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In An effort to make Misanthropy Today a more funny blog I randomized the homepage since most of my new articles are pretty craptastic. Turns out everyone hated it. Ok have it your way. It's back to normal now.
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Welcome to 2009

Welcome to 2009

douchebags, internet, web

17 Oct 2009
by crackpipe This is only a small-scale example, but give me a break, Yahoo. How about one line: "Thanks, we'll pass it on to quality control."? ...

Why San Francisco Sucks

Why San Francisco Sucks

douchebags, misanthropy, politics, reviews, technology, women

12 Oct 2009
I was inspired to write my opinion on why San Francisco sucks by this post, written by a Twitter Programmer named Alex Payne. I don't like  ...

I Want To Raise Awareness About Not Raising Awareness Anymore

I Want To Raise Awareness About Not Raising Awareness Anymore

advice, douchebags, humor, liberals, misanthropy, philosophy

16 Sep 2009
There's a lot said nowadays about "awareness" and "raising awareness" as if this is the best way to solve the world's problems. The background on the ...

 
Why Dane Cook Sucks And Is Unfunny

Why Dane Cook Sucks And Is Unfunny

celebrity, douchebags, humor, reviews

14 Aug 2009
I've mentioned how I think Dane Cook sucks and is unfunny before but I read something about him this morning on my morning internet hike ...

Sebastian’s Burbank On Kitchen Nightmares

Sebastian’s Burbank On Kitchen Nightmares

celebrity, douchebags, los angeles, misanthropy

24 Jul 2009
This episode of Kitchen Nightmares is one of the best i've ever seen. I was literally shaking with misanthropic ecstasy while watching this show. If ...

Racist Cops In Cambridge?

Racist Cops In Cambridge?

celebrity, douchebags, liberals, politics

23 Jul 2009
I agree with President Obama that it was a waste of time and money to arrest Professor Louis Gates since: He was in his own house He ...

 
Dimitri The Lover Is Back In Business!

Dimitri The Lover Is Back In Business!

celebrity, dating, douchebags, humor, relationships, sex, women

14 Jul 2009
A reader shared the return of Dimitri the lover /the stud (Olga's voicemail friend). I actually called a Dimitri in Canada who was according to ...

On Nature, Misguided Iconography, And Me Giving Lydia Guevara The Meat

On Nature, Misguided Iconography, And Me Giving Lydia Guevara The Meat

celebrity, douchebags, humor, misanthropy, politics, women

01 Jul 2009
This is written by a guy who goes by the name Skippy Stalin and writes at Postcards Of The Hanging. He says he's a fan ...

Sliders Are Stupid, Little Burgers

Sliders Are Stupid, Little Burgers

advice, douchebags, marketing, recession

14 Jun 2009
In this moment in time, in addition to the whole specialty coffee craze is an obsession with small, dry, toppingless burgers called Sliders. These little burgers ...

 
Matthews Housewarming Party

Matthews Housewarming Party

douchebags, humor, internet, web

08 Jun 2009
I found this on some site. It might be olden but its new to me. I found it here.  It's pretty funny-- AF From: David Thorne Date: ...

Worst Date Ever: Coldstone Creamery

Worst Date Ever: Coldstone Creamery

advice, dating, douchebags, humor, los angeles, love, misanthropy, sex, women

05 Jun 2009
I was looking at my stats and saw an increase in traffic coming from Victoria's site, MyVeryWorstDate.com. I hope it becomes a macro-blogging UGC site ...

Sleeveless Baseball Jerseys?

Sleeveless Baseball Jerseys?

douchebags

15 May 2009
I was watching the Angels Vs. Redsox last night and the Angels home uniforms are fucking appalling. It's like a sleeveless Larry The Cable guy white ...

 
I Hate Reply-All Terrorist Co-Workers

I Hate Reply-All Terrorist Co-Workers

advice, douchebags, humor, misanthropy, web

14 May 2009
I've transferred the three posts from an ill-conceived spinoff site called WhoIHate.com over to MisanthropyToday.com, probably where they should've been to begin with.  The quality ...

Hipster Grifter Karin Ferrell Can Grift Me (Updated)

Hipster Grifter Karin Ferrell Can Grift Me (Updated)

celebrity, douchebags, internet, odd

02 May 2009
Update: So people have called for a fundraiser to help Free Kari Farrell get out of jail, so i made one. Please go donate a few ...

Tips For Dealing With Homeless People

Tips For Dealing With Homeless People

advice, douchebags

28 Apr 2009
By Larry "Stretchnuts" Haggerty 1.  Don't Do The Fake Front Pocket Pat Down When I ask you cheapskates for money and you just pat the front of ...

 
The Saigon Whore Who Bit My Nose Off (Dating Asian Women)

The Saigon Whore Who Bit My Nose Off (Dating Asian Women)

advice, dating, douchebags, humor, relationships, sex

16 Mar 2009
Today I heard some thing about Online Dating on NPR and and it was hosted by an asian woman. My internal dialogue was wondering when she ...

Twitter And The N Word

Twitter And The N Word

douchebags, liberals, technology

27 Feb 2009
I search for weird things sometimes. I often search twitter for my blog's name, my company's name, etc. After the election I searched for "Barack Obama" to ...

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