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I Witnessed A Crime Today (On Google Earth)

So I was cruising down St Andrews Place (southbound, from 3rd street in Hollywood, through Koreatown to Pico boulevard) shadowing the route I took on an apartment search today and I saw something alarming.

google earth crime

You see a swarthy man in a backwards hat and acid washed jeans accosting what looks like a friendly korean lady wearing an orange dress (I don’t condone the dress)  that looked like a Yellow Labrador at first glance.

I stopped my Google Car right there and then, admittedly,  got scared and peeled out.

A few minutes later I got in my real car and drove over there. It seems the situation had resolved itself or maybe that guy had sensed that I was on my way.

Either way, might be a good idea to avoid 630 South St Andrews Place.

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Update:

My (Korean) friend Kelly says “Andy not knowing that Google Earth isn’t in real-time for the win”

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September 13th, 2008

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andyfox1979

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  1. Tom

    andy not knowing the difference between google earth and google maps ftmfl


  2. i think he means google street view.


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