Comments on: Olga and Dmitri Funny Voicemail http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/ Politics, Movies, Women, Dating, Douchebags: Everything That Sucks Tue, 02 Dec 2008 15:01:17 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.1 By: Word on the Street - Frontside » Blog Archive » Word On The Street - Volume 142 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-2697 Word on the Street - Frontside » Blog Archive » Word On The Street - Volume 142 Mon, 03 Nov 2008 05:03:27 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-2697 [...] check the link and you’ll get a chance to listen to a real Casanova with some A game material. http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/ Please listen to this. “I have no problem meeting women. Women approach me 6-7 times a day.” [...] [...] check the link and you’ll get a chance to listen to a real Casanova with some A game material. http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/ Please listen to this. “I have no problem meeting women. Women approach me 6-7 times a day.” [...]

]]> By: Dmitri http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1887 Dmitri Mon, 18 Aug 2008 01:38:11 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1887 What? Was my approach wrong??? I just like to be thorough. What? Was my approach wrong??? I just like to be thorough.

]]> By: Crazy Pissed Off Persian Or Indian Stalker Voicemail | Misanthropy Today http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1876 Crazy Pissed Off Persian Or Indian Stalker Voicemail | Misanthropy Today Thu, 14 Aug 2008 23:33:13 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1876 [...] I should probably just make a blog about crazy voicemails, but here’s the latest one (you probably remember Olga and Dimitri) [...] [...] I should probably just make a blog about crazy voicemails, but here’s the latest one (you probably remember Olga and Dimitri) [...]

]]> By: canuckgirl http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1867 canuckgirl Tue, 12 Aug 2008 15:49:01 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1867 Hello neighbours to the south. Wow, this made it to the States! This guy lives in Toronto. My psychoanalysis is that he has issues...poor man. Hello neighbours to the south. Wow, this made it to the States! This guy lives in Toronto. My psychoanalysis is that he has issues…poor man.

]]> By: Otis http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1846 Otis Tue, 05 Aug 2008 13:51:51 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1846 Wow! Dude that guy... I don't know what to think of him, he's kinda of a douche I don't know who the hell talks like this and thinks so much high of themselves... I think he's not stable and his mindset is completely out of the norm... I want to know what happens when he finds this recording on the Internet... I think Olga should forward him this link to him Wow! Dude that guy… I don’t know what to think of him, he’s kinda of a douche I don’t know who the hell talks like this and thinks so much high of themselves… I think he’s not stable and his mindset is completely out of the norm… I want to know what happens when he finds this recording on the Internet… I think Olga should forward him this link to him

]]> By: Dave http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1838 Dave Sun, 03 Aug 2008 20:26:24 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1838 I'm on Team Olga!! http://www.cafepress.com/dimitriandolga I’m on Team Olga!!
http://www.cafepress.com/dimitriandolga

]]> By: Rob http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1835 Rob Sat, 02 Aug 2008 03:06:30 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1835 Very entertaining psychodrama... Very entertaining psychodrama…

]]> By: Michelle http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1832 Michelle Fri, 01 Aug 2008 03:56:29 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1832 well at least he know what he wants, very crazy but also sure of what he wants, isnt thay what many woman wants? A man thay know what he wants! Hahaha .. he's too over confident for my liking, but these men do exist. well at least he know what he wants, very crazy but also sure of what he wants, isnt thay what many woman wants? A man thay know what he wants! Hahaha .. he’s too over confident for my liking, but these men do exist.

]]> By: anonymus http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1830 anonymus Thu, 31 Jul 2008 22:55:46 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1830 Why didn't her vm cut him off? Why didn’t her vm cut him off?

]]> By: D http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1827 D Wed, 30 Jul 2008 16:07:26 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1827 HAHA this guy is my dream man but FYI his 416 area code means this happened in Toronto, not San Francisco. Queen Street to be precise. HAHA this guy is my dream man but FYI his 416 area code means this happened in Toronto, not San Francisco. Queen Street to be precise.

]]> By: Rachael http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1825 Rachael Tue, 29 Jul 2008 23:12:29 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1825 The only brain this guy has is the one stuck up his ass. The only brain this guy has is the one stuck up his ass.

]]> By: mary http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1819 mary Sun, 27 Jul 2008 20:01:36 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1819 What he accused others of is what he is guilty of so he has told you all about who he is sad to think there is people like this out there who don't see their own flaws Bible says remove the mote out of your own eye before trying to take splinter out of mine What he accused others of is what he is guilty of
so he has told you all about who he is
sad to think there is people like this out there who don’t see their own flaws
Bible says remove the mote out of your own eye before trying to take splinter out of mine

]]> By: Funny Email: Davey And Sarahs Breakup Rules | Misanthropy Today http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1808 Funny Email: Davey And Sarahs Breakup Rules | Misanthropy Today Fri, 25 Jul 2008 20:16:55 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1808 [...] You Dimitri And Olga Fans, here’s one about a crazy chick named Sarah and a funny guy Named Davey– sent to [...] [...] You Dimitri And Olga Fans, here’s one about a crazy chick named Sarah and a funny guy Named Davey– sent to [...]

]]> By: Stan Lesshope http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1804 Stan Lesshope Thu, 24 Jul 2008 15:44:06 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1804 What a dingleberry! If this dude came anywhere near someone I cared about I'd make certain he was mortally afraid to so much as think their name again. What a dingleberry! If this dude came anywhere near someone I cared about I’d make certain he was mortally afraid to so much as think their name again.

]]> By: andyfox1979 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1802 andyfox1979 Wed, 23 Jul 2008 23:18:48 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1802 lizzy, if a guy is swinging a big hammer and knows how to use it well, he's required by CA state law to divulge that to women. I live in Los Angeles. lizzy, if a guy is swinging a big hammer and knows how to use it well, he’s required by CA state law to divulge that to women.

I live in Los Angeles.

]]> By: Lizzy http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1801 Lizzy Wed, 23 Jul 2008 22:54:18 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1801 Oh, and my "Dimitri" was in San Francisco, too! Coincidence? Oh, and my “Dimitri” was in San Francisco, too! Coincidence?

]]> By: Lizzy http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1800 Lizzy Wed, 23 Jul 2008 22:53:47 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1800 I think this guy hit on me some time ago in SF, or maybe it was someone a lot like him. He said a lot of the same things, plus informed me of the wonderful size of his member, how talented he was in using it, and how lucky I was to have attracted him. Okay, so I don't think his name was Dimitri. There are more of these losers out there. It's a frightening thought! I think this guy hit on me some time ago in SF, or maybe it was someone a lot like him. He said a lot of the same things, plus informed me of the wonderful size of his member, how talented he was in using it, and how lucky I was to have attracted him.

Okay, so I don’t think his name was Dimitri. There are more of these losers out there. It’s a frightening thought!

]]> By: Maureen http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1796 Maureen Tue, 22 Jul 2008 23:29:51 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1796 lose his number lol! great catch please throw him back. Man definately suffers from PMS (penis Mind Syndrome) Yep little p. Seems she is a great judge of character he just hasn't figured it out yet. lose his number lol! great catch please throw him back. Man definately suffers from PMS (penis Mind Syndrome) Yep little p. Seems she is a great judge of character he just hasn’t figured it out yet.

]]> By: Kell http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1787 Kell Mon, 21 Jul 2008 23:10:41 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1787 later on in life someone who has heard this is going to meet dimitri and be like OH HELLLL NO lol poor guy. his "four months" of being single has probably been him not touching himself and he's desperate now... later on in life someone who has heard this is going to meet dimitri and be like OH HELLLL NO

lol

poor guy. his “four months” of being single has probably been him not touching himself and he’s desperate now…

]]> By: radha http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1784 radha Sun, 20 Jul 2008 22:39:45 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1784 this dimitri sounds not only ridiculously stupid, but also mentally ill himself. never heard of a "passive-aggressive personality disorder, but i have heard of bipolar and borderline personality disorder. i'd say he suffers from both. it was a good laugh until it became scary. and for the record, generalizing that women are such poor judges of character-? fuck you. this dimitri sounds not only ridiculously stupid, but also mentally ill himself. never heard of a “passive-aggressive personality disorder, but i have heard of bipolar and borderline personality disorder. i’d say he suffers from both. it was a good laugh until it became scary. and for the record, generalizing that women are such poor judges of character-? fuck you.

