Bear Suit Guy At Burning Man
Hey I do requests apparently:
So theres this guy at burning man who dresses in a bear suit and goes around dicking almost every chick there.

Some key points:
- The bear suit is not like the type that are made to look like a real bear. It’s the type that looks like a tall skinny cartoon bear.
- It’s a two piece bear suit, meaning the legs are like pants and the chest-arms part is like a shirt but thicker and fuzzier. The head is removable. He pulls the pants-part down slightly when he lays pipe.
- The interesting part of this is the psychology of it: twitty burning man girls forget that its a real guy in there so to them spreading their legs for the bear suit guy is like kissing an amusement park character in a photo.
- This guy probably gets his bear suit dry cleaned.
- Bear Suit Guy is a trooper: he’s up early and lays indiscriminate pipe around the clock.
- Bear Suit Guy may actual be several guys who rotate the costume; I just realized my lone shooter theory is pretty dumb but somehow made the story more interesting to me, and probably to you too. I’m willing to kill a good story in the name of verity.
- When not dipping his wick, Bear Suit Guy is often seen dancing (badly), drinking water and mooching food.
- Bear suit guy is a non-smoker but likes to do drugs (obviously).
- I hate Bear Suit Guy for some reason.
The Above Photo is a photo of a guy at burning man in a bear suit, but not our culprit. If anyone finds photos of possible suspects please post them in the comments section and i’ll try to ID him.
ADDENDUM: Bear suit guy probably poked this chick:

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Maybe it’s John Mayer. Its the only possible explanation for why he gets any.
http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdaily/index.php/2006/10/12/why-would-john-mayer-wear-a-bear-suit-for-sheryl-crow/
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maybe
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Burning Man rox. You don’t even know what it is about
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No I have a pretty good idea what it’s about.. And I heard this year is gonna suck because all of the real estate dbags who made a bunch of money are gonna be there, encroaching on the dot com yuppies territory.
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I’ve been to Burning Man three years in a row. I like to show up in my class As and tell people I’m recruiting. if there’s anything hippies can’t stomach, it’s the United States Marine Corps.
Semper Fi.
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hoorah
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I don’t even know what Burning Man is about.
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Burning Man is scary…
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You’d hate it, you shouldn’t go…
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