Bahraini Princess Meriam Al-Khalifa Is Divorced And Hot
I was watching 48 hours today (the news program, not the Eddie Murphy comedy) and it says something about a marine who married a Princess/Sheika from Bahrain and then whisks her out of the country.I think middle eastern chicks are really hot so of course I tune in through the commercial break.
So it turns out this marine is a Mormon, and a colossal prick. While you’re watching you see what a sentimental dope this guy is, reading greeting cards he had sent Meriam, etc. I could tell she thought this guy was a total creep she just wanted out of Arabia. Let me clarify that this chick wasn’t some scared little arabian coquette, before or after leaving Bahrain. She spoke english perfectly and seems like she really likes getting into mischief (I can tell this by looking at a picture or video, if you’re considering a woman for marriage send me in a pic and i’ll tell you).
I’m keep watching this story unfold (48 hours takes the slow boat to china in telling you a story) and while Meriam isn’t totally my type (she’s a little bottom heavy and top light; pear-shape would be the nice way to say it) she is pretty frigging good looking. By this point i’m super pissed and then it says in a faux-sad voice “Meriam and Jason had gotten divorced” because of pressure from her family and that she had “plunged into the Las Vegas Nightlife”. Man, I would’ve liked to plunge into the Las Vegas nightlife with Meriam.
If you’re reading this, and you’re Meriam, or any other Middle Eastern babe and you want to run off with an American guy, I guarantee you your parents would be way more pissed if you ran off with me than with some square mormon marine.
Also let’s give a round of appluase to dbag Jason Johnson for yet another embarassing loss in the war on terror and the US reputation in the Middle East.
MIddle Eastern Guy: My friend, those weak Americans cannot even keep their women out of las vegas nightclub. She probably dance with chocolate face basketball man on regular basis ha ha.
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junkyard
She is not even remotely hot by any stretch of the imagination. She’s got shark teeth and a schnozz like The Cos dude!
September 22nd, 2008 at 3:53 pmandyfox1979
junkyard, as your name suggests, you are a man of refined tastes.
September 22nd, 2008 at 4:07 pmJuan Ice
Oh, snap!
September 24th, 2008 at 10:17 amWolf_2131
Mormon Marine? Blasphemy!
September 26th, 2008 at 11:12 pmShahrzad
I dont see any hotness, except a big nose and strange shape of head and yup, shark teeth?!! She is not beautiful, just a typical girl!
October 2nd, 2008 at 4:18 amFrancisco Chavez
THIS IS THE MOST HUMBLE AND RESPECTABLE LADY YOU WILL EVER MEET!! AND ARRONGANCE LIKE YOURS WILL NOT EFFECT HER… I KNOW THIS PERSON AND WILL ALWAYS BE GREATFUL FOR HER DOINGS.
October 21st, 2008 at 12:44 pmju jitsu king
How funny that you say Jason is a Mormon Square, I bet he would kick the shit out of you. I know him well and im going to post this knowing he would be pissed off at me if i did but oh well.. Meriam is far from a respectable lady, what a joke. Second, none of you loosers know anything about anyone, you cant even comperhend the truth of what really took place, but you will soon.
November 19th, 2008 at 10:47 amandyfox1979
yeah you and jason sound like big pussies who practice UFC on each other; you dont even spell jiu jitsu right you tard.
Meriam is probably not respectable, i can live with that. After all, she was a vegas club skank for awhile.
I will soon?! what do you mean ju jitsu douche?
November 19th, 2008 at 11:22 amDiane
Wow how sad. I really thought it would be a good ending but I guess not. Being of foreign decent I can GUARNTEE you, homegirl saw a free ticket out. Ever heard of Russian mail order brides? yeah 3yrs of marriage, a green card & they are OUT. 99% of foreign bride marriages are FAKE and these girls will go to any lengths to get what they want. What is sad is that Jason’s military career & life were ruined over some teenage girl. But she will never be accepted by her family & possibly be hurt by them. In the end no one won, too sad.
November 28th, 2008 at 4:50 pmmustachio2guns
Not bad andyfox1979. i’ve read several of your posts over just as many serving of booze and they are entertaining but reveal a bit more about yourself than you may know. Like most of us, you just yearn for attention and accolades. You deserve to have them but what do you really want to do with your abilitiies?
Cheers.
December 1st, 2008 at 7:59 pmandyfox1979
hey mustachio.. this is actually a pretty common thing that people say to me, that when they read the stuff I write I seem “sad” or “unhappy” or “angry”, I should address it.
It’s called honesty. Yeah sometimes I am one of those three things, but not usually for very long– but I’m open about it.
Despite all the things that suck, life’s pretty good.
I try to be honest about how I feel on this blog and yanno, I exaggerate or get more pissed off about something just for fun, but most of it is just me being myself, which is something you often can’t be in polite society, corporate America or California. It’s an outlet. It’s funny when I meet people who have read this site they all think I want to talk about things that suck, when I actually have a lot more to talk about than just that and because I burn through most of that kind of stuff here I don’t really have a huge interest in it.
Most stuff that’s honest is fun to read. And when you’re being honest with others you feel pretty good.
Me, i’m trying to be straightforward (only rarely exaggerated) with whomever lands on this blog. Most my friends read it. A lot of strangers read it.
I think that most people who think i’m a certain way based on this dumb blog are projecting. I’m not a stupid person. I realize what this blog’s grand topic is. I understand what a simple person would extrapolate from that.
What do I want to do when I grow up? Gosh I don’t really know.
December 2nd, 2008 at 11:56 amjohn the dog
boom boom boom
December 3rd, 2008 at 3:44 pmsparkle
I’ve actually met her…through a mutual friend. She’s really into the gay club scene here in Vegas (hanging out with gay men, not being a lesbian). She was introduced to me a few times and I couldn’t stand how she acted like she was a princess who didn’t have to remember she’s met me TWICE before. She sucks and she’s not “hot” in comparison to many other Middle Eastern women I’ve seen. Sorry.
Oh yeah…here’s her MySpace.
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=30741809
January 4th, 2009 at 12:48 pm