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Can We Stop Using The Term “Best Practices” In Business? It’s Stupid

20 Jan 2011
I hate corporate-speak and i'll be writing a full post about that at some point but I take particular exception to the term Best Practices So your ...

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Why I Am Quitting Facebook (And going back to Myspace)

advice, dating, douchebags, humor, internet, relationships

27 Dec 2010
On January 1st I will give up Facebook. I’m not quitting Facebook because I enjoy it so much that it overtakes my life, but because I ...

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My Do People Put The Word “Peace” In Their Email Signatures?

douchebags, humor, liberals, technology

12 Dec 2010
Why do people sign emails with things like: Peace and Love Peace Peace and Best Wishes ? I mean, if your writing an email to a list of world leaders, ...

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Children In Advertising

humor, misanthropy

16 Jan 2010
By Dan Y. I can’t stand children in advertising because it combines two of my least favorite things in the world: children and advertising. I don’t ...

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Why Are Most Feminists* Ugly?

humor, liberals, misanthropy, politics, women

16 Jan 2010
By Dan Y. I started thinking about this the other day after watching a video on youtube where these two girls argued over whether or not ...

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I Want To Raise Awareness About Not Raising Awareness Anymore

advice, douchebags, humor, liberals, misanthropy, philosophy

16 Sep 2009
There's a lot said nowadays about "awareness" and "raising awareness" as if this is the best way to solve the world's problems. The background on the ...

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My Idea To Fix The Health Care System In The United States

advice, humor, liberals, philosophy, politics

31 Aug 2009
People seem to like my ground-breaking ideas so I decided to share another one which might help both our government and the medical industry at ...

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How To Make Water Coolers Better

advice, humor, odd, technology

27 Aug 2009
If you like warm and cold water at your fingertips and are distrustful of Brita and their pitcher filter chicanery, or if you work in ...

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The numerous betrayals of the Transformers franchise

celebrity, humor

27 Aug 2009
Captain Scumbone submitted this to me a long time ago. I have been busy/lazy and just put it and his tiny photos up. It's funny. ...

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Hells Kitchen Season 6 Premeire: Bug Eyes And Angry Whigger

celebrity, humor, los angeles

22 Jul 2009
Hell's Kitchen is one of my favorite shows for some reason and season six started last night. I don't really like any of the new ...

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Homer Simpson “I Hate Liberals” Video

humor, liberals

15 Jul 2009
Here's Homer Simpson watching Fox News and hating liberals but loving hot babe programs on Fox television. I think it's funny hearing Homer say he ...

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On Nature, Misguided Iconography, And Me Giving Lydia Guevara The Meat

celebrity, douchebags, humor, misanthropy, politics, women

01 Jul 2009
This is written by a guy who goes by the name Skippy Stalin and writes at Postcards Of The Hanging. He says he's a fan ...

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Iced Coffee Is Not Some Cool New Thing

advice, humor, philosophy, recession

14 Jun 2009
Every restaurant and fast food stand is offering Starbucks style coffees and coffee drinks--- and they're excited that they've nimbly noticed this cultural trend and ...

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Worst Date Ever: Coldstone Creamery

advice, dating, douchebags, humor, los angeles, love, misanthropy, sex, women

05 Jun 2009
This is in response to my friend Victoria's site, MyVeryWorstDate.com. Here's my story. Anyhow while thinking about it I thought of this nightmare date I had ...

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