Olga and Dmitri Funny Voicemail
I got this in my email today from my friend in San Francisco, thought I should share it.
Pretty funny— this dude Dmitri (Dimitri) leaves two pathetic voicemails for this Olga chick he met on the curb and talked to for 2 minutes.
Hilarious. Further proof that women are generally lousy judges of character or actually like guys who are tools, at least by first impression.
All,
This is HILARIOUS!!!! The Alliance Manager from our Latin America team forwarded this on. His friend is Olga — read below to get the story
Okay guys here is the info on this voicemail. One of my friend’s from
work and her friend were out one night in the SF Marina district andwere hanging outside of the bars trying to find a cab. One of the
girl’s, Olga ends up meeting this guy Dimitri and they talk for at the
most 2 minutes. She hands him her business card and says call me.Well attached is the actual voicemail that this guy left her. Wait
till you hear it you will be laughing so hard you’ll fall out of your
chair.
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Junkyard
This dude is out of his mind, man! lolz!
June 30th, 2008 at 9:41 pmDevin
Man live, this guy is.. well… beyond the descriptive capabilities of any of the 4 languages I can speak… I would say it’s not really going out on a limb to say that any language, past or present, can’t really describe this shit…. FUCKING HILARIOUSLY INSANE is the best I can come up with… With perhaps a little Schadenfreude…
July 1st, 2008 at 12:15 pmCathouse Teri
It’s unfortunate that he refers to himself as intelligent as well as having nothing wrong with him.
July 1st, 2008 at 3:03 pmHoneyporter735
OMG, she needs to change her number, this guy is nuts.
July 1st, 2008 at 7:16 pmDawn Bird
I’m actually not suprised that he’s Greek. Every Greek man I have ever met has been controlling and they truly believe that they are above all. However, this guy was a bit extreme. If I were to receive a message like that I would have taken the opportunity to set that idiot up for embarassment on national TV. The world deserves some warning to stay away from this guy Dmitri!
July 1st, 2008 at 7:17 pmKC
What a DOOFUS!!!!
July 1st, 2008 at 7:28 pmFrank
Can you say Control Freak, being single is not his choice, it’s everyone else’s. Amazing! he is dangerous
July 1st, 2008 at 7:39 pmMichael J. Ovens
OBSESSIVE
July 1st, 2008 at 7:41 pmGET A LIFE MAN
HE’S REALLY SMART BUT OVER ANALIZES
I HAVE SCARED GIRLS AWAY BEFORE BY JUST GOING TOO FAST BUT
THIS GUY IS OFF THE HOOK THOUGH
JUST A TAD BIT BITTER
I THINK MAYBE HE’S NOT QUIET OVER HIS LAST RELATIONSHIP
POOR GUY! DEFINATELY NEEDS SOME THERAPY! GOD BLESS
nick
What a douche bag! If you claim you’re a catch, you’re really a douche bag!
July 1st, 2008 at 7:41 pmKim
If anyone knows this guy personally, do him, and the rest of us a favor and have him involuntarily committed! Involuntarily because he thinks there is nothing wrong with him, which makes him even more crazy.
July 1st, 2008 at 7:41 pmMichael J. Ovens
LEAVE DIMITRI ALONE
July 1st, 2008 at 7:46 pm( ALA BRITANY SPEARS)
bob
uhhhhh
The sad fact of the matter is that this guy most likely gets plenty of action.
My older brother is a good guy, kind of heavy and chicks never roll to him. But this ass hole… no justice man.
July 1st, 2008 at 7:52 pmSteve
While this guy is obviously a moron, without question, I would make two points:
1. She *did* give him her number after all.
2. Presumably he kept his word, and did not call back.
But yeah…moron.
July 1st, 2008 at 9:17 pmJohn R
Hahahahaha….what a jerk off!
July 1st, 2008 at 9:26 pmDmitri
What the junk!? I do not find this funny. I did nothing wrong how dare you people make a mockery of my personal life. However, all the stuff I said is true. I am a COMPLETE catch. Call me if you’re elegant..
July 1st, 2008 at 9:36 pmolga, that means you.
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ValetaSue
THIS GUY IS FULL OF HIMSELF. RUN LADIES RUN!!!
