Misanthropy Today

One of my best friends, Jeremy, got engaged yesterday. Stop by his site Mongo Nation and say congratulations. Jeremy, sorry to use this as blog fodder– really i’m just sorting it out in my own mind. When he first told me, it was a shock. I was like “Wait my friends don’t do that”. Then it occurred to [...]

This commercial is just the best. Emmit Smith, Keith Hernandez, Clyde “the glide” Drexler— all sports legends, now aging. The Just For Men people and their creative agency make some of the most moral commercials on Television right now. This is so timely— when everyone is fashionably wearing a beard or a mustache— a television commercial [...]

I was cleaning out my comments and one of them said “Shakira Sex Tape” with a very search engine friendly blogspot link. I was very happy to see this. When I saw the link my first thought was “jeez it’s about time” I mean look at this girl. Anyways, someone claimed there was a sex-tape that featured [...]

Some people have emailed me to ask if I could describe the sound. Please listen to this audio below, it’s the closest to it that I could find on the web, but it was like 3X longer in duration: I was at Whole Foods (some dumb hippy store) in West Hollywood once for a business [...]