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Sliders Are Stupid, Little Burgers

Sliders Are Stupid, Little Burgers

advice, douchebags, marketing, recession

14 Jun 2009
Hamburgers are not supposed to be cute. Regulate yourselves. Buy a 1500 calorie cookie pack and separate it into 15 servings. Overnight everyone is serving these ...

Iced Coffee Is Not Some Cool New Thing

Iced Coffee Is Not Some Cool New Thing

advice, humor, philosophy, recession

14 Jun 2009
Every restaurant and fast food stand is offering Starbucks style coffees and coffee drinks--- and they're  excited that they've nimbly noticed this cultural trend and ...

Worst Date Ever: Coldstone Creamery

Worst Date Ever: Coldstone Creamery

advice, dating, douchebags, humor, los angeles, love, misanthropy, sex, women

05 Jun 2009
This is in response to my friend Victoria's site, MyVeryWorstDate.com. Here's my story. Anyhow while thinking about it I thought of this nightmare date I had ...

 
There’s A Serial Killer Killing All The Rappers

There’s A Serial Killer Killing All The Rappers

advice, celebrity, music

19 May 2009
A young neighbor and friend of mine named RC Collins asked me if he could weigh in on a situation that he believes the public ...

How Do You Spell A Fart Phoenetically?

How Do You Spell A Fart Phoenetically?

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14 May 2009
Steve had "Pfft" as his status message on AIM. Andy: is that pfft like pshaw or like a barely audible fart? RecordsCanKill: i don't know yet RecordsCanKill: its ...

Small Pocket Inside Right Pants Pocket?

Small Pocket Inside Right Pants Pocket?

advice, odd

13 May 2009
I'm wearing a pair of Banana Republic trousers, brown. They are sort of like dress pants but  more casual. I'm not sure what this model of ...

 
Getting Revenge On Yourself

Getting Revenge On Yourself

advice, dating, philosophy

09 May 2009
I've come to understand that everyone, after a difficult relationship (family, work, friend, romantic), seeks out revenge by behaving in the exact way that they ...

Tips For Dealing With Homeless People

Tips For Dealing With Homeless People

advice, douchebags

28 Apr 2009
By Larry "Stretchnuts" Haggerty 1.  Don't Do The Fake Front Pocket Pat Down When I ask you cheapskates for money and you just pat the front of ...

Facebook? More Like Lunchbook

Facebook? More Like Lunchbook

advice, misanthropy, web

13 Apr 2009
The movement is picking up steam. Scroll to the bottom to find out how you can join the protest against Lunchbook. Join the lunchbook facebook ...

 
People Who Drink Chardonnay Are Creeps

People Who Drink Chardonnay Are Creeps

advice, reviews, women

13 Apr 2009
Chardonnay sucks. That it's an awful wine is common knowledge and is not even debatable. Anytime I see someone drinking it I usually hate the drinker beforehand ...

What Your Ex Girlfriend Is Up To

What Your Ex Girlfriend Is Up To

advice, dating, humor, philosophy, women

07 Apr 2009
I got an email from a reader: Hey Andy Fox!! Ive followed your site here for a while now and I go to Texas A&M and ...

Sunday Mixed Tape: Breakup Songs

Sunday Mixed Tape: Breakup Songs

advice, music, relationships, women

05 Apr 2009
I've been meaning to make a mixed tape to share on here for awhile now, so I grabbed a Mixed CD titled "Camping CD #4" ...

 
10 Very Worst Date Things Not To Do

10 Very Worst Date Things Not To Do

advice, dating, sex, web

24 Mar 2009
My friend Victoria started a site about bad dates. Victoria is a pretty accomplished old-media writer. I didn't include Victoria in my dating asian women ...

Steve Martin Is Not Funny On SNL

Steve Martin Is Not Funny On SNL

advice, humor, reviews

22 Mar 2009
Something about comedians getting old makes them not funny. Steve Martin was especially unfunny here on SNL tonight. He just looked old and out of touch. ...

The Saigon Whore Who Bit My Nose Off (Dating Asian Women)

The Saigon Whore Who Bit My Nose Off (Dating Asian Women)

advice, dating, douchebags, humor, relationships, sex

16 Mar 2009
Today I heard some thing about Online Dating on NPR and and it was hosted by an asian woman. My internal dialogue was wondering when she ...

 
The Recession Is Not Some Cool New Dance

The Recession Is Not Some Cool New Dance

advice

15 Mar 2009
Great article here The Recession Is Not A Lifestyle Choice. Reminds me a bit of my recession culture article of which I wrote a part II ...

what a dick.

what a dick.

advice, dating, misanthropy

15 Mar 2009
A Canadian reader named Caleb often regales me with funny stories of him dealing with babes up in Canada.  He wrote a great review of ...

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