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Hating Everyone Since 2005 ………….(This Could Take Awhile)
10 Mar 2012
Hi Guys
If you're wondering why I haven't written anything in the past few months or why you've come here so many times to find the ...
advice, internet, love, odd, philosophy, relationships, sex, technology, web, women
31 Jan 2012
I'm hearing a bit about Facebook Fatigue, and I've seen it before. Lord have I seen it before.
Perhaps you remember Mypspace, and remember the main ...
advice, douchebags, humor, web
20 Jan 2011
I hate corporate-speak and i'll be writing a full post about that at some point but I take particular exception to the term
Best Practices
So your ...
advice, dating, douchebags, humor, internet, relationships
27 Dec 2010
On January 1st I will give up Facebook.
I’m not quitting Facebook because I enjoy it so much that it overtakes my life, but because I ...
advice, philosophy, relationships
22 Dec 2010
Dear Misanthropist-
Im writing an essay for school due after the break about the Holidays (Christmas here) and the topic I've chosen is whether Christmas has ...
16 Dec 2010
Aside from drinking battery acid in my basement and depriving myself of simple pleasures like sex and fast food I also enjoy watching some of ...
14 Mar 2010
You've seen it before.
It starts out as a Facebook post..
Fig 1. An Actual Facebook post from one of the author's sub-mental friends
If they say they're ...
advice, douchebags, misanthropy, philosophy
01 Jan 2010
Jesus Christ i've heard people make this statement so many times.
The problem with saying this is that religion, by its definition and motives, requires organization.
Religion ...
advice, douchebags, humor, liberals, misanthropy, philosophy
16 Sep 2009
There's a lot said nowadays about "awareness" and "raising awareness" as if this is the best way to solve the world's problems.
The background on the ...
advice, humor, liberals, philosophy, politics
31 Aug 2009
People seem to like my ground-breaking ideas so I decided to share another one which might help both our government and the medical industry at ...
advice, humor, odd, technology
27 Aug 2009
If you like warm and cold water at your fingertips and are distrustful of Brita and their pitcher filter chicanery, or if you work in ...
advice, los angeles, philosophy, relationships, web, women
20 Jul 2009
via EyeWeekly
Imagine a day in the life of a couple you probably know. He’s 27 years old, and she’s 26. They wake up beside ...
advice, los angeles, misanthropy, women
20 Jul 2009
Get in minor accident
Move the fuck over to the side of the road
That's it. Two simple steps. No CSI isn't going to come chalk the ...
advice, celebrity, politics, recession
01 Jul 2009
People shouldn't swindle others out of money but you probably also shouldn't expect to make huge, unlikely profits from the wealth you already have without ...
advice, douchebags, marketing, recession
14 Jun 2009
Hamburgers are not supposed to be cute.
Regulate yourselves. Buy a 1500 calorie cookie pack and separate it into 15 servings.
Overnight everyone is serving these ...
advice, humor, philosophy, recession
14 Jun 2009
Every restaurant and fast food stand is offering Starbucks style coffees and coffee drinks--- and they're excited that they've nimbly noticed this cultural trend and ...
advice, dating, douchebags, humor, los angeles, love, misanthropy, sex, women
05 Jun 2009
This is in response to my friend Victoria's site, MyVeryWorstDate.com. Here's my story.
Anyhow while thinking about it I thought of this nightmare date I had ...
