Misanthropy Today

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In An effort to make Misanthropy Today a more funny blog I randomized the homepage since most of my new articles are pretty craptastic. Turns out everyone hated it. Ok have it your way. It's back to normal now.
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Girlfriend Doesn’t Realize Boyfriend is In Europe Backpacking

Girlfriend Doesn’t Realize Boyfriend is In Europe Backpacking

advice, humor, sex, women

19 Sep 2009
God we've all been in situations like this and received these kinds of emails. Girls are such freaks. Remember if you ...

I Want To Raise Awareness About Not Raising Awareness Anymore

I Want To Raise Awareness About Not Raising Awareness Anymore

advice, douchebags, humor, liberals, misanthropy, philosophy

16 Sep 2009
There's a lot said nowadays about "awareness" and "raising awareness" as if this is the best way to solve the world's problems. The background on the ...

My Idea To Fix The Health Care System In The United States

My Idea To Fix The Health Care System In The United States

advice, humor, liberals, philosophy, politics

31 Aug 2009
People seem to like my ground-breaking ideas so I decided to share another one which might help both our government and the medical industry at ...

 
How To Make Water Coolers Better

How To Make Water Coolers Better

advice, humor, odd, technology

27 Aug 2009
If you like warm and cold water at your fingertips and are distrustful of Brita and their pitcher filter chicanery, or if you work in ...

The numerous betrayals of the Transformers franchise

The numerous betrayals of the Transformers franchise

celebrity, humor

27 Aug 2009
Captain Scumbone submitted this to me a long time ago. I have been busy/lazy and just put it and his tiny photos up. It's funny. ...

Why Dane Cook Sucks And Is Unfunny

Why Dane Cook Sucks And Is Unfunny

celebrity, douchebags, humor, reviews

14 Aug 2009
I've mentioned how I think Dane Cook sucks and is unfunny before but I read something about him this morning on my morning internet hike ...

 
Hells Kitchen Season 6 Premeire: Bug Eyes And Angry Whigger

Hells Kitchen Season 6 Premeire: Bug Eyes And Angry Whigger

celebrity, humor, los angeles

22 Jul 2009
Hell's Kitchen is one of my favorite shows for some reason and season six started last night. I don't really like any of the new ...

Homer Simpson “I Hate Liberals” Video

Homer Simpson “I Hate Liberals” Video

humor, liberals

15 Jul 2009
Here's Homer Simpson watching Fox News and hating liberals but loving hot babe programs on Fox television. I think it's funny hearing Homer say he ...

Dimitri The Lover Is Back In Business!

Dimitri The Lover Is Back In Business!

celebrity, dating, douchebags, humor, relationships, sex, women

14 Jul 2009
A reader shared the return of Dimitri the lover /the stud (Olga's voicemail friend). I actually called a Dimitri in Canada who was according to ...

 
I Knew I Liked Tori Spelling For A Reason (Huge Aereolas)

I Knew I Liked Tori Spelling For A Reason (Huge Aereolas)

celebrity, humor, misanthropy, women

01 Jul 2009
By Skippy Stalin I’ve always wanted to sexually humiliate Tori Spelling. There, I finally said in public. It usually doesn’t go over very well when I ...

On Nature, Misguided Iconography, And Me Giving Lydia Guevara The Meat

On Nature, Misguided Iconography, And Me Giving Lydia Guevara The Meat

celebrity, douchebags, humor, misanthropy, politics, women

01 Jul 2009
This is written by a guy who goes by the name Skippy Stalin and writes at Postcards Of The Hanging. He says he's a fan ...

The Truth Behind Billy Mays Death

The Truth Behind Billy Mays Death

celebrity, humor

30 Jun 2009
By Dan Yanofsky "HI, BILLY MAYS HERE!" Words we thought we'd never hear again. Many of you have been tricked by the liberal media into thinking that the ...

 
Bathroom Romance

Bathroom Romance

advice, humor, misanthropy

30 Jun 2009
By Carl Mayer Every one knows that women all receive their period at the exact same time during the vernal equinox at the stroke of ...

We Must End Our Dependence On Domestic Coffee

We Must End Our Dependence On Domestic Coffee

advice, humor, philosophy, recession

14 Jun 2009
Every restaurant and fast food stand is offering Starbucks style coffees and coffee drinks--- and they're  excited that they've nimbly noticed this cultural trend and ...

Matthews Housewarming Party

Matthews Housewarming Party

douchebags, humor, internet, web

08 Jun 2009
I found this on some site. It might be olden but its new to me. I found it here.  It's pretty funny-- AF From: David Thorne Date: ...

 
Worst Date Ever: Coldstone Creamery

Worst Date Ever: Coldstone Creamery

advice, dating, douchebags, humor, los angeles, love, misanthropy, sex, women

05 Jun 2009
I was looking at my stats and saw an increase in traffic coming from Victoria's site, MyVeryWorstDate.com. I hope it becomes a macro-blogging UGC site ...

10 Reasons Why I Want Cesar Millan To Get Mauled By A Dog

10 Reasons Why I Want Cesar Millan To Get Mauled By A Dog

celebrity, humor, odd

02 Jun 2009
Cesar Milan woke me up at 4 AM when I was sleeping on the couch last night with his dumb DVD training set infomercial. He speaks ...

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