Misanthropy Today

My friends have asked me, “Imam Fox” they say, “before this gets out of hand, I want you to issue a fatwa against the low V neck shirt, as it is against Allah and man and promotes homosexuality.”

I have given this serious consideration. I have looked into the matter and I am hereby issuing this fatwa, written in the blood of 100 homosexuals:

It is written: You are not to wear this garment, the v neck as it is known, especially such a v-shirt including the screenprinting of splattered paint, crazy hellfire and swirley-gigs, cute iconography or a very low diving neck. If worn, you shall be punished by both man and God without mercy or refuge. Do not cry and say “But Imam I am singer-songwriter”. Allah makes no allowance for singer-songwriter.

Inshallah. Imam Andy Fox

Witness this sissy man above. Clearly a European, though a mitigating circumstance if this photograph was taken in America this man should be frontal shirt wedgied, allah willing.

My friends, I have provided instruction for how these infidels and women-men shall be punished.

Brothers, please follow the simple instructions below:

If you want to show your chest, be a man like one George Tom Selleck, a Gentleman respected by both man and bush.

It has been written.

Thank the prophet Mohammed, Alayhis Salam.

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