Comments on: A Simple Guide For Decoding The Language Of Perpetually Single Women http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/27/a-simple-guide-for-decoding-the-language-of-perpetually-single-women/ Politics, Movies, Women, Dating, Douchebags: Everything That Sucks Wed, 07 Jan 2009 23:28:54 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 hourly 1 By: Deneb http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/27/a-simple-guide-for-decoding-the-language-of-perpetually-single-women/comment-page-1/#comment-2957 Deneb Thu, 11 Dec 2008 09:22:42 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/27/a-simple-guide-for-decoding-the-language-of-perpetually-single-women/#comment-2957 I love this shit. It's the only thing that makes me laugh at the moment. Thanks. :D I love this shit. It’s the only thing that makes me laugh at the moment. Thanks. :D

]]> By: 10 Things I Dislike About Latina Women | Misanthropy Today http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/27/a-simple-guide-for-decoding-the-language-of-perpetually-single-women/comment-page-1/#comment-2899 10 Things I Dislike About Latina Women | Misanthropy Today Wed, 03 Dec 2008 08:08:13 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/27/a-simple-guide-for-decoding-the-language-of-perpetually-single-women/#comment-2899 [...] talk about how “their friends/family are the most important thing to them”. In the words of my loyal reader Horhay: Yeah your 2.5 friends who have pictures of their cats on their myspace page and your half-sister [...] [...] talk about how “their friends/family are the most important thing to them”. In the words of my loyal reader Horhay: Yeah your 2.5 friends who have pictures of their cats on their myspace page and your half-sister [...]

]]> By: Marriage And Engagement In Your Twenties | Misanthropy Today http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/27/a-simple-guide-for-decoding-the-language-of-perpetually-single-women/comment-page-1/#comment-2675 Marriage And Engagement In Your Twenties | Misanthropy Today Mon, 27 Oct 2008 06:22:15 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/27/a-simple-guide-for-decoding-the-language-of-perpetually-single-women/#comment-2675 [...] line that marriage will ruin your life– I guess I can see that, but I also see how being perpetually single can be a life ruiner [...] [...] line that marriage will ruin your life– I guess I can see that, but I also see how being perpetually single can be a life ruiner [...]

]]> By: Juan Ice http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/27/a-simple-guide-for-decoding-the-language-of-perpetually-single-women/comment-page-1/#comment-2043 Juan Ice Wed, 10 Sep 2008 12:48:02 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/27/a-simple-guide-for-decoding-the-language-of-perpetually-single-women/#comment-2043 1 vote for Jorge's numero 18. I have to disagree with his #16 though; girls who utter brainless epithets like "I love music" get to be prom queen or head cheerleader, knocked up before they get out of middle school, and marry for money. Another one: Usually coming from an "older" woman (depending on her p.o.v., this could be anywhere from 25 to 50): "Guys have it easier; while being a bachelor is socially acceptable, women are ostracized for being old maids." 1 vote for Jorge’s numero 18.
I have to disagree with his #16 though; girls who utter brainless epithets like “I love music” get to be prom queen or head cheerleader, knocked up before they get out of middle school, and marry for money.

Another one: Usually coming from an “older” woman (depending on her p.o.v., this could be anywhere from 25 to 50): “Guys have it easier; while being a bachelor is socially acceptable, women are ostracized for being old maids.”

]]> By: andyfox1979 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/27/a-simple-guide-for-decoding-the-language-of-perpetually-single-women/comment-page-1/#comment-2036 andyfox1979 Wed, 10 Sep 2008 08:47:38 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/27/a-simple-guide-for-decoding-the-language-of-perpetually-single-women/#comment-2036 Nice work. Keep em coming, since this is to fill in #16, i'll accept submissions until 9-16-08. Also, even if you dont have one to add, you can vote on one. The comments are numbered. Nice work. Keep em coming, since this is to fill in #16, i’ll accept submissions until 9-16-08.

Also, even if you dont have one to add, you can vote on one. The comments are numbered.

