Cardiac Arrest Is Bullshit

Friday, 03 Jul 2009

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If you’ve been reading about Michael Jackson and how he died and you might be wondering why nobody will just call it a fucking drug overdose.

It’s being referred to as “Cardiac Arrest”.

What does Cardiac Arrest mean? It means your heart stops.

I’ll take questions now.

Pete Pelmo: So Andy, technically doesn’t everyone die of Cardiac Arrest?

Andy: Yep.

Pete Pelmo: Bitchen! I’m gonna die just like Michael Jackson did!

Andy: I think you’re missing the point Pete.

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Reader's Comments

1. 

   Why so hard to believe? 50 year old man, under an immense debt load, decides to do a world tour and the stress gives him a heart attack. Not unreasonable. Probably popped on him in rehearsal while he was trying to hit those notes he used to be able to hit when he was young.

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2. Paul on 04 Jul 2009 8:41 pm
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   dumb ass he was a drug addict on drugs that make you unconscious andmake your lungs stop working called respiratory depression.

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4. Brian_luby on 04 Jul 2009 9:44 pm
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   thats what happened he did to much because his faggot child molesting self couldnt cope with his horrible life. oh no im rich and c razy and i need drugs to cope with life. what a loser

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6. Brian_luby on 04 Jul 2009 9:46 pm
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   Now Micheal has been struck down he shall become more powerful than you can ever imagine.
   Cardiac arrest
   Respiratory depression
   Drug over dose

   Does it matter? If it were average joe nobody would care except when immediate family are within earshot.

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8. MISANTHROPIST on 08 Oct 2009 2:25 am