]]> By: MyNameDotCum http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1781 MyNameDotCum Sun, 20 Jul 2008 14:50:51 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1781 I love you, Dimitri!!!! You´re the best!!!! I want you to call me RIGHT NOW, because I think YOU are elegant! I am quite a catch myself, never had mental issues nor abnormalities, I am completely healthy and SINGLE and I am looking (not desperately, but could go out) FOR SOMEONE EXACTLY LIKE YOU!!!!! Elegant me I love you, Dimitri!!!! You´re the best!!!! I want you to call me RIGHT NOW, because I think YOU are elegant! I am quite a catch myself, never had mental issues nor abnormalities, I am completely healthy and SINGLE and I am looking (not desperately, but could go out) FOR SOMEONE EXACTLY LIKE YOU!!!!! Elegant me

]]> By: CDUBS http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1777 CDUBS Sat, 19 Jul 2008 15:26:56 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1777 PSYCHO! RUN! MOVE! Do NOT take lightly! Obviously has issues and should be put away somewhere before he STALKS AND KILLS someone! This isn't funny. It is SCARY! PSYCHO! RUN! MOVE! Do NOT take lightly! Obviously has issues and should be put away somewhere before he STALKS AND KILLS someone! This isn’t funny. It is SCARY!

]]> By: Carlin fan http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1770 Carlin fan Thu, 17 Jul 2008 06:39:18 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1770 Sorry geek, er greek man... olga could not talk... she was busy with my cock in her mouth. P.S. when you see your mom next tell her not to leave her fucking thong laying around... olga almost saw it last night! Sorry geek, er greek man… olga could not talk… she was busy with my cock in her mouth.
P.S. when you see your mom next tell her not to leave her fucking thong laying around… olga almost saw it last night!

]]> By: Dan http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1767 Dan Wed, 16 Jul 2008 19:53:13 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1767 Guys will say just about anything to get laid but I don't think this approach is gonna work. If it does than Olga's the one who should be commited and Dmitri is my hero. Guys will say just about anything to get laid but I don’t think this approach is gonna work. If it does than Olga’s the one who should be commited and Dmitri is my hero.

]]> By: Hank http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1766 Hank Wed, 16 Jul 2008 18:20:15 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1766 I love his approach. I love his approach.

]]> By: rottenberry71 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1764 rottenberry71 Tue, 15 Jul 2008 23:07:23 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1764 this guy is a complete DB, how he was able to dial a phone number with his head so far up his ass is astonishing! Kudos for that, other then that...Run Forest run! this guy is a complete DB, how he was able to dial a phone number with his head so far up his ass is astonishing! Kudos for that, other then that…Run Forest run!

]]> By: Reward: $100 To Identify Dimitri From Olga & Dimitri | Misanthropy Today http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1762 Reward: $100 To Identify Dimitri From Olga & Dimitri | Misanthropy Today Tue, 15 Jul 2008 19:11:15 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1762 [...] Olga and Dmitri Funny Voicemail [...] [...] Olga and Dmitri Funny Voicemail [...]

]]> By: andyfox1979 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1761 andyfox1979 Tue, 15 Jul 2008 18:57:10 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1761 my favorite part, after hearing this 100 times, is how dimitri says the word "man". He has a very gay affectation to his voice when he says it. my favorite part, after hearing this 100 times, is how dimitri says the word “man”. He has a very gay affectation to his voice when he says it.

]]> By: Kevin http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1760 Kevin Tue, 15 Jul 2008 17:34:05 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1760 This guy is money! This guy is money!

]]> By: dirtyjohn http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1758 dirtyjohn Tue, 15 Jul 2008 11:21:44 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1758 im a greek guy and this just makes things difficult for me. what a nob head.anyone know what a malaka is?now you do! im a greek guy and this just makes things difficult for me.

what a nob head.anyone know what a malaka is?now you do!

]]> By: jammy http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1757 jammy Mon, 14 Jul 2008 22:03:37 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1757 What a douchebag What a douchebag

]]> By: timme http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1754 timme Mon, 14 Jul 2008 15:06:35 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1754 RUN RUN

]]> By: Cattwmn http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1752 Cattwmn Sun, 13 Jul 2008 23:24:13 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1752 OhMyGod - sounds so like a few voice messages I received when I was single. I am hear to tell ya - There ARE people like this out there - men AND women. She gave him a business card, not her home phone number! OhMyGod - sounds so like a few voice messages I received when I was single. I am hear to tell ya - There ARE people like this out there - men AND women.

She gave him a business card, not her home phone number!

]]> By: Angela http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1751 Angela Sun, 13 Jul 2008 12:44:34 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1751 Ok I live in South Africa & we've heard of this loser here... Im ashamed to admit im also Greek but not a pathetic delusional one... I dont think im above all... Dimitri plz recognise why u r STILL single! Ok I live in South Africa & we’ve heard of this loser here… Im ashamed to admit im also Greek but not a pathetic delusional one… I dont think im above all… Dimitri plz recognise why u r STILL single!

]]> By: dave http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1750 dave Sat, 12 Jul 2008 23:22:51 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1750 Him calling her passive aggressive was farkin' rich. Poor guy is obviously gay. There's no way you can be that gruff about the opposite sex unless you detest it. Him calling her passive aggressive was farkin’ rich. Poor guy is obviously gay. There’s no way you can be that gruff about the opposite sex unless you detest it.

]]> By: nina http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1749 nina Sat, 12 Jul 2008 18:47:05 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1749 Olga should get the police to watch her apartment IMMEDIATELY. This guy not only has her phone number but her business card so he KNOWS where she works. He's already---how should I put this delicately---SUPER CRAZY! Not just regular crazy, but drinks dirty bathwater, peanut butter and crack sandwiches, psycho crazy! I sense a good old fashion stalking coming on! He did say his last relationship was LONG DISTANCE a.k.a "She's got a restraining order against me." Olga humiliated him by playing these messages on the radio. You just know all of his friends are laughing at him--if he has any friends. Olga get a bodyguard honey, this fool is NUTS! Olga should get the police to watch her apartment IMMEDIATELY. This guy not only has her phone number but her business card so he KNOWS where she works. He’s already—how should I put this delicately—SUPER CRAZY! Not just regular crazy, but drinks dirty bathwater, peanut butter and crack sandwiches, psycho crazy! I sense a good old fashion stalking coming on! He did say his last relationship was LONG DISTANCE a.k.a “She’s got a restraining order against me.” Olga humiliated him by playing these messages on the radio. You just know all of his friends are laughing at him–if he has any friends. Olga get a bodyguard honey, this fool is NUTS!

]]> By: Mark http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1745 Mark Fri, 11 Jul 2008 21:22:45 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1745 this is totally getting air play on the radio in the sf bay area. i'd love to hear how popular he is with the ladies now! loving his delusions! this is totally getting air play on the radio in the sf bay area.

i’d love to hear how popular he is with the ladies now! loving his delusions!

]]> By: Charlie http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1744 Charlie Fri, 11 Jul 2008 19:49:42 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1744 This is fake! The guy is obviously gay, you can tell from his voice. He's a closet homosexual, hence his anger and controlling nature, very anal retentive. This is fake! The guy is obviously gay, you can tell from his voice. He’s a closet homosexual, hence his anger and controlling nature, very anal retentive.

