Hating Everyone Since 2005 ………….(This Could Take Awhile)


douchebags, internet, liberals, politics
04 Oct 2011
You were probably wondering where your favorite misanthrope was while this latest hippie bullshit du jour was going on. I was where all of the ...
advice, douchebags, humor, web
20 Jan 2011
I hate corporate-speak and i'll be writing a full post about that at some point but I take particular exception to the term
Best Practices
So your ...
05 Jan 2011
I know these maps are supposed to be funny, but I can't help to notice the undercurrent of useless Anti-Americanism, bewildering European-Supremacy and bi-lateral hypocrisy.
These ...
conservatives, douchebags, liberals, philosophy, politics, recession
27 Dec 2010
I was discussing some new ideas I had on illegal immigration with some family members in Arizona over the Christmas Holiday. They have very rigid ...
advice, dating, douchebags, humor, internet, relationships
27 Dec 2010
On January 1st I will give up Facebook.
I’m not quitting Facebook because I enjoy it so much that it overtakes my life, but because I ...
douchebags, humor, liberals, technology
12 Dec 2010
Why do people sign emails with things like:
Peace and Love
Peace
Peace and Best Wishes
?
I mean, if your writing an email to a list of world leaders, ...
14 Mar 2010
You've seen it before.
It starts out as a Facebook post..
Fig 1. An Actual Facebook post from one of the author's sub-mental friends
If they say they're ...
advice, douchebags, misanthropy, philosophy
01 Jan 2010
Jesus Christ i've heard people make this statement so many times.
The problem with saying this is that religion, by its definition and motives, requires organization.
Religion ...
17 Oct 2009
by crackpipe
This is only a small-scale example, but give me a break, Yahoo. How about one line: "Thanks, we'll pass it on to quality control."? ...
douchebags, misanthropy, politics, reviews, technology, women
12 Oct 2009
I was inspired to write my opinion on why San Francisco sucks by this post, written by a Twitter Programmer named Alex Payne.
I don't like ...
advice, douchebags, humor, liberals, misanthropy, philosophy
16 Sep 2009
There's a lot said nowadays about "awareness" and "raising awareness" as if this is the best way to solve the world's problems.
The background on the ...
celebrity, douchebags, los angeles, misanthropy
24 Jul 2009
This episode of Kitchen Nightmares is one of the best i've ever seen. I was literally shaking with misanthropic ecstasy while watching this show. If ...
celebrity, douchebags, liberals, politics
23 Jul 2009
I agree with President Obama that it was a waste of time and money to arrest Professor Louis Gates since:
He was in his own house
He ...
celebrity, douchebags, humor, misanthropy, politics, women
01 Jul 2009
This is written by a guy who goes by the name Skippy Stalin and writes at Postcards Of The Hanging. He says he's a fan ...
advice, douchebags, marketing, recession
14 Jun 2009
Hamburgers are not supposed to be cute.
Regulate yourselves. Buy a 1500 calorie cookie pack and separate it into 15 servings.
Overnight everyone is serving these ...
advice, dating, douchebags, humor, los angeles, love, misanthropy, sex, women
05 Jun 2009
This is in response to my friend Victoria's site, MyVeryWorstDate.com. Here's my story.
Anyhow while thinking about it I thought of this nightmare date I had ...
15 May 2009
I was watching the Angels Vs. Redsox last night and the Angels home uniforms are fucking appalling.
It's like a sleeveless Larry The Cable guy white ...
