Misanthropy Today

 Ruefully stolen  to reprint here, from the New Yorker,  who has a much bigger budget and should have some sort of anti-copyo technology which I can’t afford and I get crap ripped off all the time. by Yoni Brenner [...]

Be warned, this video is 27 friggin minutes. James Duane explains why innocent people should never talk to the police. For the most part (for very large crimes) it’s true, however for smaller crimes it may be better to speak with them rather than to pull the whole “i want my lawyer” bullshit, which [...]

I’m offering anyone $100 if they can identify the Dmitri from the Olga and Dimtri Voicemail. I’ve done a little research and have a few candidates but nothing solid yet. I need to find the identity of this guy if it’s the last thing I do. Also, i’m offering $250 for a 10 minute interview with Dimitri. [...]

We all love to look at funny GIFs. I’ve been collecting these for awhile and thought it was time to share. Fatty Crashing On A Moped: An old classic. Notice how she rolls away unharmed. A more slender rider would’ve been seriously injured. More lols after the jump…

Tonight I was at work until 8:30 PM and wasn’t able to make some tentative dinner plans I had made over IM with a good friend who wore a dress to my birthday party. I hate it when people I know breathlessly say “omigod i’ve been so busy lately”, as if this should let me know [...]

Hillary, Barack and Rudy. You’re gonna need to find one that looks like a beer can for old Hill’. This  cougar from Sex And The City Newman’s Own, huh? I beg to differ. Not sure who mischa barton is but who’s that naked dude standing behind the bushes? You decide. Jessica Simpson. Please don’t do anything racist here. Jessica Biel. [...]