Misanthropy Today

1. Most Of My Friends Are Guys I’ve remained friends with many men that i’ve slept with and also keep several “hopefulls” around who I don’t find attractive in one way or another but probably will once you and I break up. You’ll rest easy dating me knowing that you’ve probably met the guy I’ll [...]

I got this in my email today from my friend in San Francisco, thought I should share it. Pretty funny— this dude Dmitri (Dimitri)  leaves two pathetic voicemails for this Olga chick he met on the curb and talked to for 2 minutes. Hilarious. Further proof that women are generally lousy judges of character or actually like [...]

Pussy Amnesia: Amer. English.<abstract noun>: 1. Forgetting the experience or details of having sex with an ex-girlfriend (or any woman in general) thus making you interested in inviting them over for a movie or “to talk about things” despite your usual better judgment. 2. Forgetting what a girl you once saw naked looks like naked (Sometimes known [...]

Special Guest Post By 80’s Rob. i don’t know why, but i think it’s either the political climate or olympic fever or yellow fever that is compelling me to find a chinese girl to sleep with. I remember years ago when my friend Andy (who runs this site) was with some Korean girl and made [...]

I got an email over the weekend. It made me think of my friend Chris Yeh, who recently started a blog called Ask The Harvard MBA. I told Chris that i’d be starting the Ellsworth Toohey of advice sites soon. He laughed. Anyhow I get this message: To: andyfox1979@yahoo.com From: xxxxxxx1986@xxxxx.com Subject: Relationship Advice Hi Andy [...]

Tom Oatmeal is back, this time looking for love. AF Hi there! How are you? I’m good! I certainly can’t complain about the nice weather here. Do you like my “letter from camp” style opening? You don’t!? Well gee whiz, I don’t know what to tell you! I’m new to communicating!