]]> By: Kym http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1743 Kym Fri, 11 Jul 2008 19:47:22 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1743 Oh my goodness- what a catch. Olga what is wrong with you? I can't believe that you didn't grab the phone and call right back "WAIT- PLEASE- DIMITRI !!!! I've been searching my whole life for someone as perfect as YOU!!" (a perfect ass hole). Oh my goodness- what a catch. Olga what is wrong with you? I can’t believe that you didn’t grab the phone and call right back “WAIT- PLEASE- DIMITRI !!!!
I’ve been searching my whole life for someone as perfect as YOU!!”
(a perfect ass hole).

]]> By: DoggyHouse MD http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1737 DoggyHouse MD Fri, 11 Jul 2008 01:48:51 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1737 This guy has some really big issue. He's probably abused by who knows maybe a bad priest or maybe his own dad. But he definitely needs to see doggy houser md. I mean this type of the guy you would see in crime tv where the man killed his woman and stuff like that. You said he's smart? Yeah, smart assss it is. This guy has some really big issue. He’s probably abused by who knows maybe a bad priest or maybe his own dad. But he definitely needs to see doggy houser md. I mean this type of the guy you would see in crime tv where the man killed his woman and stuff like that. You said he’s smart? Yeah, smart assss it is.

]]> By: Jeanne http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1735 Jeanne Thu, 10 Jul 2008 16:00:25 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1735 I think maybe he should get off of that high horse he is riding around on. Talk about being conceded. Olga do yourself a favor and never hand out your business card again after speaking with someone for a very short time. There are crazy and sick people out there and this guy is one of them. I think maybe he should get off of that high horse he is riding around on. Talk about being conceded. Olga do yourself a favor and never hand out your business card again after speaking with someone for a very short time. There are crazy and sick people out there and this guy is one of them.

]]> By: Brent http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1732 Brent Wed, 09 Jul 2008 22:04:53 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1732 hahaha.... i want this guys phone number... lol obviously the perfectly normal guy is the American Psycho. nice post ;) hahaha…. i want this guys phone number… lol
obviously the perfectly normal guy is the American Psycho.
nice post ;)

]]> By: steve http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1729 steve Wed, 09 Jul 2008 00:44:25 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1729 they should check that guy's freezer for body parts they should check that guy’s freezer for body parts

]]> By: Not Funny. http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1725 Not Funny. Tue, 08 Jul 2008 15:09:29 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1725 <a href="" title="Nice" rel="nofollow"> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite="This is really cute marketing to acsertain email addresses. Funny. But, not really."> <code> <em> <i> <strike> <strong>

]]> By: jeff http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1723 jeff Tue, 08 Jul 2008 01:57:07 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1723 I don't think this message is real but if it is, this guy needs to go castrate himself if he hasn't already. He is a flippin idiot! He obviously had a deprived childhood and is just trying to make himself feel special because his parents never did! NEWSFLASH for you buddy, YOU'RE A TOTAL PUDWACKER!!! I don’t think this message is real but if it is, this guy needs to go castrate himself if he hasn’t already. He is a flippin idiot! He obviously had a deprived childhood and is just trying to make himself feel special because his parents never did! NEWSFLASH for you buddy, YOU’RE A TOTAL PUDWACKER!!!

]]> By: bali12 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1722 bali12 Tue, 08 Jul 2008 00:13:12 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1722 Too funny! Sheesh! Too funny! Sheesh!

]]> By: Bahl http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1721 Bahl Mon, 07 Jul 2008 13:40:05 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1721 I couldn't stand to listen to the end of this! Does this guy have any idea what a HUGE fool he made of himself?!?!? I don't care how fabulous you think you are, arrogance is the world's biggest turnoff whether it's in a friend a co-worker or whatever!! And, no of course he no idea he was being blown off. Who in their right mind would blow off such a self proclaimed "catch"? Thanks for the laugh! I couldn’t stand to listen to the end of this! Does this guy have any idea what a HUGE fool he made of himself?!?!? I don’t care how fabulous you think you are, arrogance is the world’s biggest turnoff whether it’s in a friend a co-worker or whatever!! And, no of course he no idea he was being blown off. Who in their right mind would blow off such a self proclaimed “catch”?

Thanks for the laugh!

]]> By: chuckp12 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1719 chuckp12 Mon, 07 Jul 2008 03:01:08 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1719 FUnny but fake...who's answering machine lets anyone talk that long? FUnny but fake…who’s answering machine lets anyone talk that long?

]]> By: Steve http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1718 Steve Mon, 07 Jul 2008 02:48:11 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1718 You got to be kidding. This guy is a loser. RUN>>> didnt he get it he was getting blowen off. You got to be kidding. This guy is a loser. RUN>>>
didnt he get it he was getting blowen off.

]]> By: Mrs. G http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1717 Mrs. G Sun, 06 Jul 2008 18:37:55 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1717 My husband just gave me this so I can make sure our daughter and all my nieces in college will learn from Olga's mistake of handing out her phone number to a stranger. Olga, stay smart, listen to your heart young lady, and may God bless. My husband just gave me this so I can make sure our daughter and all my nieces in college will learn from Olga’s mistake of handing out her phone number to a stranger. Olga, stay smart, listen to your heart young lady, and may God bless.

]]> By: Renea http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1715 Renea Sat, 05 Jul 2008 21:35:50 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1715 Undoubtedly, this guy has an issue of "what part of not calling you back don't you get"... he doesn't need a date... he's completely in love w/ himself... not enough room for a girl too.l.o.l...well I feel sorry for him (nope I'm lying) actually I feel like I've been eavesdropping on a pre-stalker...just walk away (nope I'm lyning again) RUN; I MEAN REALLY FAST...l.o.l..... Undoubtedly, this guy has an issue of “what part of not calling you back don’t you get”… he doesn’t need a date… he’s completely in love w/ himself… not enough room for a girl too.l.o.l…well I feel sorry for him (nope I’m lying) actually I feel like I’ve been eavesdropping on a pre-stalker…just walk away (nope I’m lyning again) RUN; I MEAN REALLY FAST…l.o.l…..

]]> By: Brandy http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1714 Brandy Sat, 05 Jul 2008 16:01:07 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1714 You people need to quit assuming that all or most women would be all over this guy. We don't all have such low self esteem that we fall for that crap even most of us don't. Anyways the guy was a complete moron and someone ought to mail this site to not just his friends but to him as well so that he knows that everyone else knows what a moron he is. You people need to quit assuming that all or most women would be all over this guy. We don’t all have such low self esteem that we fall for that crap even most of us don’t. Anyways the guy was a complete moron and someone ought to mail this site to not just his friends but to him as well so that he knows that everyone else knows what a moron he is.

]]> By: Jason http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1712 Jason Sat, 05 Jul 2008 01:35:02 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1712 As sad it might seem to some people, this guy probably does fairly well with women because he's holding himself to a higher standard and expects the same from other. Having said that, this guy is over the top and needs to take one of our courses. Check out our website at www.lifestyletransformations.com and you'll see what I mean! Jason As sad it might seem to some people, this guy probably does fairly well with women because he’s holding himself to a higher standard and expects the same from other.

Having said that, this guy is over the top and needs to take one of our courses. Check out our website at http://www.lifestyletransformations.com and you’ll see what I mean!

Jason

]]> By: Danette http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1711 Danette Sat, 05 Jul 2008 00:32:10 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1711 This guy, as with many celebrities need to get a clue the the universe does not revolve around them. This guy, as with many celebrities need to get a clue the the universe does not revolve around them.

]]> By: Lisa http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1710 Lisa Fri, 04 Jul 2008 21:38:18 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1710 OMG what a TOOL. I am SO fuh king glad I don't have to DATE! Men today are so emasculated that they ahve to resort to THIS to get a date? Someone get me a blowtorch. I pray to GOD my sons don't act like such bass turds when they grow up and start dating. OMG what a TOOL. I am SO fuh king glad I don’t have to DATE! Men today are so emasculated that they ahve to resort to THIS to get a date? Someone get me a blowtorch. I pray to GOD my sons don’t act like such bass turds when they grow up and start dating.

