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		<title>I Can&#8217;t Believe Jay Z Hits This</title>
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I might be a little late to dinner on this one, but shit&#8230;

I love how she dances all dramatically and with the hand gestures. What a woman. She has like so much to work with: that body, the hair, the face, the voice. Her pretending to rock out like in a band doesn&#8217;t look silly [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The numerous betrayals of the Transformers franchise</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 00:24:37 +0000</pubDate>
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Captain Scumbone submitted this to me a long time ago. I have been busy/lazy and just put it and his tiny photos up. It&#8217;s funny. AF



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Were you one of the few moviegoers intelligent enough to be enraged, deafened and bored simultaneously by Michael Bay&#8217;s latest billion-dollar crapsplosion? I was. I was also a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Michael Jackson Death Ruled A Homicide</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 08:32:52 +0000</pubDate>
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Quickly: 
How is it a homicide when it&#8217;s common knowledge that you&#8217;ve begged every doctor in Los Angeles for hardcore prescription drugs? 
Even in death celebrities get special treatment. An ordinary person would&#8217;ve be called suicidal&#8211; or just a drug addict. Let&#8217;s make some new laws or regulations that make it harder for regular people [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why Dane Cook Sucks And Is Unfunny</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2009 17:20:08 +0000</pubDate>
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I&#8217;ve mentioned how I think Dane Cook sucks and is unfunny before but I read something about him this morning on my morning internet hike (I like to call fucking off on the internet new verby terms, surfing is so 90&#8217;s) and I got so pissed that I bicycled over to my blog and decided [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sebastian&#8217;s Burbank On Kitchen Nightmares</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2009 11:04:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
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This episode of Kitchen Nightmares is one of the best i&#8217;ve ever seen. I was literally shaking with misanthropic ecstasy while watching this show. If you haven&#8217;t seen it yet please watch it above and then continue reading. 
The focus is a Burbank, California restaurant called &#8220;Sebastian&#8217;s&#8221; where Gordon meets a stocky, new englander named [...]]]></description>
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