Hating Everything Since 2005 ………….(This Could Take Awhile)


advice, douchebags, marketing, recession
14 Jun 2009
Hamburgers are not supposed to be cute.
Regulate yourselves. Buy a 1500 calorie cookie pack and separate it into 15 servings.
Overnight everyone is serving these ...
advice, humor, philosophy, recession
14 Jun 2009
Every restaurant and fast food stand is offering Starbucks style coffees and coffee drinks--- and they're excited that they've nimbly noticed this cultural trend and ...
advice, dating, douchebags, humor, los angeles, love, misanthropy, sex, women
05 Jun 2009
This is in response to my friend Victoria's site, MyVeryWorstDate.com. Here's my story.
Anyhow while thinking about it I thought of this nightmare date I had ...
19 May 2009
A young neighbor and friend of mine named RC Collins asked me if he could weigh in on a situation that he believes the public ...
14 May 2009
Steve had "Pfft" as his status message on AIM.
Andy: is that pfft like pshaw or like a barely audible fart?
RecordsCanKill: i don't know yet
RecordsCanKill: its ...
13 May 2009
I'm wearing a pair of Banana Republic trousers, brown.
They are sort of like dress pants but more casual. I'm not sure what this model of ...
09 May 2009
I've come to understand that everyone, after a difficult relationship (family, work, friend, romantic), seeks out revenge by behaving in the exact way that they ...
28 Apr 2009
By Larry "Stretchnuts" Haggerty
1. Don't Do The Fake Front Pocket Pat Down
When I ask you cheapskates for money and you just pat the front of ...
13 Apr 2009
The movement is picking up steam. Scroll to the bottom to find out how you can join the protest against Lunchbook.
Join the lunchbook facebook ...
13 Apr 2009
Chardonnay sucks.
That it's an awful wine is common knowledge and is not even debatable.
Anytime I see someone drinking it I usually hate the drinker beforehand ...
advice, dating, humor, philosophy, women
07 Apr 2009
I got an email from a reader:
Hey Andy Fox!! Ive followed your site here for a while now and I go to Texas A&M and ...
advice, music, relationships, women
05 Apr 2009
I've been meaning to make a mixed tape to share on here for awhile now, so I grabbed a Mixed CD titled "Camping CD #4" ...
24 Mar 2009
My friend Victoria started a site about bad dates. Victoria is a pretty accomplished old-media writer. I didn't include Victoria in my dating asian women ...
22 Mar 2009
Something about comedians getting old makes them not funny.
Steve Martin was especially unfunny here on SNL tonight. He just looked old and out of touch. ...
advice, dating, douchebags, humor, relationships, sex
16 Mar 2009
Today I heard some thing about Online Dating on NPR and and it was hosted by an asian woman.
My internal dialogue was wondering when she ...
15 Mar 2009
Great article here The Recession Is Not A Lifestyle Choice.
Reminds me a bit of my recession culture article of which I wrote a part II ...
15 Mar 2009
A Canadian reader named Caleb often regales me with funny stories of him dealing with babes up in Canada. He wrote a great review of ...