]]> By: Rachel http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/27/a-simple-guide-for-decoding-the-language-of-perpetually-single-women/comment-page-1/#comment-2035 Rachel Wed, 10 Sep 2008 08:21:40 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/27/a-simple-guide-for-decoding-the-language-of-perpetually-single-women/#comment-2035 #16. I don't believe in relationships wtf??? I've heard this one from "feminists" who are just bitchy so I interpret it as: I can't be in a relationship since I am not capable of giving, all I want is someone to adore me, someone who I can control and someone who will buy my bullshit= doormat. #17. I want someone to complete me I am half a person. I am a moron. I don't have a life. #18. All guys are assholes It takes one to know one. I may be really nice but I always fall for the guy that will treat me like shit because of the way I feel about myself. #19. I don't play games I don't know how to play the real game so I am looking for someone who will play MY game. I don't really have any social skills and I hate fun. #20. All of the good ones are taken Just because you socialize with idiots doesn't mean that there aren't any left. Get a life, do things you enjoy and you'll meet a "good one." #21. All men want is sex Duh. All you want is sex too. #22. It's hard to meet men (refer to #20) #23. I don't have time to meet men (with add ons like: I work all the time) Ok. work is your priority. When you are ready to meet someone, you will. #24. I want to meet a guy through friends When you become more open minded and explore other options, you will meet someone. #25. I want a guy with money I don't have a lot going for me and need a guy to fulfill all of my needs with his cash. I'll cheat on him later with some hot dude that I bought... with your money. #16. I don’t believe in relationships
wtf??? I’ve heard this one from “feminists” who are just bitchy so I interpret it as: I can’t be in a relationship since I am not capable of giving, all I want is someone to adore me, someone who I can control and someone who will buy my bullshit= doormat.

#17. I want someone to complete me
I am half a person. I am a moron. I don’t have a life.

#18. All guys are assholes
It takes one to know one. I may be really nice but I always fall for the guy that will treat me like shit because of the way I feel about myself.

#19. I don’t play games
I don’t know how to play the real game so I am looking for someone who will play MY game. I don’t really have any social skills and I hate fun.

#20. All of the good ones are taken
Just because you socialize with idiots doesn’t mean that there aren’t any left. Get a life, do things you enjoy and you’ll meet a “good one.”

#21. All men want is sex
Duh. All you want is sex too.

#22. It’s hard to meet men
(refer to #20)

#23. I don’t have time to meet men (with add ons like: I work all the time)
Ok. work is your priority. When you are ready to meet someone, you will.

#24. I want to meet a guy through friends
When you become more open minded and explore other options, you will meet someone.

#25. I want a guy with money
I don’t have a lot going for me and need a guy to fulfill all of my needs with his cash. I’ll cheat on him later with some hot dude that I bought… with your money.

]]> By: Lili http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/27/a-simple-guide-for-decoding-the-language-of-perpetually-single-women/comment-page-1/#comment-2012 Lili Tue, 09 Sep 2008 01:34:06 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/27/a-simple-guide-for-decoding-the-language-of-perpetually-single-women/#comment-2012 #16. I'm not the jealous type... If you look at another bitch, I'll cut you! #16. I’m not the jealous type…
If you look at another bitch, I’ll cut you!

]]> By: andyfox1979 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/27/a-simple-guide-for-decoding-the-language-of-perpetually-single-women/comment-page-1/#comment-1995 andyfox1979 Mon, 08 Sep 2008 02:35:45 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/27/a-simple-guide-for-decoding-the-language-of-perpetually-single-women/#comment-1995 i'm about to pick a winner. few more submissions pls. so far these have been great i’m about to pick a winner. few more submissions pls. so far these have been great

]]> By: JP http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/27/a-simple-guide-for-decoding-the-language-of-perpetually-single-women/comment-page-1/#comment-1973 JP Sat, 06 Sep 2008 15:56:01 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/27/a-simple-guide-for-decoding-the-language-of-perpetually-single-women/#comment-1973 #16 Never Ever ask me what I want. Just do it. #16 Never Ever ask me what I want. Just do it.

]]> By: Juan Ice http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/27/a-simple-guide-for-decoding-the-language-of-perpetually-single-women/comment-page-1/#comment-1971 Juan Ice Sat, 06 Sep 2008 15:33:46 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/27/a-simple-guide-for-decoding-the-language-of-perpetually-single-women/#comment-1971 Brilliant. Maybe you could officially change the site's name to misogynytoday.com? A redirect maybe? 16. Guys are intimidated by strong, independent women Maybe you're just bossy. On top of that, you're ugly, which makes you a double-whammy. Brilliant. Maybe you could officially change the site’s name to misogynytoday.com? A redirect maybe?

16. Guys are intimidated by strong, independent women

Maybe you’re just bossy. On top of that, you’re ugly, which makes you a double-whammy.

]]> By: VoloAccendo http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/27/a-simple-guide-for-decoding-the-language-of-perpetually-single-women/comment-page-1/#comment-1963 VoloAccendo Fri, 05 Sep 2008 19:48:30 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/27/a-simple-guide-for-decoding-the-language-of-perpetually-single-women/#comment-1963 #16.) I'm a huge flirt ... I hope that doesn't bother you!? I fuck on the first date, and will continue shopping for penis even if we become serious! #16.) I’m a huge flirt … I hope that doesn’t bother you!?

