Morgan Freeman Crashes A Hoopty Car; Gets Divorced

Well known actor and voice-over cheesemaker Morgan Freeman crashed a hoopty-mobile near Memphis. CNN reports that (bold mine):

The actor was injured after a car crash in neighboring Mississippi. Freeman was driving a 1997 Nissan Maxima that authorities said belongs to Meyer when the car veered off a rural road Sunday night a few miles from Freeman’s home in the Mississippi Delta. The car flipped at least twice.

A 1997 Nissan Maxima?!

Man between a rich older brother like him driving a friggin Maxima (if i was a rich older brother, for instance, I wouldn’t drive anything but a Cadillac) and those voice overs on Million Dollar Baby that had the american dairy association nearly threatening a lawsuit, crashing into some hillbilly fence is getting off pretty light.

Oh yeah, his wife also divorced him right after too.

This conversation was heard coming from her house:

That fool ass turkey crashed a what? A motherfucking Maxima.. No class havin motherfucker. Call my lawyer, child, i’m kicking that brother to the curb.

above: a funeral for Morgan Freeman’s membership in the “older black man with quiet dignity who drives a cadillac” society.

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August 7th, 2008

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andyfox1979

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PGK87

1

Morgan Freeman is still getting tail, he’s like 71. Chasing the dream, in a 97′ Maxima.
August 7th, 2008 at 9:39 pm
Bill

2

I passed some brother the other day who looked like Obama in a Chrysler 300 or was it a Dodge Charger??? shit I don’t remember but I would own one of those cars if I was a brother. Morgan Freeman is slipping…
August 8th, 2008 at 5:11 am
Josh

3

That particular body style of Maxima was actually quite nice. Probably not as advanced or well engineered as the newer ones, but certainly nicer looking. You can’t blame the guy for having class.
September 7th, 2008 at 10:21 pm
bert

4

I had a 1997 Maxima (or QX in England) a few years ago. I loved it.

The only problem was that it was so bland looking and anonymous. People used to walk out in front of me all the time while I was driving! Seriously, it was like an invisibility cloak..

So, if you’re a world famous actor getting a bit of ‘back door action’ and you don’t want to be seen.. You can’t do better than a Maxima (until you roll it).
September 8th, 2008 at 6:16 pm