About Perez Hilton Being Bitch Slapped
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Most people think it’s funny or that Perez had it coming to him for writing nasty stuff about all the celebrities.
Most celebrities have a mental illness to be liked by everyone so for someone like Perez Hilton (who they probably consider to be an overweight computer geek faggot) to make fun of them must be confusing torture to their ego— like when some high school football player struggles to come up with a comeback to a clever remark made to them by some bookish nerd.
I don’t think Perez is super talented or anything but if anything he helps these celebrities careers by giving them so much coverage. It’s a simple game, he stalks them and they act like they don’t want to be stalked.
He writes nasty shit about them and they act indignant. One hand washes the other. His treatment of them is not taken seriously by anyone and only adds to their celebrity.
In a sense, they are operating on a completely different plane and celebrities should realize that and relax.
I don’t think hitting people is a good way to respond to words.
I don’t write about celebrities* but if I did i’d hate to get punched by some Chris Rock looking motherfucker like Will.I.AM while a bunch of his loser bodyguards look on over it.
Even people I know or in my social circle who disagree with some of the stuff I write here or think it’s in bad taste still seem to know that it’s just joking around and if it’s not i’m just one stupid asshole and it’s my opinion.
Its funny how people are so stupid.
The same people on my Facebook page who think it’s great that Perez got clocked for his freedom of speech were yesterday talking about those poor Iranian students and their freedom of speech being punished with an iron fist. With no sense of irony whatsoever.
Also:
My friend and Celebrity Blogger Drunken Stepfather was at the event and i’m going to interview him in the next day or so about the incident and celebrity blogging in general.
*except Ashley Olsen, Al Gore, Meriam Al-Khalifa, OctoMom, Wanda Sykes, Quddus From TRL, Paula Abdul, Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp, and Cesar Milan
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I don’t think perez deserves to be attacked for his gossip. I agree with you that his free speech should be protected. However, his nasty and completely unwarranted attacks on Carrie Prejean certainly earned him a punch in the mouth. Men should stand up for women when they are being treated so disrespectfully. I doubt that was will what’s- his- face’s intent, but he had that coming one way or another.
He doesn’t deserve to be slapped for his gossip but he does deserve it for impersonating an effeminate badger. He’s been twittering other celebs in a sad bastard type way asking for their sympathies. YOU only got a slap, you weren’t bum raped. Jesus where I live a slap is a show of effection. No I’m not in jail.
John Mayer and Perez are going at it hammer and tongs and its most amusing to read. The last thing you call a Black Man is a homo. First of all he will kick your ass or get his large cortege of gold chain wearing friends to slap you. Do not ever hold up a piece of fried chicken and then set fire to it. This is a declaration of war.
One more bit of advice for Hilton is. Stop posting pictures of yourself looking moody or sad. This is like a child begging for a plaster when hurt his finger.
And another thing: stop saying nasty things about that Gorgeous Irish Rose Lindsay Lohan. Then messaging her on twitter about how sad it is that MJ is dead.
Because of Lohan I have been able to maintain my feeble errection. I learned that Michael Jackson was dead from her and I realised that even ugly women have a chance to sleep with beautiful women ie Samantha Ronson.
I love her more than I love breasts.
I love his “Ï’m the victim” look in that pic. Yeah, he’s a lecherous douchbag, but he’s good at it and makes money doing it. That I respect. better than living a respectable and honorable life and having the world shit all over you. GD this world sucks sometimes..attitude is everything?…meh…go f urself.
Nope.
He’s a fucking dork and sometimes mouthy little dorks need to get their asses beat by bullies so they know their place.
PLUS He got that fine-ass Miss CA shit on because she tried to exhibit her own freedom of speech and then he goes and calls Will.I.Am a “faggot”. Just for the simple fact that I’ll never see Carrie Prejean’s rockin’ ass titties because of his obviously put-on crusade against homosexual intolerance, I’m all for him getting slapped around by some Shaquille Oneal looking motherfucker.
Yeah thats all fine and good until you come home and find that same Shaquille Oneal Looking Motherfucker (hereafter SOLM) in your bed and your wife is bringing him a glass of fresh squeezed lemonade.
Then you’re all “I demand that you get out of my bed now sir” and SOLM is all “who’s this whiney cracker?”.
I forgot what happens after that.