]]> By: mICHY http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1709 mICHY Fri, 04 Jul 2008 20:52:36 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1709 OMG - I think I know that voice! Run Olga Run OMG - I think I know that voice!
Run Olga Run

]]> By: MSB http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1708 MSB Fri, 04 Jul 2008 10:20:58 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1708 I just wish all of us ladies would get enough self-esteem that we didn't ever have to put up with s%&t from a&s holes like this Olga - grow a pair! Olga's friends - Call the cops - don't post this on the internet because you think it is funny! I just wish all of us ladies would get enough self-esteem that we didn’t ever have to put up with s%&t from a&s holes like this

Olga - grow a pair!

Olga’s friends - Call the cops - don’t post this on the internet because you think it is funny!

]]> By: Dude http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1707 Dude Fri, 04 Jul 2008 07:32:46 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1707 OMG what a fucking looser! Sheeeeee's passive aggressive? LOL that's REALLY fucking creepy he's the only guy with nothing wrong with him? LMAO I hope he knows what a joke he is online now OMG what a fucking looser! Sheeeeee’s passive aggressive? LOL

that’s REALLY fucking creepy

he’s the only guy with nothing wrong with him? LMAO I hope he knows what a joke he is online now

]]> By: Rachel http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1706 Rachel Fri, 04 Jul 2008 02:29:21 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1706 The movie Dimitri is working on: My Big Fat Greek Ego (written from the prison psych ward). The movie Dimitri is working on: My Big Fat Greek Ego (written from the prison psych ward).

]]> By: suddarth http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1705 suddarth Thu, 03 Jul 2008 23:49:59 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1705 someone here said it this guy probably has women pushing down his door and he is a complete ahole. i never did get that?? how is it that the good guys are always finding a quiet room to themselves :) and this guy who obviously needs a good kick to the nuts from behind is probably getting laid right now! someone here said it this guy probably has women pushing down his door and he is a complete ahole. i never did get that?? how is it that the good guys are always finding a quiet room to themselves :) and this guy who obviously needs a good kick to the nuts from behind is probably getting laid right now!

]]> By: Heather http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1702 Heather Thu, 03 Jul 2008 21:34:18 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1702 Dang - I think I went out with his "twin" brother Jeff, in Asheville, NC. IDIOTS. Dang - I think I went out with his “twin” brother Jeff, in Asheville, NC. IDIOTS.

]]> By: Shelby http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1701 Shelby Thu, 03 Jul 2008 16:53:17 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1701 I can't believe this guy! She gave you a BUSINESS card for a reason. She was just being nice. But no one would ever turn you down, right?...... LOL I can’t believe this guy!
She gave you a BUSINESS card for a reason. She was just being nice. But no one would ever turn you down, right?……
LOL

]]> By: Does this sound like anyone here - This is Hilarious - Motorcycle-Journal Forums http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1700 Does this sound like anyone here - This is Hilarious - Motorcycle-Journal Forums Thu, 03 Jul 2008 16:23:37 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1700 [...] this sound like anyone here - This is Hilarious This dudes ego is incredible... Olga and Dmitri Funny Voicemail | Misanthropy Today __________________ -------------------------------------------------- Well they Say... Time [...] [...] this sound like anyone here - This is Hilarious This dudes ego is incredible… Olga and Dmitri Funny Voicemail | Misanthropy Today __________________ ————————————————– Well they Say… Time [...]

]]> By: joekratavante http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1699 joekratavante Thu, 03 Jul 2008 15:48:27 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1699 Can someone say insane? Can someone say insane?

]]> By: Worst Voicemailer Ever http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1698 Worst Voicemailer Ever Thu, 03 Jul 2008 14:55:46 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1698 [...] of voicemails and come across as psychotic, hilarious, conceited and scary all at the same time. Dmitri Calls Olga The moral of the story is... Never give a stranger on the street your number who would talk [...] [...] of voicemails and come across as psychotic, hilarious, conceited and scary all at the same time. Dmitri Calls Olga The moral of the story is… Never give a stranger on the street your number who would talk [...]

]]> By: Marty http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1697 Marty Thu, 03 Jul 2008 14:16:38 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1697 He used al my lines in two messages! He used al my lines in two messages!

]]> By: michelle http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1696 michelle Thu, 03 Jul 2008 14:07:51 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1696 There is a fine line between 'strong connection' and 'i will find a way, and I will have you'(Obsession)Dimitri, it is all well and good to be so forthright with your feelings, intentions, and 'magnetic' attraction to this woman. HOWEVER sometimes that same honest approach (non game playing) will result in total depletion of the mystery that women prefer in their courtships....and when the metal door to your 'sugar coated cage' is creaking in the background any strong intelligent woman will hopefully stand clear. It is one thing to be adored, another thing entirely to be an object of such fierce emotional attraction. (read 9 1/2 weeks if you doubt it) There is a fine line between ’strong connection’ and ‘i will find a way, and I will have you’(Obsession)Dimitri, it is all well and good to be so forthright with your feelings, intentions, and ‘magnetic’ attraction to this woman. HOWEVER sometimes that same honest approach (non game playing) will result in total depletion of the mystery that women prefer in their courtships….and when the metal door to your ’sugar coated cage’ is creaking in the background any strong intelligent woman will hopefully stand clear. It is one thing to be adored, another thing entirely to be an object of such fierce emotional attraction. (read 9 1/2 weeks if you doubt it)

]]> By: Kat http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1695 Kat Thu, 03 Jul 2008 13:21:19 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1695 When is the sequel coming out. I'm dying to hear it. This made my Thursday! Loving it!!! LMFAO " Call me if you have the courage!" Priceless! ha ha ha ha When is the sequel coming out. I’m dying to hear it. This made my Thursday! Loving it!!! LMFAO

” Call me if you have the courage!”

Priceless! ha ha ha ha

]]> By: death http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1694 death Thu, 03 Jul 2008 11:16:19 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1694 dimitri in two days you'll be s..king a c..k. hell your even in san fran. your's hatefuly death dimitri in two days you’ll be s..king a c..k. hell your even in san fran.

your’s hatefuly
death

]]> By: Carole http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1692 Carole Thu, 03 Jul 2008 10:10:51 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1692 Stay Clear! Her is the one who needs medication! Stay Clear!

Her is the one who needs medication!

]]> By: Someone http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1691 Someone Thu, 03 Jul 2008 05:35:31 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1691 ROFL!!!!!!1 ROFL!!!!!!1

]]> By: DD McGee http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1690 DD McGee Thu, 03 Jul 2008 04:01:10 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1690 knobjockey? knobjockey?

]]> By: Mary http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1689 Mary Thu, 03 Jul 2008 01:53:30 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1689 I have dated a greek, very cute and an awesome guy...but, this guy is going over board. Way out there thinking this woman he spoke to for only 2 minutes is all over him...he needs to get over himself. I have dated a greek, very cute and an awesome guy…but, this guy is going over board. Way out there thinking this woman he spoke to for only 2 minutes is all over him…he needs to get over himself.

]]> By: wildbill http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1688 wildbill Thu, 03 Jul 2008 01:20:23 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1688 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSER LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSER

]]> By: Stephanie http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1687 Stephanie Thu, 03 Jul 2008 00:16:05 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1687 Scarrrrrry!!!! Scarrrrrry!!!!

]]> By: Dimitri, The Voicemail Guy’s, Outgoing Message « Midseason Replacement http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1685 Dimitri, The Voicemail Guy’s, Outgoing Message « Midseason Replacement Thu, 03 Jul 2008 00:03:59 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1685 [...] 3, 2008 · No Comments You remember Dimitri, the guy who left all those messages for Olga? Miseason Replacement presents his outgoing message! Hello, you’ve reached Dimitri… a [...] [...] 3, 2008 · No Comments You remember Dimitri, the guy who left all those messages for Olga? Miseason Replacement presents his outgoing message! Hello, you’ve reached Dimitri… a [...]

