Misanthropy Today

Pussy Amnesia: Amer. English.<abstract noun>: 1. Forgetting the experience or details of having sex with an ex-girlfriend (or any woman in general) thus making you interested in inviting them over for a movie or “to talk about things” despite your usual better judgment. 2. Forgetting what a girl you once saw naked looks like naked (Sometimes known [...]

If you read Digg, about once a week you’ll see an article about penis size like this one here: http://digg.com/educational/Big_Hands_Big_Feet_Big_Penis Invariably it’s written by some skank,  probably fat, who can write 1500 words about the gentle nuances in penises and how she became an expert by getting drunk at TGI Fridays every night for 4 years [...]

Steve is back, this time telling us what really grinds his gears—A.F. Jay Walkers Who Take Their Sweet Time Crossing The Road You are breaking the law, and impeding traffic. The definition of Impede reads: to retard in movement or progress - thats right, you fucking retard, put a fucking hop in your step [...]

In July California law won’t let you talk on your cell phone while driving. This kid fails his driving test 5 times. Pretty funny watching the instructors lose it. Apparently this is for a hands-free company called parrot.com Here’s some links: Don’t Do Cocaine Video Crapio Bitchen Photo Of Police Cars Chasing A Talk On The [...]

I saw this on TV the other day and shuddered at what a stupid thing it was and tried to forget it.Then tonight i’m using StumbleUpon and I land on this page that some moron thumbed up.Wow Obama and his wife know anciently old urban greetings! They’re real black people! I just peed my [...]

It pisses me off when things that try to help you learn about anything Spanish or Mexican start of like: ” The Gringo’s Guide To… “ There’s a problem with this. Gringo is so silly and cliched and also its not the nicest word. It’s not like the N word or anything. It’s not even like “Wetback”.  [...]

So I saw Jeremy Piven (Ari from Entourage) at the Playboy Mansion the other night at this party I was at. He was trying to bag some Playmate. I sent an email to Drunken Stepfather (which is what you should always do if you have a pic of a celebrity doing something unrespectable) . So maybe [...]