.

Because the pinko Seattle Times doesn’t have the political independence that I do, they cannot read between the lines like I can, here is what he said: (italics are mine)

“I had been sneaking three, four marijuana and tobacco cigarettes a day for a while, and she, she being a stripper at a nightclub I frequent said if you’re going to do this, run for president, steal lunches, etc you’ve got to stop precisely because the stress was going to increase, and it’ll just get worse,” Obama snapped to the reporter fiendishly or said.

I don’t know about you, but I don’t want my President sneaking out back (grow some balls man!) to covertly spark a Camel. The national security implications here are appalling. Don’t even get me started on how weak he would be on turkish foreign policy on account of Camels smooth Turkish and Domestic blend of tobacco.

The author, Andy Fox, is strictly a social smoker and has no impact on

national security matters.

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