Misanthropy Today

Because If You Don’t Hate Others Nobody Else Will

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In An effort to make Misanthropy Today a more funny blog I randomized the homepage since most of my new articles are pretty craptastic. Turns out everyone hated it. Ok have it your way. It's back to normal now.
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I Can’t Believe Jay Z Hits This

I Can’t Believe Jay Z Hits This

celebrity, dating, misanthropy, music, women

22 Sep 2009
I might be a little late to dinner on this one, but shit... I love how she dances all dramatically and with the hand gestures. What ...

The numerous betrayals of the Transformers franchise

The numerous betrayals of the Transformers franchise

celebrity, humor

27 Aug 2009
Captain Scumbone submitted this to me a long time ago. I have been busy/lazy and just put it and his tiny photos up. It's funny. ...

Michael Jackson Death Ruled A Homicide

Michael Jackson Death Ruled A Homicide

celebrity

25 Aug 2009
Quickly: How is it a homicide when it's common knowledge that you've begged every doctor in Los Angeles for hardcore prescription drugs? Even in death ...

 
Why Dane Cook Sucks And Is Unfunny

Why Dane Cook Sucks And Is Unfunny

celebrity, douchebags, humor, reviews

14 Aug 2009
I've mentioned how I think Dane Cook sucks and is unfunny before but I read something about him this morning on my morning internet hike ...

Sebastian’s Burbank On Kitchen Nightmares

Sebastian’s Burbank On Kitchen Nightmares

celebrity, douchebags, los angeles, misanthropy

24 Jul 2009
This episode of Kitchen Nightmares is one of the best i've ever seen. I was literally shaking with misanthropic ecstasy while watching this show. If ...

Racist Cops In Cambridge?

Racist Cops In Cambridge?

celebrity, douchebags, liberals, politics

23 Jul 2009
I agree with President Obama that it was a waste of time and money to arrest Professor Louis Gates since: He was in his own house He ...

 
Hells Kitchen Season 6 Premeire: Bug Eyes And Angry Whigger

Hells Kitchen Season 6 Premeire: Bug Eyes And Angry Whigger

celebrity, humor, los angeles

22 Jul 2009
Hell's Kitchen is one of my favorite shows for some reason and season six started last night. I don't really like any of the new ...

What’s With Obama Talking Like A Black Preacher?

What’s With Obama Talking Like A Black Preacher?

celebrity, politics

17 Jul 2009
The brother Barack Obama whipped the NAACP crowd into a frenzy in this video with his testifying and "telling it like it is". Everything he's ...

Dimitri The Lover Is Back In Business!

Dimitri The Lover Is Back In Business!

celebrity, dating, douchebags, humor, relationships, sex, women

14 Jul 2009
A reader shared the return of Dimitri the lover /the stud (Olga's voicemail friend). I actually called a Dimitri in Canada who was according to ...

 
Artie Lange Scores A Dui In New Jersey

Artie Lange Scores A Dui In New Jersey

celebrity

10 Jul 2009
I got SiriusXM again and have been listening to Howard Stern again. Artie Lange was supposedly on the wagon and had kicked heroin and booze. After ...

Cardiac Arrest Is Bullshit

Cardiac Arrest Is Bullshit

celebrity

03 Jul 2009
If you've been reading about Michael Jackson and how he died and you might be wondering why nobody will just call it a fucking drug ...

I Knew I Liked Tori Spelling For A Reason (Huge Aereolas)

I Knew I Liked Tori Spelling For A Reason (Huge Aereolas)

celebrity, humor, misanthropy, women

01 Jul 2009
By Skippy Stalin I’ve always wanted to sexually humiliate Tori Spelling. There, I finally said in public. It usually doesn’t go over very well when I ...

 
On Nature, Misguided Iconography, And Me Giving Lydia Guevara The Meat

On Nature, Misguided Iconography, And Me Giving Lydia Guevara The Meat

celebrity, douchebags, humor, misanthropy, politics, women

01 Jul 2009
This is written by a guy who goes by the name Skippy Stalin and writes at Postcards Of The Hanging. He says he's a fan ...

I Don’t Feel Very Sorry For Bernie Madoff’s Victims

I Don’t Feel Very Sorry For Bernie Madoff’s Victims

advice, celebrity, politics, recession

01 Jul 2009
People shouldn't swindle others out of money but you probably also shouldn't expect to make huge, unlikely profits from the wealth you already have without ...

The Truth Behind Billy Mays Death

The Truth Behind Billy Mays Death

celebrity, humor

30 Jun 2009
By Dan Yanofsky "HI, BILLY MAYS HERE!" Words we thought we'd never hear again. Many of you have been tricked by the liberal media into thinking that the ...

 
About Perez Hilton Being Bitch Slapped

About Perez Hilton Being Bitch Slapped

celebrity, web

24 Jun 2009
[caption id="attachment_1590" align="aligncenter" width="350" caption="It shouldn't hurt to wear v-necks"][/caption] Most people think it's funny or that Perez had it coming to him for writing nasty ...

Obama Did A Great Job In His Cairo Speech, A Republican’s Opinion

Obama Did A Great Job In His Cairo Speech, A Republican’s Opinion

celebrity, politics, web

04 Jun 2009
This wasn't the namby-pamby speech I was expecting. I'm starting to like Obama. Here's a link to the video: Obama Speech In Cairo To The Arab World Here ...

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