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		<title>I Hate People Who Have Pets</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Mar 2010 18:45:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
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You&#8217;ve seen it before.
It starts out as a Facebook post..

Fig 1. An Actual Facebook post from one of the author&#8217;s sub-mental friends


If they say they&#8217;re thinking about doing something they&#8217;ve already decided, this is just step one in a series of events that will lead to a sad, neglected pet. I&#8217;ll get to that sequence [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Not Into Organized Religion</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jan 2010 07:19:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
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Jesus Christ i&#8217;ve heard people make this  statement so many times.
The problem with saying this is that religion, by its definition and motives, requires organization.
Religion is an organized set of beliefs, texts, rituals and responsibilities for it&#8217;s members to follow.
Cherrypicking sanitized (and usually contextless) portions of religious thought or principles from different religions doesn&#8217;t make [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Welcome to 2009</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Oct 2009 00:13:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>crackpipe</dc:creator>
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by crackpipe
This is only a small-scale example, but give me a break, Yahoo. How about one line: &#8220;Thanks, we&#8217;ll pass it on to quality control.&#8221;?  Security policies help prevent some threats at the cost of slowing down processes and adding additional, potentially annoying, layers. It&#8217;s worth it when it&#8217;s necessary. So often lately, and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why San Francisco Sucks</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 09:35:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
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I was inspired to write my opinion on why San Francisco sucks by this post, written by a Twitter Programmer named Alex Payne.
I don&#8217;t like  San Francisco, because as a city, it&#8217;s dishonest.
We&#8217;ve heard about the free-thinking liberalism, the summer of love, the open-mindedness, the marvelous gay influence on the city&#8217;s culture&#8212; and how well [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Want To Raise Awareness About Not Raising Awareness Anymore</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 13:35:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
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There&#8217;s a lot said nowadays about &#8220;awareness&#8221; and &#8220;raising awareness&#8221; as if this is the best way to solve the world&#8217;s problems.
The background on the awareness movement stems from the fact that at some point protesty, do-gooder type folks started to feel a little ineffective wearing their &#8220;End World Hunger!&#8221; or &#8220;Fight Racism!&#8221; slogan shirts [...]]]></description>
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