Comments on: About Perez Hilton Being Bitch Slapped

By: andyfox1979

andyfox1979 — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 01:57:50 +0000

Yeah thats all fine and good until you come home and find that same Shaquille Oneal Looking Motherfucker (hereafter SOLM) in your bed and your wife is bringing him a glass of fresh squeezed lemonade.

Then you’re all “I demand that you get out of my bed now sir” and SOLM is all “who’s this whiney cracker?”.

I forgot what happens after that.

By: Stretchnuts

Stretchnuts — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 00:18:35 +0000

Nope.

He’s a fucking dork and sometimes mouthy little dorks need to get their asses beat by bullies so they know their place.

PLUS He got that fine-ass Miss CA shit on because she tried to exhibit her own freedom of speech and then he goes and calls Will.I.Am a “faggot”. Just for the simple fact that I’ll never see Carrie Prejean’s rockin’ ass titties because of his obviously put-on crusade against homosexual intolerance, I’m all for him getting slapped around by some Shaquille Oneal looking motherfucker.

By: Larry

Larry — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 07:21:02 +0000

I love his “Ï’m the victim” look in that pic. Yeah, he’s a lecherous douchbag, but he’s good at it and makes money doing it. That I respect. better than living a respectable and honorable life and having the world shit all over you. GD this world sucks sometimes..attitude is everything?…meh…go f urself.

By: billyshootspatrick

billyshootspatrick — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 17:01:48 +0000

And another thing: stop saying nasty things about that Gorgeous Irish Rose Lindsay Lohan. Then messaging her on twitter about how sad it is that MJ is dead.
Because of Lohan I have been able to maintain my feeble errection. I learned that Michael Jackson was dead from her and I realised that even ugly women have a chance to sleep with beautiful women ie Samantha Ronson.
I love her more than I love breasts.

By: billyshootspatrick

billyshootspatrick — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 16:58:12 +0000

He doesn’t deserve to be slapped for his gossip but he does deserve it for impersonating an effeminate badger. He’s been twittering other celebs in a sad bastard type way asking for their sympathies. YOU only got a slap, you weren’t bum raped. Jesus where I live a slap is a show of effection. No I’m not in jail.
John Mayer and Perez are going at it hammer and tongs and its most amusing to read. The last thing you call a Black Man is a homo. First of all he will kick your ass or get his large cortege of gold chain wearing friends to slap you. Do not ever hold up a piece of fried chicken and then set fire to it. This is a declaration of war.
One more bit of advice for Hilton is. Stop posting pictures of yourself looking moody or sad. This is like a child begging for a plaster when hurt his finger.