19 Sep 2009
God we've all been in situations like this and received these kinds of emails. Girls are such freaks. Remember if you ...
advice, douchebags, humor, liberals, misanthropy, philosophy
16 Sep 2009
There's a lot said nowadays about "awareness" and "raising awareness" as if this is the best way to solve the world's problems.
The background on the ...
advice, humor, liberals, philosophy, politics
31 Aug 2009
People seem to like my ground-breaking ideas so I decided to share another one which might help both our government and the medical industry at ...
advice, humor, odd, technology
27 Aug 2009
If you like warm and cold water at your fingertips and are distrustful of Brita and their pitcher filter chicanery, or if you work in ...
advice, los angeles, philosophy, relationships, web, women
20 Jul 2009
via EyeWeekly
Imagine a day in the life of a couple you probably know. He’s 27 years old, and she’s 26. They wake up beside ...
advice, los angeles, misanthropy, women
20 Jul 2009
Get in minor accident
Move the fuck over to the side of the road
That's it. Two simple steps. No CSI isn't going to come chalk the ...
advice, celebrity, politics, recession
01 Jul 2009
People shouldn't swindle others out of money but you probably also shouldn't expect to make huge, unlikely profits from the wealth you already have without ...
30 Jun 2009
By Carl Mayer
Every one knows that women all receive their period at the exact same time during the vernal equinox at the stroke of ...
advice, sex, technology, women
24 Jun 2009
This was submitted by a fella named Carl Mayer. It's pretty hilarious. Please welcome Carl. --- AF
I can't recall the name of this stupid little ...
advice, douchebags, marketing, recession
14 Jun 2009
In this moment in time, in addition to the whole specialty coffee craze is an obsession with small, dry, toppingless burgers called Sliders.
These little burgers ...
advice, humor, philosophy, recession
14 Jun 2009
Every restaurant and fast food stand is offering Starbucks style coffees and coffee drinks--- and they're excited that they've nimbly noticed this cultural trend and ...
advice, dating, douchebags, humor, los angeles, love, misanthropy, sex, women
05 Jun 2009
I was looking at my stats and saw an increase in traffic coming from Victoria's site, MyVeryWorstDate.com. I hope it becomes a macro-blogging UGC site ...
19 May 2009
A young neighbor and friend of mine named RC Collins asked me if he could weigh in on a situation that he believes the public ...
advice, douchebags, humor, misanthropy, web
14 May 2009
I've transferred the three posts from an ill-conceived spinoff site called WhoIHate.com over to MisanthropyToday.com, probably where they should've been to begin with. The quality ...
14 May 2009
Steve had "Pfft" as his status message on AIM.
Andy: is that pfft like pshaw or like a barely audible fart?
RecordsCanKill: i don't know yet
RecordsCanKill: its ...
13 May 2009
I'm wearing a pair of Banana Republic trousers, brown.
They are sort of like dress pants but more casual. I'm not sure what this model of ...
09 May 2009
I've come to understand that everyone, after a difficult relationship (family, work, friend, romantic), seeks out revenge by behaving in the exact way that they ...