Misanthropy Today

For some reason I think this video of my friend Ford Austin after he grew a mustache doing a Chicago accent in my office is hilarious. It’s so overtaken this other friend’s mind that she repeats this whole dialogue to people completely out of context and nobody gets it and she doesn’t understand why nobody gets [...]

I got this in my email today from my friend in San Francisco, thought I should share it. Pretty funny— this dude Dmitri (Dimitri)  leaves two pathetic voicemails for this Olga chick he met on the curb and talked to for 2 minutes. Hilarious. Further proof that women are generally lousy judges of character or actually like [...]

Let’s say you want to export your Google Analytics referring sites numbers to a CSV file. Ok everything else shows up properly with a little easy column formatting (percentage, etc)  but what in god’s good name happened to Time On Site? They turn it into seconds for you, since you know, we all have an immediate [...]

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I’ll be 29 in less than a month. 28 has been a good year, mostly. 26-27 wasn’t so good, I accomplished not much other than put in time working on what they used to call a “career”. Not sure what it’s called nowadays. 28 was more of that career-building pretty much all the way through. [...]

I’ve quit smoking with Zyban about 4 times now. The problem i’m having is after I quit (which Zyban makes relatively easy) I stop taking the medication and then I start back up again. A few thing to know about Zyban:  It’s Wellbutrin, an anti-depressant, re-branded and one of the unintended consquences (side effects) of  Wellbutrin is [...]