]]> By: seamus http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1684 seamus Wed, 02 Jul 2008 23:39:50 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1684 LOL his # starts with 416, thats a toronto area code! i live in toronto lol a greek guy writing a script? for what my big fat greek wedding 2????????? lol go back to woodbridge Dimitri!! have fun at taste of danforth a greezy bastard AND ITS ASSUME NOT ASSHUME! dont ASSHUME you sound smart when you say things different...COOL WHOOIP? now say whip WIP now cool whip KEWL WHOOIP LOL his # starts with 416, thats a toronto area code! i live in toronto lol a greek guy writing a script? for what my big fat greek wedding 2????????? lol go back to woodbridge Dimitri!! have fun at taste of danforth a greezy bastard AND ITS ASSUME NOT ASSHUME! dont ASSHUME you sound smart when you say things different…COOL WHOOIP? now say whip WIP now cool whip KEWL WHOOIP

]]> By: kurt http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1683 kurt Wed, 02 Jul 2008 23:27:15 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1683 Nut job - avoid at all cost. Any one who thinks so highly of themselves to leave you this kind of a message, will think nothing of you, or your personal welfare. Nut job - avoid at all cost. Any one who thinks so highly of themselves to leave you this kind of a message, will think nothing of you, or your personal welfare.

]]> By: Rebecca http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1682 Rebecca Wed, 02 Jul 2008 23:27:02 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1682 This is sad ... not even funny. This man needs therapy -- desperate, fantasy-land, grandiose issues, then threatening. Any woman who wants to get rid of an irritating person, giving one's card, then ignoring them usually works. DUH This is sad … not even funny. This man needs therapy — desperate, fantasy-land, grandiose issues, then threatening.

Any woman who wants to get rid of an irritating person, giving one’s card, then ignoring them usually works. DUH

]]> By: Scott http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1681 Scott Wed, 02 Jul 2008 23:03:24 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1681 This guy is a legend in his own mind. Anyone seen "Sleeping with the Enemy"? Olga baby...this guy's a riot. This guy is a legend in his own mind. Anyone seen “Sleeping with the Enemy”? Olga baby…this guy’s a riot.

]]> By: jones http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1680 jones Wed, 02 Jul 2008 22:17:24 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1680 the dimitri remix: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaZhaOvmxB0 the dimitri remix:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaZhaOvmxB0

]]> By: Will http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1679 Will Wed, 02 Jul 2008 21:50:23 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1679 I just wet my pants. I just wet my pants.

]]> By: Imogen http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1678 Imogen Wed, 02 Jul 2008 21:40:45 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1678 Here's how it's gonna work. Fucking brilliant, I've listened to it four times now, and it still makes me laugh. What a knobjockey... Here’s how it’s gonna work. Fucking brilliant, I’ve listened to it four times now, and it still makes me laugh. What a knobjockey…

]]> By: Lacie http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1677 Lacie Wed, 02 Jul 2008 21:19:40 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1677 ummm if the man with the screen name dmitri is REALLY dmitri....you should take advice from every single person on this site..lol..i mean really, why do you think you are single?...this all reminds me of that movie...oh crap whats the name...where the really sexy rich guy takes girls to his place and records them while they do it just to see himself and then kills the girls? CREEP ummm if the man with the screen name dmitri is REALLY dmitri….you should take advice from every single person on this site..lol..i mean really, why do you think you are single?…this all reminds me of that movie…oh crap whats the name…where the really sexy rich guy takes girls to his place and records them while they do it just to see himself and then kills the girls? CREEP

]]> By: Jody W. http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1676 Jody W. Wed, 02 Jul 2008 21:11:29 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1676 I thought "Mindfreak" meant something else... I thought “Mindfreak” meant something else…

]]> By: Fritz http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1675 Fritz Wed, 02 Jul 2008 20:42:52 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1675 Hey, Jeff: How do you think McCain got Cindy?? A similar pitch, I'm sure. Conspiracy Theory: Were John McCain and Dimitri separated at birth? The story's on Entertainment Tonight. lol. Hey, Jeff: How do you think McCain got Cindy?? A similar pitch, I’m sure.

Conspiracy Theory: Were John McCain and Dimitri separated at birth? The story’s on Entertainment Tonight.

lol.

]]> By: Julie E http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1674 Julie E Wed, 02 Jul 2008 19:57:37 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1674 LOL! This guy should be looking up the psychological profile of a narcissist - his picture would be at the top of the page. Ladies, let this be a lesson to you. Have a phony set of business cards made up to hand out to the assholes of the world. LOL! This guy should be looking up the psychological profile of a narcissist - his picture would be at the top of the page.

Ladies, let this be a lesson to you. Have a phony set of business cards made up to hand out to the assholes of the world.

]]> By: Katie W http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1673 Katie W Wed, 02 Jul 2008 19:40:35 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1673 Whether or not this voicemail is real, I've met guys like this - well, maybe not so sociopathic, but similar. Anyway, if anyone recognizes his voice, please email this site to all his friends. He deserves the humiliation. And yes, there are not-so-bright women who will fall for a moron like this, but there are plenty of men who fall for the woman who only loves him when he buys her things. There are pathetic people on both sides of the aisle. (Gay and Straight). Whether or not this voicemail is real, I’ve met guys like this - well, maybe not so sociopathic, but similar. Anyway, if anyone recognizes his voice, please email this site to all his friends. He deserves the humiliation.

And yes, there are not-so-bright women who will fall for a moron like this, but there are plenty of men who fall for the woman who only loves him when he buys her things. There are pathetic people on both sides of the aisle. (Gay and Straight).

]]> By: Nan http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1672 Nan Wed, 02 Jul 2008 19:27:47 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1672 The phone calls were NOT funny, I have meet men like this and they are SCARY. But Jeff calling him an Obama suporter, now that's FUNNY! ! ! The phone calls were NOT funny, I have meet men like this and they are SCARY. But Jeff calling him an Obama suporter, now that’s FUNNY! ! !

]]> By: acg http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1671 acg Wed, 02 Jul 2008 19:25:07 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1671 <i>Further proof that women are generally lousy judges of character or actually like guys who are tools, at least by first impression.</i> How do you know Olga actually liked him? She probably gave Dimitri her number so he'd go away. Two minutes of talking to him on the street would definitely give her enough time to accurately judge his character, that of an arrogant douchebag. Olga's real mistake was not giving out a fake number... cruel but necessary sometimes. Further proof that women are generally lousy judges of character or actually like guys who are tools, at least by first impression.

How do you know Olga actually liked him? She probably gave Dimitri her number so he’d go away. Two minutes of talking to him on the street would definitely give her enough time to accurately judge his character, that of an arrogant douchebag.

Olga’s real mistake was not giving out a fake number… cruel but necessary sometimes.

]]> By: Lurowan http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1670 Lurowan Wed, 02 Jul 2008 18:10:18 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1670 Ummmm...Does this sound like Alec Baldwin?? Ummmm…Does this sound like Alec Baldwin??

]]> By: Regina http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1669 Regina Wed, 02 Jul 2008 18:05:06 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1669 Bwhhahhahaaaaa! Let the romance begin! ... wait, wait, wait ... let the nightmare begin! Oh, my GAWD!!!! here's how it's gonna work ... I'm gonna stalk yer ass and if I do not receive a phone call back from you ... I'm gonna wear yer skin when I dress up like mah motha! ... There's nothin' wrong with me. By the way, I'm 'Geek' and your friends are jealous of you. Call me ... don't call me! Bwhhahahhaa, oh, I can't take it ! I just tinkled my panties! Bwhhahhahaaaaa! Let the romance begin! … wait, wait, wait … let the nightmare begin! Oh, my GAWD!!!! here’s how it’s gonna work … I’m gonna stalk yer ass and if I do not receive a phone call back from you … I’m gonna wear yer skin when I dress up like mah motha! … There’s nothin’ wrong with me. By the way, I’m ‘Geek’ and your friends are jealous of you.

