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In An effort to make Misanthropy Today a more funny blog I randomized the homepage since most of my new articles are pretty craptastic. Turns out everyone hated it. Ok have it your way. It's back to normal now.
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I Can’t Believe Jay Z Hits This

I Can’t Believe Jay Z Hits This

celebrity, dating, misanthropy, music, women

22 Sep 2009
I might be a little late to dinner on this one, but shit... I love how she dances all dramatically and with the hand gestures. What ...

Meet Girls At A Bar

Meet Girls At A Bar

dating, los angeles, sex, women

28 Jul 2009
So you've decided you want to meet girls at a bar. See all the guys in every bar you go to? Yep, exact same thing on ...

Dimitri The Lover Is Back In Business!

Dimitri The Lover Is Back In Business!

celebrity, dating, douchebags, humor, relationships, sex, women

14 Jul 2009
A reader shared the return of Dimitri the lover /the stud (Olga's voicemail friend). I actually called a Dimitri in Canada who was according to ...

 
Worst Date Ever: Coldstone Creamery

Worst Date Ever: Coldstone Creamery

advice, dating, douchebags, humor, los angeles, love, misanthropy, sex, women

05 Jun 2009
I was looking at my stats and saw an increase in traffic coming from Victoria's site, MyVeryWorstDate.com. I hope it becomes a macro-blogging UGC site ...

Getting Revenge On Yourself

Getting Revenge On Yourself

advice, dating, philosophy

09 May 2009
I've come to understand that everyone, after a difficult relationship (family, work, friend, romantic), seeks out revenge by behaving in the exact way that they ...

What Your Ex Girlfriend Is Up To

What Your Ex Girlfriend Is Up To

advice, dating, humor, philosophy, women

07 Apr 2009
I got an email from a reader: Hey Andy Fox!! Ive followed your site here for a while now and I go to Texas A&M and ...

 
10 Very Worst Date Things Not To Do

10 Very Worst Date Things Not To Do

advice, dating, sex, web

24 Mar 2009
My friend Victoria started a site about bad dates. Victoria is a pretty accomplished old-media writer. I didn't include Victoria in my dating asian women ...

Girlfriend Al Pacino Sex Dream

Girlfriend Al Pacino Sex Dream

celebrity, dating, humor

24 Mar 2009
It's great when you have an honest and open relationship and your girlfriend feels comfortable telling you about sex dreams. Well until she tells you ...

The Saigon Whore Who Bit My Nose Off (Dating Asian Women)

The Saigon Whore Who Bit My Nose Off (Dating Asian Women)

advice, dating, douchebags, humor, relationships, sex

16 Mar 2009
Today I heard some thing about Online Dating on NPR and and it was hosted by an asian woman. My internal dialogue was wondering when she ...

 
what a dick.

what a dick.

advice, dating, misanthropy

15 Mar 2009
A Canadian reader named Caleb often regales me with funny stories of him dealing with babes up in Canada.  He wrote a great review of ...

Marriage, Engagement And Being Single In Los Angeles

Marriage, Engagement And Being Single In Los Angeles

advice, celebrity, dating, douchebags, los angeles, love, relationships, women

26 Oct 2008
One of my best friends, Jeremy, got engaged yesterday. Stop by his site Mongo Nation and say congratulations. Jeremy, sorry to use this as blog fodder-- really ...

I’ll Be Whatever I Wanna Do

I’ll Be Whatever I Wanna Do

dating, humor, misanthropy, women

24 Sep 2008
Chris White just started blogging with a site called DonkeyEatingAWaffle check out his site, add it to your RSS feed, etc. I promise you it ...

 
Bahraini Princess Meriam Al-Khalifa Is Divorced And Hot

Bahraini Princess Meriam Al-Khalifa Is Divorced And Hot

dating, douchebags, love, sex, women

21 Sep 2008
I was watching 48 hours today (the news program, not the Eddie Murphy comedy) and it says something about a marine who married a Princess/Sheika ...

Send An Email To A Girl You Met At A Bar or Party Video

Send An Email To A Girl You Met At A Bar or Party Video

advice, dating, humor, love, sex

10 Sep 2008
I love lev yilmaz and tales of mere existence. Ok, so here's one on how to send an email to a woman you met at ...

Olga and Dmitri Funny Voicemail

Olga and Dmitri Funny Voicemail

dating, humor, misanthropy, women

27 Jun 2008
I got this in my email today from my friend in San Francisco, thought I should share it. Pretty funny--- this dude Dmitri (Dimitri)  leaves two ...

 
Misanthropy Today’s Word Of The Day: Pussy Amnesia

Misanthropy Today’s Word Of The Day: Pussy Amnesia

dating

18 Jun 2008
Pussy Amnesia: Amer. English.<abstract noun>: 1. Forgetting the experience or details of having sex with an ex-girlfriend (or any woman in general) thus making you interested ...

i don’t know why, but i think it’s either the political climate or olympic fever or yellow fever that is compelling me to find a chinese girl to sleep with

i don’t know why, but i think it’s either the political climate or olympic fever or yellow fever that is compelling me to find a chinese girl to sleep with

dating, humor

21 Apr 2008
Special Guest Post By 80's Rob. i don't know why, but i think it's either the political climate or olympic fever or yellow fever ...

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