An Introduction To New Science
I’d like to start a discussion for ordinary people to engage in something i’ll call “Noo Science”. Noo rhymes with “new”, I am just aware that there’s a term “New Science” already and i’m not sure what it means.
The prescribed scientific route to discovering new ideas follows the process below, sometimes called the Scientific Method:
- Define the question
- Gather information and resources (observe)
- Form hypothesis
- Perform experiment and collect data
- Analyze data
- Interpret data and draw conclusions that serve as a starting point for new hypothesis
- Publish results
- Retest (frequently done by other scientists)
Anyhow, I want to start a new kind of science where people just make up hypothesis based on their gut feelings and then argue about it using personal attacks and physical threats.
For example: My friend Mike believes that things that people really want to happen, in some way, happen. For instance, Mike claims, his son didn’t come out mongo because he was absolutely sure that he didn’t want a retarded child whereas maybe other people feel they would be ok with a retarded child. He really believes this.
Ok. Now me: I believe that insects are tiny video cameras and they document everyones lives for later viewing. I’m serious too. Look around, theres always insects somewhere, and there has to be a reason for that. To take it a step further, maybe other animals too. To prove this, only really self absorbed people have pets, so they are really just adding another, larger, camera to their life-movie.
Also, one time I had this box full of various drugs and a Saturday afternoon to burn so I started eating the various drugs, painting pictures and drinking liquor.
I was having a ball.
Then a friend stopped by with a girl he wanted me to meet, saw the shape I was in and after listening to me explain something very important (maybe the thing above about the bugs=video cameras) he spirited her out of my apartment.
“Andy is a scientist”, He said to clear up any confusion she had about this madman she had just met.
Discuss.
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You are what you believe.
How could anything happen that you dont know could happen?
Could an ocean linear crash into you right now?
That would be darn fantastical if it did, it would make headlines around the world.
Wouldn’t that death be grand.
But you instinctually know that will never happen and so it never does.
Millions of other miracles and bizarre things do happen everyday to people looking for them. I got attacked by birds walking to work today, who would of thought?
How could you even perceive something if you do not know what it is?
How would you define it, understand it, see it?
Perception is the glasses to what is real, put on a new perspective, see new realities.
Notice the increase in smoking related deaths after we defined smoking as bad?
Or how about the sudden increase in autism after we define carcinogens that create it.
The NOCEBO is as powerful as PLACEBO
http://skepdic.com/nocebo.html or http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nocebo
A diagnosis is a label / definition that you wear with you forever. Memory can’t be erased, only forgotten. I want a virus that erases memory. Imagine a world where everyone forgets. You ask someone in parking lot, is that your porsche 911, they say I don’t know, why dont you take it for a spin. Next thing you know, you finish BEING in the porsche, engaging with the road and the sky with the top down, you park the car somewhere, leaving the keys in the car, you go to the next state of BEING, and someone else comes along and enjoys the car.
Lets create a giant game of geo cacheing with all our items of possession. Imagine if you could get enough people playing that game what great things would come of it. We could call it forgetitworld.com, and once you sign up you get everyones address and code to their home/car/etc. And you can see everything they have, if its not being used, its free reign.
Back to the stuff going on…
Stuff is “happening” all around you but you just don’t see it, you don’t hear it, you don’t feel it. Insects are documenting things everywhere, and so are the bacteria, and so are the birds and the trees and the clouds.
When you realize you are the birds and the trees, you can actually remember being them.
Consciousness is a single moving moment of reality sampled from the infinite.
There is a parallel universal dimension where I was cool with the mongo, but not this consciousness that I am now.
We choose or it chooses for us.
Which do you prefer?
Mike~ When can we get together and exchange addresses and security codes, etc. ? I am dying to see what you have that I can use. I’m so looking forward to “being” with your things. Love,(because I already know I love you) Lisa
Mike, you wanted to walk into an attacking flock of birds?
Life gives us what we ask for.. to an extent. But we don’t have the genius to be able to handle the full control of our shared universe.
Mike~ Birds, schmirds! I am eagerly awaiting the list of items that you are going to forget you own, and the date, time and place we are meeting.
Mike is 14 years old and just smoked his first joint
This “New Science” sounds like all that “Law of Attraction” bullshit that Oprah was so enamored with a year or so ago. I was waiting to hear about the “Million Little Pieces”-esque follow-up in which Ms. Winfrey would realize what a massive tool she had been, but alas, that never happened.
Just wishing something will happen will not make it so. If you want something to happen, then go apply your will to the problem and make it happen. If it’s something that can’t be changed, then you’ll just have to learn to accept the world the way it is.