Misanthropy Today

Sex and The City is a terrible show. After being asked by 4 people if i’m going to see this movie, I had to write something about it. Here’s 10 Reasons Why Sex And The City Sucks: 1. I don’t know what the word “sassy” means but SITC is supposed to be a sassy show about [...]

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Foreign people not only make up queer English words, they also have interesting words of their own. Please add any that you know of in the comments. Queer means odd by the way. My friend Chris’ dad hated gay people because he felt they took a perfectly good word and made it mean something perverted. [...]

I think people like to see this video of Suge getting his ass kicked because Suge always seemed like such a tough guy. This is the problem with being a bad ass, and that is that you get old, unpopular, less rich or whatever else— and sure enough, some younger bastard with a XXXL [...]

People sometimes say to me, Sparkles, why don’t you mess with more Nigerian scammers, that’s the funniest stuff on your site the rest is sorta lame. Well you’re probably just a racist like Target Stores: Why Does It Have To Be A Black Kid’s ?? Because its only $79? Racists! Some idiot buys 3 Playstation 1’s [...]

Into The Wild is one of those movies that, after you watch it in horror you go to read the reviews for solace. But none is found. This film only reminds you how hopelessly stupid, gullible and indiscriminate your fellow humans are. Isn’t this a great party?

A Few Things To Get Us Rolling: 1. Myspace: Jed Clampett, FaceBook= Mr. Drysdale I like Myspace still despite it lately being seen as the Jed Clampett To Facebook’s Mr. Drysdale (the banker). Maybe even more for that reason. Even though Mr Drysdale was more sophisticated and educated, Jed Clampett would always have more money than he has, [...]