Misanthropy Today

This afternoon I got an instant message from a deaf online lottery scam person. This is not funny like the Nigerian Scam Conversation I had with Charles Soludo in the Nigeria Calling Part Two post, but I thought i’d reopen a dialogue with Nigeria.

[16:03] Lottoluckywinn: Hello
[16:03] AndyFox1979: hi
[16:03] AndyFox1979: did i win something
[16:04] Lottoluckywinn: Hello am debbie from deaf online lottery and your sn was luckly picked as one of our lucky winner and your sn won $120,000.00
[16:04] AndyFox1979: wow thats great
[16:04] AndyFox1979: WOW THATS GREAT
[16:04] AndyFox1979: deaf joke
[16:15] Lottoluckywinn: Are you ready to claim your money right now ?
[16:16] AndyFox1979: hell yeah im ready. Ok here goes: it’s mine.
[16:17] Lottoluckywinn: What is your full name and address ?
[16:17] AndyFox1979: Andy Fox  #### Catalina St  Los Angeles, Ca ####
[16:18] Lottoluckywinn: How old are you ?
[16:18] AndyFox1979: 29
[16:18] Lottoluckywinn: Do you work ?
[16:19] AndyFox1979: yeah
[16:19] AndyFox1979: im at work now
[16:19] Lottoluckywinn: What kind of work ?
[16:20] AndyFox1979: internet
[16:20] AndyFox1979: why are you taking so long
[16:21] Lottoluckywinn: Well insurance will need your aim password so that your money will be insured
[16:21] AndyFox1979: oh ok, i guess that makes sense… i use my aim password to insure my car also
[16:22] AndyFox1979: my password is foxybaby
[16:22] AndyFox1979: when the police man asks for my insurance i say “foxybaby”
[16:23] AndyFox1979: so tell me more about how i won
[16:23] Lottoluckywinn: Your aim password is wrong okay
[16:23] AndyFox1979: what do you mean
[16:24] AndyFox1979: please explain how my aim password is insuring my money
[16:25] Lottoluckywinn: you have to give me right password so that your money will insured and well delive to your house ok
[16:25] AndyFox1979: i mean, i’d be perfectly willing to say, send you a few hundred dollars to insure my money
[16:25] AndyFox1979: not ok charlie
[16:25] AndyFox1979: my aim password for my other aim account is foxybaby
[16:25] AndyFox1979: this password is very easy to guess
[16:26] Lottoluckywinn: what is your other aim ?
[16:26] AndyFox1979: why do you need to login to my aim to send me the maney
[16:27] Lottoluckywinn: to inusre your money ok
[16:29] AndyFox1979: ok im a fair man
[16:29] AndyFox1979: give me your aim password and then i’ll give you mine
[16:29] AndyFox1979: i promise i wont login to your account or anything
[16:30] Lottoluckywinn: nevr
[16:30] Lottoluckywinn: it seems you don’t need your money you won right
[16:30] AndyFox1979: but i need your password to insure my password
[16:30] AndyFox1979: doesnt that make sense
[16:30] Lottoluckywinn: Bye then
[16:30] AndyFox1979: hey wait
[16:30] AndyFox1979: im a reasonable person
[16:30] AndyFox1979: give me your aim pw pls
[16:31] AndyFox1979: its to insure my aim pw ok
[16:50] AndyFox1979: give me your fucking password now
[16:50] AndyFox1979: the FBI is on the line, they’re tracing your IP
[16:51] AndyFox1979: they will send the local police as soon as the trace is completed
[16:52] AndyFox1979: you must give your password
[16:52] AndyFox1979: or else the police will kick down your door
[16:53] AndyFox1979: :::::: hostname 142.59.23.162 this is officer joel smith, FBI, we’ve begun tracing this IP
[16:53] AndyFox1979: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::hostname 142.59.23.162 he’s using a windows compatible computer, one moment so we can enter on port 25
[16:54] AndyFox1979: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::hostname 142.59.23.162 we’ll delete his entire hard drive, making his computer machine worthless
[16:58] AndyFox1979: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::hostname 142.59.23.162 ping :::::::::::::::::::::::::::hostname 142.59.23.162:::::::::::::::::::::::::::hostname 142.59.23.162 $echo; $pagerhost = ‘pagerhost.9929293.com’;
[16:58] AndyFox1979: $write = ‘pagerhost.server.com/format- C:’;

FTW, the above is not real FBI hacker code, its some bits of PERL used to check your email server mixed with the command to format your C drive in windows.

I tried to scare the scammer but I dont think he really believed it because he didnt write back. To be honest, I feel like an idiot trying to be all hostage negotiator Samuel Jackson with him.

From what i’ve gathered the point of all this is to get your AIM password and then look in your AOL mailbox for credit card, bank info, other passwords, etc

They’d do much better to target yahoo messenger users since nobody uses AOL mail anymore. If you’ve been scammed by this please leave a comment so we can laugh at your simple ways.

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