Call me … don’t call me!

Bwhhahahhaa, oh, I can’t take it ! I just tinkled my panties!

]]> By: Michael http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1668 Michael Wed, 02 Jul 2008 17:12:00 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1668 Hey Olga, Call me, PLEEEEEEZE. I'm not into playing games and women approach me at least 6-7 times a day! Damn it! You gave me your card and stuff! Oh, and your friends were jealous also. I've got to get back to my movie script. Hey Olga,

Call me, PLEEEEEEZE. I’m not into playing games and women approach me at least 6-7 times a day!

Damn it! You gave me your card and stuff! Oh, and your friends were jealous also.

I’ve got to get back to my movie script.

]]> By: Jeff http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1667 Jeff Wed, 02 Jul 2008 16:52:01 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1667 Obviously an Obama supporter...clueless and out of touch!! Obviously an Obama supporter…clueless and out of touch!!

]]> By: The funniest and scariest voicemail ever! « Inside JP’s Head http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1666 The funniest and scariest voicemail ever! « Inside JP’s Head Wed, 02 Jul 2008 16:47:44 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1666 [...] The funniest and scariest voicemail ever! Glenn Beck played this on his show yesterday: http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/ [...] [...] The funniest and scariest voicemail ever! Glenn Beck played this on his show yesterday: http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/ [...]

]]> By: SCGator http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1665 SCGator Wed, 02 Jul 2008 16:47:24 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1665 Ummmmmm, think he sees a whole TEAM of psychiatrists........ Ummmmmm, think he sees a whole TEAM of psychiatrists……..

]]> By: Mara http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1664 Mara Wed, 02 Jul 2008 16:20:41 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1664 OOOOO this is HILARIOUS. Im a serb, I had a greek that was interested in me to a fault. 1) he was full of himself (but that was part of his charm because he knew where he could take it and when it was ridiculous) and 2) he was a womanizer---and thats why we remainded friend inspite of his intense frusteration. all of the tan, dark wavy hair-types (greek, russian, eastern european, italian) are the same. they are use to getting what they want, they are oversexed, and if things dont go their way they are prone to tantrums. this guy though---takin it to the next level---in a HUGE way. this guy sounds like a boarderline sociopath---you can hear it in the way his tone changes in the second message. Clearly his mom coddled hiM a little too much as a child---i have a uncle that is kinda psycho in a similar way :P. BEWARE OF DIMITRI! hEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHE! OOOOO this is HILARIOUS. Im a serb, I had a greek that was interested in me to a fault. 1) he was full of himself (but that was part of his charm because he knew where he could take it and when it was ridiculous) and 2) he was a womanizer—and thats why we remainded friend inspite of his intense frusteration. all of the tan, dark wavy hair-types (greek, russian, eastern european, italian) are the same. they are use to getting what they want, they are oversexed, and if things dont go their way they are prone to tantrums. this guy though—takin it to the next level—in a HUGE way. this guy sounds like a boarderline sociopath—you can hear it in the way his tone changes in the second message. Clearly his mom coddled hiM a little too much as a child—i have a uncle that is kinda psycho in a similar way :P. BEWARE OF DIMITRI! hEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHE!

]]> By: Gladly Not Single http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1663 Gladly Not Single Wed, 02 Jul 2008 16:14:52 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1663 "Now here's what's going to happen" There is <b>nothing</b> wrong with being conceited, narcissistic, pushy & controlling, I guess. If you live in laa laa land... “Now here’s what’s going to happen”

There is nothing wrong with being conceited, narcissistic, pushy & controlling, I guess. If you live in laa laa land…

]]> By: Dmitri http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1662 Dmitri Wed, 02 Jul 2008 15:25:12 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1662 I am not "crazy", "an asshole", "a chump" or any of these other things you refer to me as. I am just a very attractive Greek single male that is a catch and thinks every elegant woman in the world wants a piece of me. -Dmitri I am not “crazy”, “an asshole”, “a chump” or any of these other things you refer to me as. I am just a very attractive Greek single male that is a catch and thinks every elegant woman in the world wants a piece of me.
-Dmitri

]]> By: Sherryberry http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1661 Sherryberry Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:34:23 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1661 wow! This guy is crazy. He left an awful long message on that second call to be giving her a deadline to return his call.....what a jerk this might explain why he's single again wow!
This guy is crazy. He left an awful long message on that second call to be giving her a deadline to return his call…..what a jerk

this might explain why he’s single again

]]> By: aaron http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1659 aaron Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:13:39 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1659 what an asshole dude needs to have his dick cut off and stuffed in his ass while being fed shit. what an asshole dude needs to have his dick cut off and stuffed in his ass while being fed shit.

]]> By: NoShariaForMe http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1658 NoShariaForMe Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:12:39 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1658 He's a control freak who probably has a long rap sheet for domestic abuse! This is what happens when you pick up strays off the street... He’s a control freak who probably has a long rap sheet for domestic abuse!

This is what happens when you pick up strays off the street…

]]> By: Melvin Toast http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1657 Melvin Toast Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:08:30 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1657 You are all fools. Women positively LOVE men like this. They marry them--and fawn over them--every single day. Women will take a bad but rich "Donald Trump" over a good but middle-income "Maytag Repairman" any day of the week. You are all fools. Women positively LOVE men like this. They marry them–and fawn over them–every single day. Women will take a bad but rich “Donald Trump” over a good but middle-income “Maytag Repairman” any day of the week.

]]> By: maria http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1656 maria Wed, 02 Jul 2008 13:56:18 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1656 Wow. This guy just got his 15 minutes of fame. Now let's hope he jumps off the bridge. Wow. This guy just got his 15 minutes of fame. Now let’s hope he jumps off the bridge.

]]> By: ShotInTheDark http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1655 ShotInTheDark Wed, 02 Jul 2008 12:13:07 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1655 I find it ironic that he goes on for like a minute questioning whether or not SHE has mental problems... I find it ironic that he goes on for like a minute questioning whether or not SHE has mental problems…

]]> By: Caryn http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1654 Caryn Wed, 02 Jul 2008 07:33:03 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1654 I can't believe someone would actually leave messages like that. It's scary that he thinks that THAT is a normal message. Who calls someone after 2 minutes of meeting and tells them they better call or else? A lot of people say he needs to get better socialized but all I can say is that man is dangerous and there is some woman who is going to fall under what ever charm he might have and something bad will happen. It makes me very glad I'm no longer single and having to look. I can’t believe someone would actually leave messages like that. It’s scary that he thinks that THAT is a normal message. Who calls someone after 2 minutes of meeting and tells them they better call or else? A lot of people say he needs to get better socialized but all I can say is that man is dangerous and there is some woman who is going to fall under what ever charm he might have and something bad will happen. It makes me very glad I’m no longer single and having to look.

]]> By: Datharion http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1653 Datharion Wed, 02 Jul 2008 06:58:35 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1653 Hmm...a relative of mine used to manage an apartment and when she did she had a man by the name of Valush who was from Greece. He had a wife and repeatedly would beat her but when my relative would call the police for it the wife would say that it was normal and that she wouldn't press charges. The man actually found out that it was my relative and called her out. Pathetic as he was...he actually thought not only that he was better then her but that all women were lower then all of his "kind" I am not surprised at all let me say that. ALSO! i don't think i would ever give a card to any human being with my number on it and if i did it would be because of work and nothing but it...this guy is pathetic. Hmm…a relative of mine used to manage an apartment and when she did she had a man by the name of Valush who was from Greece. He had a wife and repeatedly would beat her but when my relative would call the police for it the wife would say that it was normal and that she wouldn’t press charges. The man actually found out that it was my relative and called her out. Pathetic as he was…he actually thought not only that he was better then her but that all women were lower then all of his “kind” I am not surprised at all let me say that. ALSO! i don’t think i would ever give a card to any human being with my number on it and if i did it would be because of work and nothing but it…this guy is pathetic.

