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In An effort to make Misanthropy Today a more funny blog I randomized the homepage since most of my new articles are pretty craptastic. Turns out everyone hated it. Ok have it your way. It's back to normal now.
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Welcome to 2009

Welcome to 2009

douchebags, internet, web

17 Oct 2009
by crackpipe This is only a small-scale example, but give me a break, Yahoo. How about one line: "Thanks, we'll pass it on to quality control."? ...

Matthews Housewarming Party

Matthews Housewarming Party

douchebags, humor, internet, web

08 Jun 2009
I found this on some site. It might be olden but its new to me. I found it here.  It's pretty funny-- AF From: David Thorne Date: ...

Hipster Grifter Karin Ferrell Can Grift Me (Updated)

Hipster Grifter Karin Ferrell Can Grift Me (Updated)

celebrity, douchebags, internet, odd

02 May 2009
Update: So people have called for a fundraiser to help Free Kari Farrell get out of jail, so i made one. Please go donate a few ...

 
I Had A Job, I Had A Girl…

I Had A Job, I Had A Girl…

advice, internet, philosophy

29 Jan 2009
Unrelated Sidenote: The book of Job in the bible is my favorite book. I read the bible on my own, and apart of my course ...

Pictures Of Half Naked Hot Babes From Around The Web

Pictures Of Half Naked Hot Babes From Around The Web

internet, misanthropy, sex, women

10 Jan 2009
A collection of very hot amateur girl next door style babe pics from a real connoisseur over at  Snurfy.com. What I like about this collection is ...

FreeCreditReport.com Are Crooks!

FreeCreditReport.com Are Crooks!

advice, internet, reviews, technology

25 Nov 2008
When you're wronged your first instinct might be to dust off your flamethrower and be prepared to crawl into any sewer drain in Chinatown to ...

 
The Best Links From Around The Web, November

The Best Links From Around The Web, November

humor, internet, misanthropy

18 Nov 2008
I'm thinking about buying a domain where i'll collect all the cool stuff I see on the web each week and dump it all every ...

7 Political Myths That You Probably Believe Because You’re An Idiot

7 Political Myths That You Probably Believe Because You’re An Idiot

internet, liberals, politics, technology

18 Sep 2008
1. A Two Party System is inherently flawed. Usually you hear this argument from members of some tiny political party, the Green Party for instance, or ...

My 4Chan Image Macro Of The Day

My 4Chan Image Macro Of The Day

humor, internet

13 Sep 2008
Because of the Google Earth post I had to open Macromedia Fireworks. One thing led to another. Here's my contribution to 4chan for today. Here's the ...

 
Deaf Online Lottery Aim Password Scam

Deaf Online Lottery Aim Password Scam

advice, internet, misanthropy

10 Sep 2008
This afternoon I got an instant message from a deaf online lottery scam person. This is not funny like the Nigerian Scam Conversation I had ...

Internet History Lesson #43: Hello My Future Girlfriend

Internet History Lesson #43: Hello My Future Girlfriend

internet

13 Aug 2008
"Hello my future girlfriend, this is what I sound like" These words haunt all who hear them. In the old days, internet memes weren't made as ...

I’m Tired Of The Lulz, And The Links

I’m Tired Of The Lulz, And The Links

humor, internet

04 Mar 2008
When I first found 4chan it was loaded with real scum of the earth, which made it quaint and likeable. That was about 3 ...

 
Jeopardy Teen Drops F-Bomb, Rape Robots and The Links

Jeopardy Teen Drops F-Bomb, Rape Robots and The Links

internet, misanthropy, technology, web

26 Feb 2008
Awhile ago I tried out for Jeopardy. It's been a month or so and I haven't gotten a call yet, which of course makes ...

This Thing That Netflix Does

This Thing That Netflix Does

humor, internet

21 Feb 2008
When you first sign up with Netflix (or re-sign up in my case) they are you on your first week of a new job. Overachieving, ...

Breaking Yahoo News: The 5 Biggest Dating Mistakes That Men Make

Breaking Yahoo News: The 5 Biggest Dating Mistakes That Men Make

dating, internet, relationships

09 Dec 2007
From: http://dating.personals.yahoo.com/singles/datingtips/62971/the-5-biggest;_ylc=X3oDMTFmaGNkdDNpBF9TAzI3MTYxNDkEc2VjA2ZwX3RvZGF5BHNsawN0aGUtNS1iaWdnZXN0BHp6A2Fi (Above: Andrea Syrtash: cocktease) Every few weeks Yahoo will put some bad dating tips on their front page so that you'll join their personals ...

 
Misanthropy Today Hates: Dumb Social Networking Bulletins

Misanthropy Today Hates: Dumb Social Networking Bulletins

internet, love

16 Nov 2007
(Update: I've decided to use this blog entry as a chapbook for all stupid bulletins, scroll down to the bottom) So for some reason I have ...

Is 4chan dead?

Is 4chan dead?

internet, love, technology

22 Oct 2007
In a move that is certain to cause anti-lulz, the popular internet nerd site 4chan.org has been down for a few days now. It wouldn't suprise ...

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