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How To Bathe Or Shower: A Guide For Men

Background: I had the pleasure of meeting a disgustingly smelly manager at my local U Haul franchise today.This guy smelled like he jogged 4 miles then rolled around in an industrial sized litterbox that services the refuse needs of 50 large cats. I really hate smelly people, and as winter comes, people think they need to bathe [...]

Reason #43 Not To Vote For Barack Obama: Cigarette Fiend

Besides the fact that he stole my lunch in Hollywood last year, apparently he’s also a tobacco fiend. This Seattle Times article pretends to ask aloud the tough questions about Obama’s addiction. Because the pinko Seattle Times doesn’t have the political independence that I do, they cannot read between the lines like I can, here is what [...]