Misanthropy Today

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080825/ap_on_re_mi_ea/iraq_us_pact

Top Story on Yahoo today is that the Iraqi Prime Minister wants foreign troops out by 2011. This triggered something in me that has been brewing for a little while. While I think it was necessary to remove Saddam, his regime and the rest of the Iraqi terrorists, it’s probably time to go now.

Look at this bastard above being presented with  a Mojarra Frita by some checkerheads. (Check out matching burgundy tie white dude in the back sleep-standing FTW)

The funny thing is the tone of it all. This Prime Minister has to play the Arab party line that the US are invaders while our very invasion is what put him in power. Almost impossibly ungrateful.

So while Iraq is making a killing on oil now, we should pack it up and send them a bill for anything tangible (buildings, food, schools, etc).

Removing a terrorist regime on their behalf will be considered a freebie. But you cowards let some asshole take over again and then we’re gonna have to charge you full price.

We’ve passed out enough bread and lead– let them do the rest of the heavy lifting.

After we leave, President McCain should send emails over to Iraq whenever the shit hits the fan.

Nouri-

I read about the suicide bomber in the busy marketplace today. This is why we can’t have anything nice. Sort this shit out immediately. I’ve got General Petraeus on speed dial and my finger is itching.

Hugs,

John

Fellow Republicans, I have mandated that it is okay to take an “Out Of Iraq” stance now. Pass it along.

Think of it like when the bartender comes up to you sheepishly at 1:30 AM and says “Yeah so we’re closing pretty soon so— Hey no rush– just if you could cash out your tabs and…”

This is where we say “I was leaving anyways, this place sucks”.

And that place does suck.

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