July 1st, 2008 at 9:40 pmgerard hutcheon
THIS FELLOW IS ON NARCISSTIC MEDICATION,NOT TO BRING HIM BACK TO EARTH ,BUT FOR LOOKING AT HIS TURDS BEFORE HE FLUSHES TWICE ITS A LONG WAY TO GREECE!
July 1st, 2008 at 10:52 pmPhil
What a conceited self-rightous fool!
July 1st, 2008 at 11:11 pmMaryJo
Sure am glad I’m not on the dating scene anymore. I found my catch, and he surely is nothing like the arrogant piece of …… you know what I mean.
July 1st, 2008 at 11:21 pmRusty Garrett
Looks and sounds like the horrible event in her life just took place. WOW! What a catch this guy would be!
July 1st, 2008 at 11:28 pmCindy
This guy is CRAZY!!!
Unfortunately there are many more like him and they come in BOTH genders! RUN!
July 1st, 2008 at 11:46 pmjp
RUN OLGA RUN OLGA a rat is also a catch for a rat trap….
July 1st, 2008 at 11:55 pmgary
He sounds like a potential serial killer to me. Ladies beware of egotistical idiots like this guy. This clowns real name is TROUBLE.
July 2nd, 2008 at 12:10 amSara
This was lol hysterical. The guy is crazy.
July 2nd, 2008 at 12:18 amRaadMan
This Guy is an idiot, a controlling freak. Probably master bates in a mirror or with his blow up doll.
Just goes to show you looks are not everything. For all you what’s on the surface empty souls.
He even sounds like he might be gay.
July 2nd, 2008 at 12:24 amAt least bi. Sorry soul.
Soozi
Dmitri! Dmitri!! I love you! Please call me. I am elegant, too. I wont treat you wrong. I will wait forever. I love you!
LOLOLOL…..
July 2nd, 2008 at 12:25 amrandor55
WHAT A CHUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!
July 2nd, 2008 at 12:32 amMichelle
You are all so gullible to actually believe this.
July 2nd, 2008 at 12:37 amLarry
RUN AWAY!!!!! This guy is a super nut-job.
July 2nd, 2008 at 12:42 amJohn L.
With jackholes like this out there why am I the one that’s still single?
July 2nd, 2008 at 12:58 amRyan
This reminds me of the so-called “accident” which results in an old woman beating a man over the head with her purse. Just as I believe the previous was faked, I also believe that this Dmitri recording is fake. I’ve not heard any phone recording that sounded like this.
July 2nd, 2008 at 2:16 amBethany
Oh my, that is crazy!!
July 2nd, 2008 at 3:47 amDD McGee
I am a single guy. If this is indicative of how all other single men behave these days, then I won’t blame women if they ignore me. I feel sorry for them.
July 2nd, 2008 at 3:54 amRina V
Geez….you mean I’m not the only one who comes across morons like that?
July 2nd, 2008 at 4:02 amBrandy
WHOA! Dmitri is one of those guys that think he is all that, but sounds like he is FULL OF HIMSELF and needs to be brought down about 10 notches or more from his higher than thou throne that rests in his bathroom.
July 2nd, 2008 at 4:05 amMihalinka
I have over 20 years of experience as a psychotherapist and I can say with absolute authority that this guy a WORLD CLASS ASSHOLE. Ladies, let this be a lesson to you - don’t give your personal information to a man you’ve known two minutes, no matter how attractive he might be - Ted Bundy was attractive, and a raging narcissist just like Dimiti!
July 2nd, 2008 at 4:55 amCatmom
I honestly don’t know what to make of this. I dated a gorgeous Greek lawyer (on Wall St.) right after college and he WAS a catch. Unfortunately, after 3 years, he was unsure about committing, until I had moved on. THEN he got serious, but it was over for me. I met up with him again 10 years later and he still didn’t know any good restaurants in his own neighborhood since all he did was work. I’m sure he’s a zillchionaire now, but has no life. His voice sounded so much like Dmitri’s that I almost did fall off my chair. I wish them both well. Dimitri just needs to be taught some social skills- or get over his last love who obviously did him wrong.
July 2nd, 2008 at 5:40 amThom
LA is filled with men like him and their female counterparts. Bet he has a house full of mirrors just to catch glimpses of himself.
July 2nd, 2008 at 5:56 amBut the guy is scary, and I hear potential violence in his voice. Not a person to be alone with I would think.