I fuck on the first date, and will continue shopping for penis even if we become serious!

]]> By: mrupskirt http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/27/a-simple-guide-for-decoding-the-language-of-perpetually-single-women/comment-page-1/#comment-1952 mrupskirt Fri, 05 Sep 2008 00:43:25 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/27/a-simple-guide-for-decoding-the-language-of-perpetually-single-women/#comment-1952 DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS? i know i look fat in this, it is too tight and obviously too small for me. i have gained some weight but i am in complete denial about it. what i want is someone else to tell me i look fat so i can take out anger on them that should be directed at myself. DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS?

i know i look fat in this, it is too tight and obviously too small for me. i have gained some weight but i am in complete denial about it. what i want is someone else to tell me i look fat so i can take out anger on them that should be directed at myself.

]]> By: sultryBOB http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/27/a-simple-guide-for-decoding-the-language-of-perpetually-single-women/comment-page-1/#comment-1949 sultryBOB Thu, 04 Sep 2008 20:18:23 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/27/a-simple-guide-for-decoding-the-language-of-perpetually-single-women/#comment-1949 #16. I want someone to take care of me The only way i can feel good about myslef is by starting shit and having two men fight over me #16. I want someone to take care of me

The only way i can feel good about myslef is by starting shit and having two men fight over me

]]> By: JR. http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/27/a-simple-guide-for-decoding-the-language-of-perpetually-single-women/comment-page-1/#comment-1925 JR. Tue, 02 Sep 2008 09:03:04 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/27/a-simple-guide-for-decoding-the-language-of-perpetually-single-women/#comment-1925 #16. I dont like to make plans meaning: I am either sleeping with several guys any of which may pop over at any minute - or - I may meet a guy I want to cornhole me and will not answer your calls "where are you?" while I am being fucked. #16. I dont like to make plans

meaning: I am either sleeping with several guys any of which may pop over at any minute
- or -
I may meet a guy I want to cornhole me and will not answer your calls “where are you?” while I am being fucked.

]]> By: Atif http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/27/a-simple-guide-for-decoding-the-language-of-perpetually-single-women/comment-page-1/#comment-1924 Atif Sat, 30 Aug 2008 22:00:43 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/27/a-simple-guide-for-decoding-the-language-of-perpetually-single-women/#comment-1924 Oh my god your a legend hahaha this is so true! I've been/heard/experienced those situations so much its really nice reading over this and seeing I am not alone. Oh my god your a legend hahaha
this is so true!

I’ve been/heard/experienced those situations so much its really nice reading over this and seeing I am not alone.

]]> By: andyfox1979 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/27/a-simple-guide-for-decoding-the-language-of-perpetually-single-women/comment-page-1/#comment-1923 andyfox1979 Fri, 29 Aug 2008 02:07:29 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/27/a-simple-guide-for-decoding-the-language-of-perpetually-single-women/#comment-1923 Jorge, Amazing. I totally forgot the I love my family/friends line. The best is when its on a myspace page: I LOVE MY FRIENDS!!!!&&&&& Thats like saying: I DRIVE MY CAR!!!&&& or I EAT FOOD!!!! Thanks Jorge, I think you may have won... Jorge,

Amazing. I totally forgot the I love my family/friends line. The best is when its on a myspace page:

I LOVE MY FRIENDS!!!!&&&&&

Thats like saying:
I DRIVE MY CAR!!!&&&
or
I EAT FOOD!!!!

Thanks Jorge, I think you may have won…

]]> By: Horhay http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/27/a-simple-guide-for-decoding-the-language-of-perpetually-single-women/comment-page-1/#comment-1922 Horhay Thu, 28 Aug 2008 22:58:09 +0000 http://www.misanthropytoday.com/2008/08/27/a-simple-guide-for-decoding-the-language-of-perpetually-single-women/#comment-1922 # 16: I LOVE music!!! Wow sweetheart, no shit? You must be one of the 8 people on earth that love music. The rest of us hate that shit. #17: I'm a people person Hmm. Dale Carnegie and Anthony Robbins should be worried that you'll take over their jobs. #18: My friends/family are the most important thing to me Your 2.5 friends who have pictures of their cats on their myspace page and your half-sister who is in rehab? Sure, I'd like to play second fiddle to them. # 16: I LOVE music!!!

Wow sweetheart, no shit? You must be one of the 8 people on earth that love music. The rest of us hate that shit.

#17: I’m a people person

Hmm. Dale Carnegie and Anthony Robbins should be worried that you’ll take over their jobs.

#18: My friends/family are the most important thing to me

Your 2.5 friends who have pictures of their cats on their myspace page and your half-sister who is in rehab? Sure, I’d like to play second fiddle to them.

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