Misanthropy Today

I was cleaning out my comments and one of them said “Shakira Sex Tape” with a very search engine friendly blogspot link. I was very happy to see this. When I saw the link my first thought was “jeez it’s about time”

I mean look at this girl.

Anyways, someone claimed there was a sex-tape that featured Shakira, Alejandro Sanz and Shakira’s boyfriend. A threesome celebrity sex tape would be sort of the crown jewel of celebrity sex tapes, although sort of gross if it was two guys manhandling my poor little Shakira.

She’s only 4′-11″, and i’m really uncomfortable with the idea of two swarthy latin dudes tossing her back and forth like that water balloon game you play at summer camp.

My research found that there is no sex tape with Alejandro Sanz but there may be one with her and her boyfriend. I’ve gotten my hands on some still images of that film.

If you’re over 18 and are comfortable seeing 4 foot 11 babes nakey scroll down.
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While you’re at it check out this song by Alejandro Sanz, one of my favorite’s by him. It’s called “A La Primera Persona”. The lyrics are some of the cheesiest in the history of latin music, which believe me is saying a lot.

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