Misanthropy Today

I saw this on TV the other day and shuddered at what a stupid thing it was and tried to forget it.Then tonight i’m using StumbleUpon and I land on this page that some moron thumbed up.Wow Obama and his wife know anciently old urban greetings! They’re real black people! I just peed my pants! This is so bitchen!Out-of-touch crackers in Oregon who once saw two guys on BET’s Comic View (all white people who are uncomfortable about racial issues watch BET Comic View or 30 seconds or so) do this move back in ‘01 and weren’t sure if it was cool, but now it is. They have a new water cooler move! Sweet! They can retire the macarena and the “Waaazup” tongue-phone-answering thing. Whew, that one was almost old—almost: waazup!God it’s fun to be able to recognize urban words and greetings!Where’s Randy Jackson from idol? That brother has all the latest slang, dog!I bet if he wins the Presidency they’re gonna do this new thing called the Kid and Play dance.I’m Rick James Bitch!!I hate to sound like a whiny Democrat but if Obama wins and he takes it upon himself to teach me about urban life— when as I write this I can hear a drunk guy yelling at someone down on third st in Los Angeles—- then brother, I’m moving to Canada.Please, stand up and say that this is stupid and don’t encourage Obama or his wife! Just because she was in Boyz In The Hood she thinks she’s like an expert on cool black people stuff.She was pretty good in Boyz N The Hood though, I gotta say.Obama should get Furious Styles* to clean up his fade on TV.*Was Jon Singleton ever ridiculed for this ridiculous character name? Why not just animate the Dad in cartoon 3-D if you’re gonna give him a name like that? Charles Dickens’ characters names seem realistic in comparison. McCain 2008

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