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		<title>I Can&#8217;t Believe Jay Z Hits This</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 22:03:12 +0000</pubDate>
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I might be a little late to dinner on this one, but shit&#8230;

I love how she dances all dramatically and with the hand gestures. What a woman. She has like so much to work with: that body, the hair, the face, the voice. Her pretending to rock out like in a band doesn&#8217;t look silly [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Meet Girls At A Bar</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 16:06:31 +0000</pubDate>
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So you&#8217;ve decided you want to meet girls at a bar.
See all the guys in every bar you go to? Yep, exact same thing on their minds. You&#8217;re not exactly coming up with new ideas here.
Keep in mind this is not as easy as it seems and I know before you turned 21 you thought [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dimitri The Lover Is Back In Business!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 19:42:44 +0000</pubDate>
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A reader shared the return of Dimitri the lover /the stud (Olga&#8217;s voicemail friend). I actually called a Dimitri in Canada who was according to another reader, The Dimitri, and tried to interview him but he denied being the same Dimitri but did say he was a pretty adept hunter of the Canadian Beaver. If [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Worst Date Ever: Coldstone Creamery</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2009 16:44:24 +0000</pubDate>
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I was looking at my stats and saw an increase in traffic coming from Victoria&#8217;s site, MyVeryWorstDate.com. I hope it becomes a macro-blogging UGC site like fmylife or one of those. I&#8217;ve gotta come up with an idea for a fun site one of these days.


Anyhow while thinking about it I thought of this nightmare [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Getting Revenge On Yourself</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 May 2009 14:19:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
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I&#8217;ve come to understand that everyone, after a difficult relationship (family, work, friend, romantic), seeks out revenge by behaving in the exact way that they were harmed in that relationship.
For instance, women who&#8217;ve have been flagrantly cheated on by their boyfriends, often seek revenge by&#8230; becoming sluts.
I believe that we pay by the sin, and [...]]]></description>
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