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The Occupy Wall Street Movement Is Really A Very Stupid Thing

The Occupy Wall Street Movement Is Really A Very Stupid Thing

douchebags, internet, liberals, politics

04 Oct 2011
You were probably wondering where your favorite misanthrope was while this latest hippie bullshit du jour was going on. I was where all of the ...

Can We Stop Using The Term “Best Practices” In Business? It’s Stupid

Can We Stop Using The Term “Best Practices” In Business? It’s Stupid

advice, douchebags, humor, web

20 Jan 2011
I hate corporate-speak and i'll be writing a full post about that at some point but I take particular exception to the term Best Practices So your ...

The “What The US Looks Like To Europeans” Maps

The “What The US Looks Like To Europeans” Maps

douchebags, politics

05 Jan 2011
I know these maps are supposed to be funny, but I can't help to notice the undercurrent of useless Anti-Americanism, bewildering European-Supremacy and bi-lateral hypocrisy. These ...

 
Is Mexico The Next China?

Is Mexico The Next China?

conservatives, douchebags, liberals, philosophy, politics, recession

27 Dec 2010
I was discussing some new ideas I had on  illegal immigration with some family members in Arizona over the Christmas Holiday. They have very rigid ...

Why I Am Quitting Facebook (And going back to Myspace)

Why I Am Quitting Facebook (And going back to Myspace)

advice, dating, douchebags, humor, internet, relationships

27 Dec 2010
On January 1st I will give up Facebook. I’m not quitting Facebook because I enjoy it so much that it overtakes my life, but because I ...

My Do People Put The Word “Peace” In Their Email Signatures?

My Do People Put The Word “Peace” In Their Email Signatures?

douchebags, humor, liberals, technology

12 Dec 2010
Why do people sign emails with things like: Peace and Love Peace Peace and Best Wishes ? I mean, if your writing an email to a list of world leaders, ...

 
I Hate People Who Have Pets

I Hate People Who Have Pets

advice, douchebags

14 Mar 2010
You've seen it before. It starts out as a Facebook post.. Fig 1. An Actual Facebook post from one of the author's sub-mental friends If they say they're ...

I’m Not Into Organized Religion

I’m Not Into Organized Religion

advice, douchebags, misanthropy, philosophy

01 Jan 2010
Jesus Christ i've heard people make this  statement so many times. The problem with saying this is that religion, by its definition and motives, requires organization. Religion ...

Welcome to 2009

Welcome to 2009

douchebags, internet, web

17 Oct 2009
by crackpipe This is only a small-scale example, but give me a break, Yahoo. How about one line: "Thanks, we'll pass it on to quality control."? ...

 
Why San Francisco Sucks

Why San Francisco Sucks

douchebags, misanthropy, politics, reviews, technology, women

12 Oct 2009
I was inspired to write my opinion on why San Francisco sucks by this post, written by a Twitter Programmer named Alex Payne. I don't like  ...

I Want To Raise Awareness About Not Raising Awareness Anymore

I Want To Raise Awareness About Not Raising Awareness Anymore

advice, douchebags, humor, liberals, misanthropy, philosophy

16 Sep 2009
There's a lot said nowadays about "awareness" and "raising awareness" as if this is the best way to solve the world's problems. The background on the ...

Sebastian’s Burbank On Kitchen Nightmares

Sebastian’s Burbank On Kitchen Nightmares

celebrity, douchebags, los angeles, misanthropy

24 Jul 2009
This episode of Kitchen Nightmares is one of the best i've ever seen. I was literally shaking with misanthropic ecstasy while watching this show. If ...

 
Racist Cops In Cambridge?

Racist Cops In Cambridge?

celebrity, douchebags, liberals, politics

23 Jul 2009
I agree with President Obama that it was a waste of time and money to arrest Professor Louis Gates since: He was in his own house He ...

On Nature, Misguided Iconography, And Me Giving Lydia Guevara The Meat

On Nature, Misguided Iconography, And Me Giving Lydia Guevara The Meat

celebrity, douchebags, humor, misanthropy, politics, women

01 Jul 2009
This is written by a guy who goes by the name Skippy Stalin and writes at Postcards Of The Hanging. He says he's a fan ...

Sliders Are Stupid, Little Burgers

Sliders Are Stupid, Little Burgers

advice, douchebags, marketing, recession

14 Jun 2009
Hamburgers are not supposed to be cute. Regulate yourselves. Buy a 1500 calorie cookie pack and separate it into 15 servings. Overnight everyone is serving these ...

 
Worst Date Ever: Coldstone Creamery

Worst Date Ever: Coldstone Creamery

advice, dating, douchebags, humor, los angeles, love, misanthropy, sex, women

05 Jun 2009
This is in response to my friend Victoria's site, MyVeryWorstDate.com. Here's my story. Anyhow while thinking about it I thought of this nightmare date I had ...

Sleeveless Baseball Jerseys?

Sleeveless Baseball Jerseys?

douchebags

15 May 2009
I was watching the Angels Vs. Redsox last night and the Angels home uniforms are fucking appalling. It's like a sleeveless Larry The Cable guy white ...

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