Datharion
Hmm…a relative of mine used to manage an apartment and when she did she had a man by the name of Valush who was from Greece. He had a wife and repeatedly would beat her but when my relative would call the police for it the wife would say that it was normal and that she wouldn’t press charges. The man actually found out that it was my relative and called her out. Pathetic as he was…he actually thought not only that he was better then her but that all women were lower then all of his “kind” I am not surprised at all let me say that. ALSO! i don’t think i would ever give a card to any human being with my number on it and if i did it would be because of work and nothing but it…this guy is pathetic.
July 2nd, 2008 at 6:58 amCaryn
I can’t believe someone would actually leave messages like that. It’s scary that he thinks that THAT is a normal message. Who calls someone after 2 minutes of meeting and tells them they better call or else? A lot of people say he needs to get better socialized but all I can say is that man is dangerous and there is some woman who is going to fall under what ever charm he might have and something bad will happen. It makes me very glad I’m no longer single and having to look.
July 2nd, 2008 at 7:33 amShotInTheDark
I find it ironic that he goes on for like a minute questioning whether or not SHE has mental problems…
July 2nd, 2008 at 12:13 pmmaria
Wow. This guy just got his 15 minutes of fame. Now let’s hope he jumps off the bridge.
July 2nd, 2008 at 1:56 pmMelvin Toast
You are all fools. Women positively LOVE men like this. They marry them–and fawn over them–every single day. Women will take a bad but rich “Donald Trump” over a good but middle-income “Maytag Repairman” any day of the week.
July 2nd, 2008 at 2:08 pmNoShariaForMe
He’s a control freak who probably has a long rap sheet for domestic abuse!
This is what happens when you pick up strays off the street…
July 2nd, 2008 at 2:12 pmaaron
what an asshole dude needs to have his dick cut off and stuffed in his ass while being fed shit.
July 2nd, 2008 at 2:13 pmSherryberry
wow!
This guy is crazy. He left an awful long message on that second call to be giving her a deadline to return his call…..what a jerk
this might explain why he’s single again
July 2nd, 2008 at 2:34 pmDmitri
I am not “crazy”, “an asshole”, “a chump” or any of these other things you refer to me as. I am just a very attractive Greek single male that is a catch and thinks every elegant woman in the world wants a piece of me.
July 2nd, 2008 at 3:25 pm-Dmitri
Gladly Not Single
“Now here’s what’s going to happen”
There is nothing wrong with being conceited, narcissistic, pushy & controlling, I guess. If you live in laa laa land…
July 2nd, 2008 at 4:14 pmMara
OOOOO this is HILARIOUS. Im a serb, I had a greek that was interested in me to a fault. 1) he was full of himself (but that was part of his charm because he knew where he could take it and when it was ridiculous) and 2) he was a womanizer—and thats why we remainded friend inspite of his intense frusteration. all of the tan, dark wavy hair-types (greek, russian, eastern european, italian) are the same. they are use to getting what they want, they are oversexed, and if things dont go their way they are prone to tantrums. this guy though—takin it to the next level—in a HUGE way. this guy sounds like a boarderline sociopath—you can hear it in the way his tone changes in the second message. Clearly his mom coddled hiM a little too much as a child—i have a uncle that is kinda psycho in a similar way :P. BEWARE OF DIMITRI! hEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHE!
July 2nd, 2008 at 4:20 pmSCGator
Ummmmmm, think he sees a whole TEAM of psychiatrists……..
July 2nd, 2008 at 4:47 pmJeff
Obviously an Obama supporter…clueless and out of touch!!
July 2nd, 2008 at 4:52 pmMichael
Hey Olga,
Call me, PLEEEEEEZE. I’m not into playing games and women approach me at least 6-7 times a day!
Damn it! You gave me your card and stuff! Oh, and your friends were jealous also.
I’ve got to get back to my movie script.
July 2nd, 2008 at 5:12 pmRegina
Bwhhahhahaaaaa! Let the romance begin! … wait, wait, wait … let the nightmare begin! Oh, my GAWD!!!! here’s how it’s gonna work … I’m gonna stalk yer ass and if I do not receive a phone call back from you … I’m gonna wear yer skin when I dress up like mah motha! … There’s nothin’ wrong with me. By the way, I’m ‘Geek’ and your friends are jealous of you.
Call me … don’t call me!
