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		<title>Girlfriend Doesn&#8217;t Realize Boyfriend is In Europe Backpacking</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Sep 2009 11:39:13 +0000</pubDate>
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God we&#8217;ve all been in situations like this and received these kinds of emails. Girls are such freaks. Remember if you ever break up with a girl and she says terrible things to you, she probably doesn&#8217;t mean a lot of it. But she also does mean a lot of it. 
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		<title>I Want To Raise Awareness About Not Raising Awareness Anymore</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 13:35:44 +0000</pubDate>
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There&#8217;s a lot said nowadays about &#8220;awareness&#8221; and &#8220;raising awareness&#8221; as if this is the best way to solve the world&#8217;s problems.
The background on the awareness movement stems from the fact that at some point protesty, do-gooder type folks started to feel a little ineffective wearing their &#8220;End World Hunger!&#8221; or &#8220;Fight Racism!&#8221; slogan shirts [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Idea To Fix The Health Care System In The United States</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 08:24:56 +0000</pubDate>
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People seem to like my ground-breaking ideas so I decided to share another one which might help both our government and the medical industry at large.

I have a few friends who have Kaiser Permanente and are very happy with it.
They offer quality low-cost insurance and if you&#8217;re a member of Kaiser and you need medical [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How To Make Water Coolers Better</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 01:06:40 +0000</pubDate>
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If you like warm and cold water at your fingertips and are distrustful of Brita and their pitcher filter chicanery, or if you work in an office, you probably have one of these:

The model above has both cold and lukewarm water.
I&#8217;m really glad our universities are really pushing the envelope on what engineers are capable [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The numerous betrayals of the Transformers franchise</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 00:24:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andyfox1979</dc:creator>
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Captain Scumbone submitted this to me a long time ago. I have been busy/lazy and just put it and his tiny photos up. It&#8217;s funny. AF



By Captain Scumbone
Were you one of the few moviegoers intelligent enough to be enraged, deafened and bored simultaneously by Michael Bay&#8217;s latest billion-dollar crapsplosion? I was. I was also a [...]]]></description>
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