]]> By: Dr. Blogstein: The Official Website of the Radio Happy Hour » Blog Archive » The Dmitri and Olga Voicemail http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1652 Dr. Blogstein: The Official Website of the Radio Happy Hour » Blog Archive » The Dmitri and Olga Voicemail Wed, 02 Jul 2008 06:46:52 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1652 [...] to Misanthropy Today:  I got this in my email today from my friend in San Francisco, thought I should share [...] [...] to Misanthropy Today:  I got this in my email today from my friend in San Francisco, thought I should share [...]

]]> By: Thom http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1650 Thom Wed, 02 Jul 2008 05:56:32 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1650 LA is filled with men like him and their female counterparts. Bet he has a house full of mirrors just to catch glimpses of himself. But the guy is scary, and I hear potential violence in his voice. Not a person to be alone with I would think. LA is filled with men like him and their female counterparts. Bet he has a house full of mirrors just to catch glimpses of himself.
But the guy is scary, and I hear potential violence in his voice. Not a person to be alone with I would think.

]]> By: Catmom http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1649 Catmom Wed, 02 Jul 2008 05:40:04 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1649 I honestly don't know what to make of this. I dated a gorgeous Greek lawyer (on Wall St.) right after college and he WAS a catch. Unfortunately, after 3 years, he was unsure about committing, until I had moved on. THEN he got serious, but it was over for me. I met up with him again 10 years later and he still didn't know any good restaurants in his own neighborhood since all he did was work. I'm sure he's a zillchionaire now, but has no life. His voice sounded so much like Dmitri's that I almost did fall off my chair. I wish them both well. Dimitri just needs to be taught some social skills- or get over his last love who obviously did him wrong. I honestly don’t know what to make of this. I dated a gorgeous Greek lawyer (on Wall St.) right after college and he WAS a catch. Unfortunately, after 3 years, he was unsure about committing, until I had moved on. THEN he got serious, but it was over for me. I met up with him again 10 years later and he still didn’t know any good restaurants in his own neighborhood since all he did was work. I’m sure he’s a zillchionaire now, but has no life. His voice sounded so much like Dmitri’s that I almost did fall off my chair. I wish them both well. Dimitri just needs to be taught some social skills- or get over his last love who obviously did him wrong.

]]> By: Mihalinka http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1648 Mihalinka Wed, 02 Jul 2008 04:55:35 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1648 I have over 20 years of experience as a psychotherapist and I can say with absolute authority that this guy a WORLD CLASS ASSHOLE. Ladies, let this be a lesson to you - don't give your personal information to a man you've known two minutes, no matter how attractive he might be - Ted Bundy was attractive, and a raging narcissist just like Dimiti! I have over 20 years of experience as a psychotherapist and I can say with absolute authority that this guy a WORLD CLASS ASSHOLE. Ladies, let this be a lesson to you - don’t give your personal information to a man you’ve known two minutes, no matter how attractive he might be - Ted Bundy was attractive, and a raging narcissist just like Dimiti!

]]> By: Brandy http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1647 Brandy Wed, 02 Jul 2008 04:05:29 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1647 WHOA! Dmitri is one of those guys that think he is all that, but sounds like he is FULL OF HIMSELF and needs to be brought down about 10 notches or more from his higher than thou throne that rests in his bathroom. WHOA! Dmitri is one of those guys that think he is all that, but sounds like he is FULL OF HIMSELF and needs to be brought down about 10 notches or more from his higher than thou throne that rests in his bathroom.

]]> By: Rina V http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1646 Rina V Wed, 02 Jul 2008 04:02:34 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1646 Geez....you mean I'm not the only one who comes across morons like that? Geez….you mean I’m not the only one who comes across morons like that?

]]> By: DD McGee http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1645 DD McGee Wed, 02 Jul 2008 03:54:17 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1645 I am a single guy. If this is indicative of how all other single men behave these days, then I won't blame women if they ignore me. I feel sorry for them. I am a single guy. If this is indicative of how all other single men behave these days, then I won’t blame women if they ignore me. I feel sorry for them.

]]> By: Bethany http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1644 Bethany Wed, 02 Jul 2008 03:47:20 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1644 Oh my, that is crazy!! Oh my, that is crazy!!

]]> By: Ryan http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1643 Ryan Wed, 02 Jul 2008 02:16:36 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1643 This reminds me of the so-called "accident" which results in an old woman beating a man over the head with her purse. Just as I believe the previous was faked, I also believe that this Dmitri recording is fake. I've not heard any phone recording that sounded like this. This reminds me of the so-called “accident” which results in an old woman beating a man over the head with her purse. Just as I believe the previous was faked, I also believe that this Dmitri recording is fake. I’ve not heard any phone recording that sounded like this.

]]> By: John L. http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1642 John L. Wed, 02 Jul 2008 00:58:24 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1642 With jackholes like this out there why am I the one that's still single? With jackholes like this out there why am I the one that’s still single?

]]> By: Larry http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1641 Larry Wed, 02 Jul 2008 00:42:45 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1641 RUN AWAY!!!!! This guy is a super nut-job. RUN AWAY!!!!! This guy is a super nut-job.

]]> By: Michelle http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1640 Michelle Wed, 02 Jul 2008 00:37:51 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1640 You are all so gullible to actually believe this. You are all so gullible to actually believe this.

]]> By: randor55 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1639 randor55 Wed, 02 Jul 2008 00:32:54 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1639 WHAT A CHUMP!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT A CHUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!

]]> By: Soozi http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1638 Soozi Wed, 02 Jul 2008 00:25:16 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1638 Dmitri! Dmitri!! I love you! Please call me. I am elegant, too. I wont treat you wrong. I will wait forever. I love you! <Oh, barf> LOLOLOL..... Dmitri! Dmitri!! I love you! Please call me. I am elegant, too. I wont treat you wrong. I will wait forever. I love you!

LOLOLOL…..

]]> By: RaadMan http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1637 RaadMan Wed, 02 Jul 2008 00:24:43 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1637 This Guy is an idiot, a controlling freak. Probably master bates in a mirror or with his blow up doll. Just goes to show you looks are not everything. For all you what's on the surface empty souls. He even sounds like he might be gay. At least bi. Sorry soul. This Guy is an idiot, a controlling freak. Probably master bates in a mirror or with his blow up doll.

Just goes to show you looks are not everything. For all you what’s on the surface empty souls.

He even sounds like he might be gay.
At least bi. Sorry soul.

]]> By: Sara http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1636 Sara Wed, 02 Jul 2008 00:18:57 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1636 This was lol hysterical. The guy is crazy. This was lol hysterical. The guy is crazy.

]]> By: gary http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1635 gary Wed, 02 Jul 2008 00:10:36 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1635 He sounds like a potential serial killer to me. Ladies beware of egotistical idiots like this guy. This clowns real name is TROUBLE. He sounds like a potential serial killer to me. Ladies beware of egotistical idiots like this guy. This clowns real name is TROUBLE.

]]> By: jp http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1634 jp Tue, 01 Jul 2008 23:55:31 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1634 RUN OLGA RUN OLGA a rat is also a catch for a rat trap.... RUN OLGA RUN OLGA a rat is also a catch for a rat trap….

]]> By: Cindy http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1633 Cindy Tue, 01 Jul 2008 23:46:23 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1633 This guy is CRAZY!!! Unfortunately there are many more like him and they come in BOTH genders! RUN! This guy is CRAZY!!!

Unfortunately there are many more like him and they come in BOTH genders! RUN!