Bwhhahahhaa, oh, I can’t take it ! I just tinkled my panties!
July 2nd, 2008 at 6:05 pmLurowan
Ummmm…Does this sound like Alec Baldwin??
July 2nd, 2008 at 6:10 pmacg
Further proof that women are generally lousy judges of character or actually like guys who are tools, at least by first impression.
How do you know Olga actually liked him? She probably gave Dimitri her number so he’d go away. Two minutes of talking to him on the street would definitely give her enough time to accurately judge his character, that of an arrogant douchebag.
Olga’s real mistake was not giving out a fake number… cruel but necessary sometimes.
July 2nd, 2008 at 7:25 pmNan
The phone calls were NOT funny, I have meet men like this and they are SCARY. But Jeff calling him an Obama suporter, now that’s FUNNY! ! !
July 2nd, 2008 at 7:27 pmKatie W
Whether or not this voicemail is real, I’ve met guys like this - well, maybe not so sociopathic, but similar. Anyway, if anyone recognizes his voice, please email this site to all his friends. He deserves the humiliation.
And yes, there are not-so-bright women who will fall for a moron like this, but there are plenty of men who fall for the woman who only loves him when he buys her things. There are pathetic people on both sides of the aisle. (Gay and Straight).
July 2nd, 2008 at 7:40 pmJulie E
LOL! This guy should be looking up the psychological profile of a narcissist - his picture would be at the top of the page.
Ladies, let this be a lesson to you. Have a phony set of business cards made up to hand out to the assholes of the world.
July 2nd, 2008 at 7:57 pmFritz
Hey, Jeff: How do you think McCain got Cindy?? A similar pitch, I’m sure.
Conspiracy Theory: Were John McCain and Dimitri separated at birth? The story’s on Entertainment Tonight.
lol.
July 2nd, 2008 at 8:42 pmJody W.
I thought “Mindfreak” meant something else…
July 2nd, 2008 at 9:11 pmLacie
ummm if the man with the screen name dmitri is REALLY dmitri….you should take advice from every single person on this site..lol..i mean really, why do you think you are single?…this all reminds me of that movie…oh crap whats the name…where the really sexy rich guy takes girls to his place and records them while they do it just to see himself and then kills the girls? CREEP
July 2nd, 2008 at 9:19 pmImogen
Here’s how it’s gonna work. Fucking brilliant, I’ve listened to it four times now, and it still makes me laugh. What a knobjockey…
July 2nd, 2008 at 9:40 pmWill
I just wet my pants.
July 2nd, 2008 at 9:50 pmjones
the dimitri remix:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaZhaOvmxB0
July 2nd, 2008 at 10:17 pmScott
This guy is a legend in his own mind. Anyone seen “Sleeping with the Enemy”? Olga baby…this guy’s a riot.
July 2nd, 2008 at 11:03 pmRebecca
This is sad … not even funny. This man needs therapy — desperate, fantasy-land, grandiose issues, then threatening.
Any woman who wants to get rid of an irritating person, giving one’s card, then ignoring them usually works. DUH
July 2nd, 2008 at 11:27 pmkurt
Nut job - avoid at all cost. Any one who thinks so highly of themselves to leave you this kind of a message, will think nothing of you, or your personal welfare.
July 2nd, 2008 at 11:27 pmseamus
LOL his # starts with 416, thats a toronto area code! i live in toronto lol a greek guy writing a script? for what my big fat greek wedding 2????????? lol go back to woodbridge Dimitri!! have fun at taste of danforth a greezy bastard AND ITS ASSUME NOT ASSHUME! dont ASSHUME you sound smart when you say things different…COOL WHOOIP? now say whip WIP now cool whip KEWL WHOOIP
July 2nd, 2008 at 11:39 pmStephanie
Scarrrrrry!!!!
July 3rd, 2008 at 12:16 amwildbill
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSER
July 3rd, 2008 at 1:20 amMary
I have dated a greek, very cute and an awesome guy…but, this guy is going over board. Way out there thinking this woman he spoke to for only 2 minutes is all over him…he needs to get over himself.
July 3rd, 2008 at 1:53 amDD McGee
knobjockey?
July 3rd, 2008 at 4:01 amSomeone
ROFL!!!!!!1
July 3rd, 2008 at 5:35 amCarole
Stay Clear!
Her is the one who needs medication!
