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		<title>Welcome to 2009</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Oct 2009 00:13:08 +0000</pubDate>
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by crackpipe
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		<title>Why San Francisco Sucks</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 09:35:03 +0000</pubDate>
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I was inspired to write my opinion on why San Francisco sucks by this post, written by a Twitter Programmer named Alex Payne.
I don&#8217;t like  San Francisco, because as a city, it&#8217;s dishonest.
We&#8217;ve heard about the free-thinking liberalism, the summer of love, the open-mindedness, the marvelous gay influence on the city&#8217;s culture&#8212; and how well [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Want To Raise Awareness About Not Raising Awareness Anymore</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 13:35:44 +0000</pubDate>
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There&#8217;s a lot said nowadays about &#8220;awareness&#8221; and &#8220;raising awareness&#8221; as if this is the best way to solve the world&#8217;s problems.
The background on the awareness movement stems from the fact that at some point protesty, do-gooder type folks started to feel a little ineffective wearing their &#8220;End World Hunger!&#8221; or &#8220;Fight Racism!&#8221; slogan shirts [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why Dane Cook Sucks And Is Unfunny</title>
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I&#8217;ve mentioned how I think Dane Cook sucks and is unfunny before but I read something about him this morning on my morning internet hike (I like to call fucking off on the internet new verby terms, surfing is so 90&#8217;s) and I got so pissed that I bicycled over to my blog and decided [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sebastian&#8217;s Burbank On Kitchen Nightmares</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2009 11:04:23 +0000</pubDate>
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This episode of Kitchen Nightmares is one of the best i&#8217;ve ever seen. I was literally shaking with misanthropic ecstasy while watching this show. If you haven&#8217;t seen it yet please watch it above and then continue reading. 
The focus is a Burbank, California restaurant called &#8220;Sebastian&#8217;s&#8221; where Gordon meets a stocky, new englander named [...]]]></description>
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