]]> By: Rusty Garrett http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1632 Rusty Garrett Tue, 01 Jul 2008 23:28:19 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1632 Looks and sounds like the horrible event in her life just took place. WOW! What a catch this guy would be! Looks and sounds like the horrible event in her life just took place. WOW! What a catch this guy would be!

]]> By: MaryJo http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1631 MaryJo Tue, 01 Jul 2008 23:21:16 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1631 Sure am glad I'm not on the dating scene anymore. I found my catch, and he surely is nothing like the arrogant piece of ...... you know what I mean. Sure am glad I’m not on the dating scene anymore. I found my catch, and he surely is nothing like the arrogant piece of …… you know what I mean.

]]> By: Phil http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1630 Phil Tue, 01 Jul 2008 23:11:17 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1630 What a conceited self-rightous fool! What a conceited self-rightous fool!

]]> By: gerard hutcheon http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1629 gerard hutcheon Tue, 01 Jul 2008 22:52:54 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1629 THIS FELLOW IS ON NARCISSTIC MEDICATION,NOT TO BRING HIM BACK TO EARTH ,BUT FOR LOOKING AT HIS TURDS BEFORE HE FLUSHES TWICE ITS A LONG WAY TO GREECE! THIS FELLOW IS ON NARCISSTIC MEDICATION,NOT TO BRING HIM BACK TO EARTH ,BUT FOR LOOKING AT HIS TURDS BEFORE HE FLUSHES TWICE ITS A LONG WAY TO GREECE!

]]> By: ValetaSue http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1626 ValetaSue Tue, 01 Jul 2008 21:40:12 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1626 THIS GUY IS FULL OF HIMSELF. RUN LADIES RUN!!! THIS GUY IS FULL OF HIMSELF. RUN LADIES RUN!!!

]]> By: Dmitri http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1625 Dmitri Tue, 01 Jul 2008 21:36:39 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1625 What the junk!? I do not find this funny. I did nothing wrong how dare you people make a mockery of my personal life. However, all the stuff I said is true. I am a COMPLETE catch. Call me if you're elegant.. olga, that means you. 2035054965 What the junk!? I do not find this funny. I did nothing wrong how dare you people make a mockery of my personal life. However, all the stuff I said is true. I am a COMPLETE catch. Call me if you’re elegant..
olga, that means you.
2035054965

]]> By: John R http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1624 John R Tue, 01 Jul 2008 21:26:40 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1624 Hahahahaha....what a jerk off! Hahahahaha….what a jerk off!

]]> By: Steve http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1623 Steve Tue, 01 Jul 2008 21:17:54 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1623 While this guy is obviously a moron, without question, I would make two points: 1. She *did* give him her number after all. 2. Presumably he kept his word, and did not call back. But yeah...moron. While this guy is obviously a moron, without question, I would make two points:

1. She *did* give him her number after all.

2. Presumably he kept his word, and did not call back.

But yeah…moron.

]]> By: bob http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1622 bob Tue, 01 Jul 2008 19:52:34 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1622 uhhhhh The sad fact of the matter is that this guy most likely gets plenty of action. My older brother is a good guy, kind of heavy and chicks never roll to him. But this ass hole... no justice man. uhhhhh

The sad fact of the matter is that this guy most likely gets plenty of action.

My older brother is a good guy, kind of heavy and chicks never roll to him. But this ass hole… no justice man.

]]> By: Michael J. Ovens http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1621 Michael J. Ovens Tue, 01 Jul 2008 19:46:09 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1621 LEAVE DIMITRI ALONE ( ALA BRITANY SPEARS) LEAVE DIMITRI ALONE
( ALA BRITANY SPEARS)

]]> By: Kim http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1620 Kim Tue, 01 Jul 2008 19:41:56 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1620 If anyone knows this guy personally, do him, and the rest of us a favor and have him involuntarily committed! Involuntarily because he thinks there is nothing wrong with him, which makes him even more crazy. If anyone knows this guy personally, do him, and the rest of us a favor and have him involuntarily committed! Involuntarily because he thinks there is nothing wrong with him, which makes him even more crazy.

]]> By: nick http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1619 nick Tue, 01 Jul 2008 19:41:32 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1619 What a douche bag! If you claim you're a catch, you're really a douche bag! What a douche bag! If you claim you’re a catch, you’re really a douche bag!

]]> By: Michael J. Ovens http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1618 Michael J. Ovens Tue, 01 Jul 2008 19:41:30 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1618 OBSESSIVE GET A LIFE MAN HE'S REALLY SMART BUT OVER ANALIZES I HAVE SCARED GIRLS AWAY BEFORE BY JUST GOING TOO FAST BUT THIS GUY IS OFF THE HOOK THOUGH JUST A TAD BIT BITTER I THINK MAYBE HE'S NOT QUIET OVER HIS LAST RELATIONSHIP POOR GUY! DEFINATELY NEEDS SOME THERAPY! GOD BLESS OBSESSIVE
GET A LIFE MAN
HE’S REALLY SMART BUT OVER ANALIZES
I HAVE SCARED GIRLS AWAY BEFORE BY JUST GOING TOO FAST BUT
THIS GUY IS OFF THE HOOK THOUGH
JUST A TAD BIT BITTER
I THINK MAYBE HE’S NOT QUIET OVER HIS LAST RELATIONSHIP
POOR GUY! DEFINATELY NEEDS SOME THERAPY! GOD BLESS

]]> By: Frank http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1617 Frank Tue, 01 Jul 2008 19:39:35 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1617 Can you say Control Freak, being single is not his choice, it's everyone else's. Amazing! he is dangerous Can you say Control Freak, being single is not his choice, it’s everyone else’s. Amazing! he is dangerous

]]> By: KC http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1615 KC Tue, 01 Jul 2008 19:28:31 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1615 What a DOOFUS!!!! What a DOOFUS!!!!

]]> By: Dawn Bird http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1614 Dawn Bird Tue, 01 Jul 2008 19:17:15 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1614 I'm actually not suprised that he's Greek. Every Greek man I have ever met has been controlling and they truly believe that they are above all. However, this guy was a bit extreme. If I were to receive a message like that I would have taken the opportunity to set that idiot up for embarassment on national TV. The world deserves some warning to stay away from this guy Dmitri! I’m actually not suprised that he’s Greek. Every Greek man I have ever met has been controlling and they truly believe that they are above all. However, this guy was a bit extreme. If I were to receive a message like that I would have taken the opportunity to set that idiot up for embarassment on national TV. The world deserves some warning to stay away from this guy Dmitri!

]]> By: Honeyporter735 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1613 Honeyporter735 Tue, 01 Jul 2008 19:16:17 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1613 OMG, she needs to change her number, this guy is nuts. OMG, she needs to change her number, this guy is nuts.

]]> By: Cathouse Teri http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1612 Cathouse Teri Tue, 01 Jul 2008 15:03:55 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1612 It's unfortunate that he refers to himself as intelligent as well as having nothing wrong with him. It’s unfortunate that he refers to himself as intelligent as well as having nothing wrong with him.

]]> By: Devin http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1611 Devin Tue, 01 Jul 2008 12:15:33 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1611 Man live, this guy is.. well... beyond the descriptive capabilities of any of the 4 languages I can speak... I would say it's not really going out on a limb to say that any language, past or present, can't really describe this shit.... FUCKING HILARIOUSLY INSANE is the best I can come up with... With perhaps a little Schadenfreude... Man live, this guy is.. well… beyond the descriptive capabilities of any of the 4 languages I can speak… I would say it’s not really going out on a limb to say that any language, past or present, can’t really describe this shit…. FUCKING HILARIOUSLY INSANE is the best I can come up with… With perhaps a little Schadenfreude…

]]> By: Junkyard http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1608 Junkyard Mon, 30 Jun 2008 21:41:36 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/06/27/olga-and-dmitri-funny-voicemail/#comment-1608 This dude is out of his mind, man! lolz! This dude is out of his mind, man! lolz!

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