Misanthropy Today

If you read Digg, about once a week you’ll see an article about penis size like this one here:

http://digg.com/educational/Big_Hands_Big_Feet_Big_Penis

Invariably it’s written by some skank,  probably fat, who can write 1500 words about the gentle nuances in penises and how she became an expert by getting drunk at TGI Fridays every night for 4 years in a row.

Whenever you read an article like this or hear some chick talking incessantly about cocksize you can be assured that you could probably back a 32 foot Winnebago into her vag drunk.

What these women should say is “i’m obsessed with penis size, but then again I could easily store $59,000 worth of heroin in my uterus across the Morrocan border”.

Even if you swing an impressive hammer, watching porn movies can be very defeating and I think most guys are somewhat unclear on where they stand. I’m very tall and proportionate but if I was swinging a small hammer this kind of thing would piss me off even more. It’s commonplace and acceptable for women to write and talk this way, but i’m sure an article or reference to vag size wouldn’t appear on Entourage (vs. Sex and The City) and certainly wouldn’t appear on the cover of a Men’s Magazine.

I  think the dialogue needs to come full circle when discussing penis size, and that means that this Winnebago garage who wrote this article will have to join the fray rather than just standing on the sidelines being judgemental about short  guys wiht small hands.

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