Misanthropy Today

Special Guest Post By 80’s Rob.

i don’t know why, but i think it’s either the political climate or olympic fever or yellow fever that is compelling me to find a chinese girl to sleep with.

I remember years ago when my friend Andy (who runs this site) was with some Korean girl and made some comment about how he was helping US/Korea relations by proxy. It was around 2003, when Kim Jong-Il was getting uppity. It made me think about things

Like seeing multicultural relationships for what they should be, which is some spike lee sort of social commentary like, if we can get along, i don’t see why our respective nations can’t.

But, when I see an attractive Chinese girl she’s usually either with an uptight asian dude, dorky white guy or she’s alone and I don’t know what to say.

It’s always the fear of saying the wrong thing, as opposed to saying what she wants to hear: So i crib lines from popular r&b songs.

Very quickly I can tell that they think I want to turn their privates into Iwo Jima (which I have no idea what that reference means, I’ve heard it around before and saw a blurb tonight on Yahoo! News).

I’m the very face of the brit/american captains that came over during the 1800s and got them hooked on opium and enslaved their people. What better way for a young asian girl to rebel against her father than to get with the western devil. I can probably score opium.

The stuff’s like catnip for them.

Anyhow, if you’re interested write me an email.

adnaus23@gmail.com

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