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:10 amdeath
dimitri in two days you’ll be s..king a c..k. hell your even in san fran.
your’s hatefuly
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:16 amdeath
Kat
When is the sequel coming out. I’m dying to hear it. This made my Thursday! Loving it!!! LMFAO
” Call me if you have the courage!”
Priceless! ha ha ha ha
July 3rd, 2008 at 1:21 pmmichelle
There is a fine line between ’strong connection’ and ‘i will find a way, and I will have you’(Obsession)Dimitri, it is all well and good to be so forthright with your feelings, intentions, and ‘magnetic’ attraction to this woman. HOWEVER sometimes that same honest approach (non game playing) will result in total depletion of the mystery that women prefer in their courtships….and when the metal door to your ’sugar coated cage’ is creaking in the background any strong intelligent woman will hopefully stand clear. It is one thing to be adored, another thing entirely to be an object of such fierce emotional attraction. (read 9 1/2 weeks if you doubt it)
July 3rd, 2008 at 2:07 pmMarty
He used al my lines in two messages!
July 3rd, 2008 at 2:16 pmjoekratavante
Can someone say insane?
July 3rd, 2008 at 3:48 pmShelby
I can’t believe this guy!
July 3rd, 2008 at 4:53 pmShe gave you a BUSINESS card for a reason. She was just being nice. But no one would ever turn you down, right?……
LOL
Heather
Dang - I think I went out with his “twin” brother Jeff, in Asheville, NC. IDIOTS.
July 3rd, 2008 at 9:34 pmsuddarth
someone here said it this guy probably has women pushing down his door and he is a complete ahole. i never did get that?? how is it that the good guys are always finding a quiet room to themselves
and this guy who obviously needs a good kick to the nuts from behind is probably getting laid right now!
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:49 pmRachel
The movie Dimitri is working on: My Big Fat Greek Ego (written from the prison psych ward).
July 4th, 2008 at 2:29 amDude
OMG what a fucking looser! Sheeeeee’s passive aggressive? LOL
that’s REALLY fucking creepy
he’s the only guy with nothing wrong with him? LMAO I hope he knows what a joke he is online now
July 4th, 2008 at 7:32 amMSB
I just wish all of us ladies would get enough self-esteem that we didn’t ever have to put up with s%&t from a&s holes like this
Olga - grow a pair!
Olga’s friends - Call the cops - don’t post this on the internet because you think it is funny!
July 4th, 2008 at 10:20 ammICHY
OMG - I think I know that voice!
July 4th, 2008 at 8:52 pmRun Olga Run
Lisa
OMG what a TOOL. I am SO fuh king glad I don’t have to DATE! Men today are so emasculated that they ahve to resort to THIS to get a date? Someone get me a blowtorch. I pray to GOD my sons don’t act like such bass turds when they grow up and start dating.
July 4th, 2008 at 9:38 pmDanette
This guy, as with many celebrities need to get a clue the the universe does not revolve around them.
July 5th, 2008 at 12:32 amJason
As sad it might seem to some people, this guy probably does fairly well with women because he’s holding himself to a higher standard and expects the same from other.
Having said that, this guy is over the top and needs to take one of our courses. Check out our website at http://www.lifestyletransformations.com and you’ll see what I mean!
Jason
July 5th, 2008 at 1:35 amBrandy
You people need to quit assuming that all or most women would be all over this guy. We don’t all have such low self esteem that we fall for that crap even most of us don’t. Anyways the guy was a complete moron and someone ought to mail this site to not just his friends but to him as well so that he knows that everyone else knows what a moron he is.
July 5th, 2008 at 4:01 pmRenea
Undoubtedly, this guy has an issue of “what part of not calling you back don’t you get”… he doesn’t need a date… he’s completely in love w/ himself… not enough room for a girl too.l.o.l…well I feel sorry for him (nope I’m lying) actually I feel like I’ve been eavesdropping on a pre-stalker…just walk away (nope I’m lyning again) RUN; I MEAN REALLY FAST…l.o.l…..
July 5th, 2008 at 9:35 pmMrs. G
My husband just gave me this so I can make sure our daughter and all my nieces in college will learn from Olga’s mistake of handing out her phone number to a stranger. Olga, stay smart, listen to your heart young lady, and may God bless.
