Misanthropy Today

Many years ago, mid to late 90’s there were the “…Ate My Balls” sites. They were sort of the lolcats of the day.  You picked a celebrity and made a jokey page about them eating your balls. Call it a day. You’re hard pressed to actually find one of these nowadays since most of them were [...]

now, if you were teaching creative writing, he asked, what would you tell them? I’d tell them to have an unhappy love affair, hemorrhoids, bad teeth and to drink cheap wine, to keep switching the head of their bed from wall to wall and then I’d tell them to have another unhappy love affair and never to use a silk typewriter ribbon, avoid family picnics or being photographed [...]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080726/ap_on_an/iraq_winning_the_war ZOMG, the terrorists aren’t “too strong, too devoted” as Michael Moore, a better expert on the cheeseburger, once remarked obsequiously (that word means he’s a pussy). No, they’re  useless pussies too who have nothing but radical edicts and violence and nothing else to offer the world. They can’t even fight well and the moral majority has [...]

For You Dimitri And Olga Fans, here’s one about a crazy chick named Sarah and a funny guy Named Davey– sent to me by, somewhat ironically, an ex girlfriend of only a little craziness. Enjoy– af A real exchange b/w friends of a friend May 23, 2008 Dear Davey: I have had a difficult time, over the past [...]

I want to introduce you to a new little feature around here called “Shitbag Of The Week”. It’s where I find a shitbag and bring him in here for a good thourough drubbing and delousing. Today’s guest is: Johnny Depp. Sure you’ve seen him wear a beanie in the summertime in Los Angeles. Sure he owns the [...]

I got an urgent text from my friend Jeremy today. It read:  Somebody crapped the toilet right off the hinges in here. I wrote back and said: Pic or it didn’t happen. It happened. Who at Gorilla Nation Media rocks the shitter that hard? Related: Here’s a link to a site that shows you the proper way to place a toilet [...]