July 6th, 2008 at 6:37 pmSteve
You got to be kidding. This guy is a loser. RUN>>>
July 7th, 2008 at 2:48 amdidnt he get it he was getting blowen off.
chuckp12
FUnny but fake…who’s answering machine lets anyone talk that long?
July 7th, 2008 at 3:01 amBahl
I couldn’t stand to listen to the end of this! Does this guy have any idea what a HUGE fool he made of himself?!?!? I don’t care how fabulous you think you are, arrogance is the world’s biggest turnoff whether it’s in a friend a co-worker or whatever!! And, no of course he no idea he was being blown off. Who in their right mind would blow off such a self proclaimed “catch”?
Thanks for the laugh!
July 7th, 2008 at 1:40 pmbali12
Too funny! Sheesh!
July 8th, 2008 at 12:13 amjeff
I don’t think this message is real but if it is, this guy needs to go castrate himself if he hasn’t already. He is a flippin idiot! He obviously had a deprived childhood and is just trying to make himself feel special because his parents never did! NEWSFLASH for you buddy, YOU’RE A TOTAL PUDWACKER!!!
July 8th, 2008 at 1:57 amNot Funny.
July 8th, 2008 at 3:09 pmsteve
they should check that guy’s freezer for body parts
July 9th, 2008 at 12:44 amBrent
hahaha…. i want this guys phone number… lol
July 9th, 2008 at 10:04 pmobviously the perfectly normal guy is the American Psycho.
nice post
Jeanne
I think maybe he should get off of that high horse he is riding around on. Talk about being conceded. Olga do yourself a favor and never hand out your business card again after speaking with someone for a very short time. There are crazy and sick people out there and this guy is one of them.
July 10th, 2008 at 4:00 pmDoggyHouse MD
This guy has some really big issue. He’s probably abused by who knows maybe a bad priest or maybe his own dad. But he definitely needs to see doggy houser md. I mean this type of the guy you would see in crime tv where the man killed his woman and stuff like that. You said he’s smart? Yeah, smart assss it is.
July 11th, 2008 at 1:48 amKym
Oh my goodness- what a catch. Olga what is wrong with you? I can’t believe that you didn’t grab the phone and call right back “WAIT- PLEASE- DIMITRI !!!!
July 11th, 2008 at 7:47 pmI’ve been searching my whole life for someone as perfect as YOU!!”
(a perfect ass hole).
Charlie
This is fake! The guy is obviously gay, you can tell from his voice. He’s a closet homosexual, hence his anger and controlling nature, very anal retentive.
July 11th, 2008 at 7:49 pmMark
this is totally getting air play on the radio in the sf bay area.
i’d love to hear how popular he is with the ladies now! loving his delusions!
July 11th, 2008 at 9:22 pmnina
Olga should get the police to watch her apartment IMMEDIATELY. This guy not only has her phone number but her business card so he KNOWS where she works. He’s already—how should I put this delicately—SUPER CRAZY! Not just regular crazy, but drinks dirty bathwater, peanut butter and crack sandwiches, psycho crazy! I sense a good old fashion stalking coming on! He did say his last relationship was LONG DISTANCE a.k.a “She’s got a restraining order against me.” Olga humiliated him by playing these messages on the radio. You just know all of his friends are laughing at him–if he has any friends. Olga get a bodyguard honey, this fool is NUTS!
July 12th, 2008 at 6:47 pmdave
Him calling her passive aggressive was farkin’ rich. Poor guy is obviously gay. There’s no way you can be that gruff about the opposite sex unless you detest it.
July 12th, 2008 at 11:22 pmAngela
Ok I live in South Africa & we’ve heard of this loser here… Im ashamed to admit im also Greek but not a pathetic delusional one… I dont think im above all… Dimitri plz recognise why u r STILL single!
July 13th, 2008 at 12:44 pmCattwmn
OhMyGod - sounds so like a few voice messages I received when I was single. I am hear to tell ya - There ARE people like this out there - men AND women.
She gave him a business card, not her home phone number!
July 13th, 2008 at 11:24 pmtimme
RUN
July 14th, 2008 at 3:06 pmjammy
What a douchebag
July 14th, 2008 at 10:03 pmdirtyjohn
im a greek guy and this just makes things difficult for me.
what a nob head.anyone know what a malaka is?now you do!
July 15th, 2008 at 11:21 am